Contest Update
Thoracias Wins The $30 Gift Card!
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August 11th, 2008
July 28th, 2008 - 9:45 am
thats right, i designed it! now show me what you got!
July 28th, 2008 - 10:22 am
Thanks for the giftcard for the last contest!!!! I was so shocked when I checked my email this am. (to say the least) I called everyone I know!!!
I also went to the website to see what I could find for that much & honestly, it looks like close to nothing. So I need to save it to get something for my son. WHICH MEANS——
I would do ALMOST ANYTHING for another giftcard!!!!! I would go thru a public place with a totallyfreecrap.com sign and make a big scene on HOW AWESOME TFC.COM IS!!!! My family could take pics of this as its happening!
I would drive around with a sign of how crazy I am about this site on my car FOR A MONTH!
I would go a public library and set all the computers to TFC.com as their homepages!
I’ll make a hat for my son & make him wear it anywhere we go — it’ll look like I just got him off the site! hahaha
I’m not sure what else would be legal that I could do, BUT BELIEVE ME! I’D DO IT!
July 28th, 2008 - 12:34 pm
it’s not what i will do for free crap. it is what i currently doing. when i first realized that this site exsiteed (from finding the google addon thing) i told everybody. got all my teachers to come to the site. all my friends are now getting free cake and shampoo and stuff. even the people i don’t like; i told because i truly think that you are just plain stupid to now use a great resource like this. i got things that i didn’t want/need but i didn’t care. only because it was free did i want it. if there is ever an idem that i don’t use (samples or coupons) i will always give it away to someone that will accualy use the product or currently uses the product. like once i got some formula. at the store it was $35. i have that to a girl on welfare. i have tried looking at other sites for more free stuff that you may have missed and didn’t put on your site, but none of them are as easy as you site is. NO ONE is as easy as you. even with the walmart free samples it take about 3 to 4 page clicks to get to the entry form. and that isn’t’ to kind to my bandwidth, expecialy when they are all “aspx” pages.
Totallyfreecrap.com is a truly remarkable site. i will use it until the site is no more.
now it you really want me to do anything extra for you i will put a bumper sticker on my car for you and i will get one of those like 3 year tattoos that fade for you and mabey something else once i think of it.
July 28th, 2008 - 2:06 pm
Congrats to the winners! …now where can we read the winners
submissions?
July 28th, 2008 - 2:13 pm
Contests end up in the Not Crap category on your right. Here you can see submissions for previous contests.
July 28th, 2008 - 2:28 pm
this was rigged big time!
July 28th, 2008 - 3:07 pm
im with you underkelly! time to riot!
July 28th, 2008 - 5:29 pm
I’ll do anything for free crap.
I will even put up with b-bomb’s content comments.
July 28th, 2008 - 6:35 pm
ohhhhh good one mike!lol mike 1 or 2 ha!
July 29th, 2008 - 2:03 am
I dunno I guess I’d cut off one of my dreads and send it to you. haha
July 29th, 2008 - 11:24 am
Unfortunately,my Uncle just passed away on Sunday.It is the first time I had to deal with this,it is very hard.He was only 44.My grandma is taking it so hard.I don’t know what I can buy on amazon…but I would use it to get somthing for my grandma..
Im looking now I like the Love Remember Forever gift and “He Is Not Gone” touching 8×10 framed poem. bereavement gift. for example. I know this would make my grandmother very happy.
Thank You
July 29th, 2008 - 11:26 am
I didnt read the full thing it is what would I do? I would do anything!!anything to make my grandma happy
July 29th, 2008 - 12:47 pm
I have seen this site before and never really paid much attention to it. Then my husband added it to our home page and I started to take notice. I LOVE THIS SITE NOW!!!! Each morning I wake up with my husband and children and get everyone ready to go for the day and then I grab my morning cup of coffee and rush to log on to see what cool new freebie is available for the day. My dog sits patiently waiting for me to finish so she can go outside. I love this site now and it is the one thing I look forward to each day.
So what will I do??? Ignore my beloved chihuahua Bella long enough to visit the site then I take her outside to do her business.
July 29th, 2008 - 12:50 pm
I would divorce my husband and marry b bomb!!!! for an amazon gift card only of course.
July 29th, 2008 - 2:25 pm
What would I do for free crap, you ask? First, I would pack myself a lunch( made up of my free crap/food samples of course) because it would be an all day of me crapping) and then head off to my local dump with my pickup and ware a sandwich billboard, stating that I need your good crap and also I am in need of money, please! But I don’t need a job because crapping is my job. Then at the end of the day I would haul all of my crap and money back to my house and unload all of it and then count all of my money and then begin to clean my crap (if needed) and then store it in my storage shed until I needed something. Then I would take all of the money that I earned that day( yes, earned) and use it all for gas to put back into my pickup and then go right back to the dump the very next day and have a wonderful day of crapping all over again!
