Comments on: Poetry Contest

By: Anna

Anna — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:59:52 +0000

Click on a website
And I so very much want
Totally free crap

By: Deverie

Deverie — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:18:36 +0000

I’m so happy I got my first free crap!
Instant, cheesy, hamburger mac!
I put it right in the cupboard,
who knows if it will ever be my snack…

By: Sue

Sue — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:09:10 +0000

Totally free crap
Excuse me while I take a nap
I will dream about the card falling in my lap
cause my poem is the best on the map
and that’s a rap!

By: Sue

Sue — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:56:42 +0000

I really can’t rhyme
but I ain’t got a dime
so please please give me the card
and I’ll have you over for a bar-b-que in my backyard
Apologies to the bard!

By: Bsmooth

Bsmooth — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:24:07 +0000

:Bsmooth enters room of applauding spectators after his intro….they sit as he steps to the mic….:
“It is almost irrelavent…what the item appears to be
So long as I get it…absolutely free

Visiting the site is what I do…on the regular and I’m not trippin’
Can’t fight the allure of get crap free…especially when you pay the shippin’

What is it about free…it is a mystery to me
It must be society and a reflection of the economy

Regardless of the item…regardless of my day
I’ll contiinue to frequent Totally Free Crap as long as I don’t have to pay…

: Crowd ERUPTS with cheers and applause and snapping fingers:

BSmooth: thank you…thank you….you’re very kind…….

By: b-bomb

b-bomb — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:39:12 +0000

WOW Diane! you win hands down!

By: diane

diane — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:37:13 +0000

sung to the tune of “The Addams Family Theme”

I want to get the free card.
It really shouldn’t be hard.
I’m surely not a retard.
It’s TotallyFreeCrap.

Though Amazon is online,
that card is gonna be mine.
If it isn’t, then I will whine.
It’s TotallyFreeCrap.

da-da-da-da
da-da-da-da
da-da-da-da
da-da-da-da
da-da-da-da

Now I can hear you singing
so, phone, come on a-ringing,
and tell me that I’m winning
from TotallyFreeCrap.

By: Cindy

Cindy — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:03:33 +0000

Free Crap Rap

It’s the free crap rap,
Some may call it a game.
Yes, it’s the free crap rap,
All the other sites are lame.
It becomes so darn addicting,
it becomes your ball and chain.

Yes, it’s the free crap rap,
When you play it you win.
Yes, it’s the free crap rap
Some even call it a sin.

Yes, it’s the free crap rap,
Ask for it by name,
Free Crap Rap it will drive you insane.

Totally

By: nancy

nancy — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:19:18 +0000

one more:

As I filled my iGoogle gadget with pictures of the sea,
I happened upon a site called TFC
What the hell is this I said to my self?
Free spices, hats, candy and more?
This can’t be. Nothing is free.
The free crap is real, its coming in!
Kids, fill out the forms and hit submit
Its freeeee crap and its all legit!

By: Carol

Carol — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:54:36 +0000

There once was a website for free crap
Its purpose was to disburse crap for free, chap
Allow six weeks to receive
and years to conceive
of why sane folks get such joy from their free crap