July 29th, 2008 - 2:36 pm
FYI -My above post “IS” my entry into the “Contest -What would you do” !
July 29th, 2008 - 5:28 pm
MORE MORE MORE!!! YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!!
WHO REALLY REALLY WANTS THAT $30 AMAZON CARD!!!
July 29th, 2008 - 6:45 pm
my mom!!! yes thats right i would sell out my own mother for free crap!!!! I love her and all and sure i’ll miss her but come on people we are talkin free crap here what could be better?!! Today is my moms birthday, did i call her when i got home from work? not a chance! I want free crap first!! I got two brothers and a sister you can have…..Hang on thats not much of a sacrifice!!! wait i minute, how about my cat? shes yours! shes only got one eye and she can’t see out of it so don’t be moving the litter box around!!!! come on free crap come to me….carrie needs a new ..everything!!
July 29th, 2008 - 6:55 pm
p.s just so you know my mom does free crap too and she’ll see this….I’m not even afraid of her so there!
July 29th, 2008 - 6:56 pm
( I am sooo screwed )
July 29th, 2008 - 6:56 pm
free crap rules !!!!
July 29th, 2008 - 8:55 pm
ohh-la-la sarah!
July 29th, 2008 - 9:56 pm
Good Evening! Thak you for the gift card I recived it today, Hey as far as i am concern 15$ is 15$, I will save it and use it at Christmas. I don’t mean to be rude, but there are alot of lame answers on here. I think people just want to be heard. Any ways, I would of course tell all my friends about the free crap, there is not a day that I don’t get a free sample in the mail, What i cant use I give away, after all in todays world we need to help each other, even if it is a sample. I would change all the signs that have removeable letters to say FREE CRAP.com, I really liked the Library one, now that is cool! I think that I would go to the Career Centers and do the same , making their home page TFC.COM How about doing Walmarts computers also. That would blow their mind. I would also put flyers up on every telephone post, and window that i could get away with. and go to the food stamp office, and any of the agenicies and leave flyers to pass out. I would Also go the air port and pass the flyers out instead of flowers until I was ran off. I could also make a thousand flyers go to the roof of the tallest building and drop them off in the middle of town when there is a festival going on. That is just some of my thoughts, Heck 30$ more 30$ more .
July 29th, 2008 - 11:23 pm
Okay, Okay… I would do something that no one, I mean no one would ever do or even
think of doing!..but I wouldn’t give up my house or give it away, I wouldn’t give my car away, I wouldn’t sell out my parents( but it is tempting) , I wouldn’t give my retirement savings away, I wouldn’t give away my CD and DVD collection, I wouldn’t give away my monster/horror and sci-fi related collectibles, I wouldn’t give my dog away, I wouldn’t give my electric Gibson guitar away and I wouldn’t give up my Marshall Amplifier, either and I most certainly would not give away all my free crap(are you kidding me)!! …and I absolutely would not ever think of giving up the BEST & CRAPIEST FREEBIE website on this planet or any other planet which is: http://www.totallyfreecrap.com !! But what would I do to be able to obtain and win a $30 AMAZON GIFT CARD/GIFT CERTIFICATE… I WOULD N’T SELL MY SOUL, I WOULD GIVE MY SOUL TO THE TOTALLY FREE CRAP GODS!!
July 30th, 2008 - 8:59 am
hmmm , i could use that amp.
July 30th, 2008 - 9:04 am
NOW I KNOW ALOT OF YOU GUYS ARE BARKING MAD!
A $30 AMAZON CARD PEOPLE! I NEED MORE
DEMENTED,FOOLISH,DERANGED ANSWERS!
U GOTTA WORK FOR IT!
July 30th, 2008 - 11:46 am
I would buy 2 tickets for the Virgin Galactic-you know the new space ship for civilians-one ticket for me and one for b’bomb-the maiden voyage. I would slap on one of those big magnetic ads on both sides http://WWW.TOTALLYFREECRAP.COM of the space ship. On the way up I would release billions of flyers telling everyone to get awesome free crap on tfc.com. Then I would have b’bombs mailman replaced since he hasn’t been getting his free crap on a regular basis. And then I would take b’bomb to my mom’s house, the absolute best place to get tfc eehmmm the 2nd best place to get free crap
July 30th, 2008 - 1:44 pm
I would change a church sign to say:
“What would Jesus do? He would go to totallyfreecrap.com”
July 30th, 2008 - 5:08 pm
What will I do (what do I currently do) for free crap?
I use my friends email addresses so that I don’t get slammed with spam when I order free crap! Of course, sometimes I actually send them free crap, too–so it all works out.
I make up fictional job titles and companies so that the sample companies won’t find out where I work and send me alot of junk mail after I get my free crap.
I order free crap for me under my boy friends name (but it’s usually stuff I think that he’d like).
I endure the laughs that I get from people when I tell them about freecrap.com, and then I accept the praise for turning them onto the website.
I read this website at least once a day, if not twice–sometimes three times. From work. Where I probably shouldn’t be accessing this website. Does possible impending job loss work towards winning?
July 30th, 2008 - 8:37 pm
I’ll give out (for free, of course) little plastic baggies printed with, “For Better Free Crap, Go To “TotallyFreeCrap.com” More fun than pooper-scooping any day!” at doggie parks, parking lots, pet stores, vets, rest stops, pet friendly hotels, etc. To broaden the audience, I’ll hand out t-shirts, magnets, note pads, pens, etc that promote TFC in any number of ways. (eg: “No stinkin’ crap here: “TotallyFreeCrap.com” or, “Get Your Google Gadget Today! TotallyFreeCrap.com” ) I’m sure I’ll think of better Free Crap slogans later, and as always, will be happy to take free samples of slogans.
July 31st, 2008 - 5:57 pm
I guess I would bring back the great art of streaking right in the heart of downtown at high noon for free crap. I probably would get arrested and then the humiliation,shame, etc etc but for free crap I’ll go a long way. Besides Im unemployed right now due layoff so I need all the help I can get.
August 1st, 2008 - 9:10 am
Well admin, what do you think? crazy enough for you?
i still think they can go a little further…………………………(if they are the tfc-ers i think they are!)
August 2nd, 2008 - 12:12 pm
I would put my name and address on a free sample request form for free crap.What else do you need to do?
August 2nd, 2008 - 10:24 pm
I would make my 17-year old son wear a T-shirt that said “My mom got this T-shirt free from totallyfreecrap.com”.
August 3rd, 2008 - 7:32 pm
Only real entries can win. If it is not something you will do and prove to us, you won’t win.
Now, what will you do really?
August 3rd, 2008 - 9:05 pm
I will poarticipate daily in TFS sites and tell allmy friends to visist and log in and vote for TFS as the #1 free stuff web site. It is #1 for TFS in my book. I need that $30 Amazon gift card.
August 3rd, 2008 - 9:10 pm
I will design a Tshirt with the words “TFS is an Awesome site for freebies” I will wear this to the high school where I teach Speech Communication I, I will wear when schoolis in full flow. My school houses abt 1500 high school students.
August 3rd, 2008 - 11:11 pm
Tonto would dump Lone Ranger as good friend, and rip mask from face. Tonto also steal Ranger white hat and do rain dance around it. Tonto kick Ranger in buttocks and tell Ranger to get lost. Tonto remove feather from long braided hair and give it back to bird it plucked from. Tonto also promise to continue leaving smoke signals here because Tonto feel among friends.
August 4th, 2008 - 8:53 am
I would tomato bath my dog 10 more times since the first 3 didn’t help. I would allow my children to do ALL the laundry that is piled on the bottom of the steps awaiting my poor aching back. I would vacume my car out that hasn’t been done for 5 years. I would scour the rabbit cages out and disinfect them. I believe after that I would be finished…physically and mentally from dealing with yelling teenagers that didn’t want to do the laundry EVER.
August 4th, 2008 - 9:36 am
I would let my husband do ALL the household chores for a month. I also would let him walk our puppies and feed our chickens every single time they needed it.
August 4th, 2008 - 4:13 pm
I’m doing everthing I said I would!!…………………………..not
Is someone gonna visit the winner just to see that they did what they said they would?
August 4th, 2008 - 5:17 pm
This is what I do…every single embarrassing admission is something I’ve done for free crap!
I’ve got 6 different email accounts, several of them are just for spam, and it‘s hard to remember them all, as well as my logins and passwords. I spend long hours at the computer checking out freebie sites, fill out page after page of “surveys for spam“, only to find out you have to “complete 2 silver level and 2 gold level sponsor offers” , in other words you’ve got to buy crap to get the free crap!
I’ll fudge a little and make up companies and positions just to get a free purple scotch-brite scrubber. I’ll pretend to be a teenager to fit in at the teen freebie site. I’ll save up those ice cream buckets to fill with the samples I haven’t used yet. I’ll eat & drink strange and nasty concoctions because they were free.
I’ll save up receipts to send to activia, and download and print out a form, then fill it out and send the whole mess in to activia, just to get a $12 rebate…making my yogurt free crap.
I’ll run to the mailbox every day rubbing my hands together and cackling over what free crap might be in the mail today. ( today all I got was some dove coupons and an insect repellant patch, but some days the postman has to come to the door because there’s too much free crap to fit in the box. )
I’ll go back over months of stuff on freebie sites where most of them are expired, just to find the few that are still valid.
I’ll wear a “Me Not Meth” free t-shirt to the grocery store, and deal with all the stares. I’ll give my boyfriend a package of biodegradable golf tees…and take the weeks of kidding, because they were free.
And finally, I’ll type up all my various humiliations for you all to see what I’ll do for free crap…and say I’m not ashamed, and I’ll do it all again. ( well, I’m ashamed of the not quite true things I’ve said on the forms…but I can’t help myself! )
and yes, i’ll prove any and all of these things…just please don’t make me drink that nasty j go mess again!
August 4th, 2008 - 5:21 pm
This is what I do…every single embarrassing admission is something I’ve done for free crap!
I’ve got 6 different email accounts, several of them are just for spam, and it‘s hard to remember them all, as well as my logins and passwords. I spend long hours at the computer checking out freebie sites, fill out page after page of “surveys for spam“, only to find out you have to “complete 2 silver level and 2 gold level sponsor offers” , in other words you’ve got to buy crap to get the free crap!
I’ll fudge a little and make up companies and positions just to get a free purple scotch-brite scrubber. I’ll pretend to be a teenager to fit in at the teen freebie site. I’ll save up those ice cream buckets to fill with the samples I haven’t used yet. I’ll eat & drink strange and nasty concoctions because they were free.
I’ll save up receipts to send to activia, and download and print out a form, then fill it out and send the whole mess in to activia, just to get a $12 rebate…making my yogurt free crap.
I’ll run to the mailbox every day rubbing my hands together and cackling over what free crap might be in the mail today. ( today all I got was some dove coupons and an insect repellant patch, but some days the postman has to come to the door because there’s too much free crap to fit in the box. )
I’ll go back over months of stuff on freebie sites where most of them are expired, just to find the few that are still valid.
I’ll wear a “Me Not Meth” free t-shirt to the grocery store, and deal with all the stares. I’ll give my boyfriend a package of biodegradable golf tees…and take the weeks of kidding, because they were free.
And finally, I’ll type up all my various humiliations for you all to see what I’ll do for free crap…and say I’m not ashamed, and I’ll do it all again. ( well, I’m ashamed of the not quite true things I’ve said on the forms…but I can’t help myself! )
August 4th, 2008 - 6:18 pm
I would eat a whole pound of chocolate covered pretzels, and wash it down with 2L of Coke, for starters. Then I would eat a huge honking container of Ben and Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream, maybe with some Sprite, something light and fizzy. And then I would move on to a filet mignon or two, medium-well, with a nice bottle of red . . . or whatever is in my stash. To finish it all off, I would consume a puff of cotton candy that’s as big as my german shepard, but not as heavy because she’s over 95 pounds, and maybe a glass of water to wash that down.
Where’s the free Pepto Bismol?
August 5th, 2008 - 10:02 am
I would add TFC buttons on all my gaming and group pages and KISS a SKUNK wearing a TFG t-shirt in public! Heck, I’d even kiss TWO SKUNKS!
August 5th, 2008 - 7:05 pm
I’d totally ask politely for free stuff.
August 7th, 2008 - 1:21 pm
i will devote my life
August 7th, 2008 - 1:30 pm
I would totally send you forty dollars so that I could win that Amazon gift card.
August 8th, 2008 - 9:24 pm
I would streak my school with TotallyFreecrap.com painted on my chest and back. Then I would make out with a goat on video for 5 minutes and post in on youtube with “totallyfreecrap” as a tag and headline, as well as “totally free crap” shown as a graphic during the whole video.
I would then write a song on guitar and incorporate totallyfreecrap into it.
I would also pay 10 dollars for it.
Finally, I would say thankyou 10 times.
August 11th, 2008 - 11:19 pm
Tonto sad because not win, but do not matter. Tonto do not know how to use camera to take photograph of Lone Ranger.
August 13th, 2008 - 6:58 pm
I actually have 3 skunks as pets, so I’d be more than happy to kiss them!
Thought they contest was cute and loved the winners!
August 14th, 2008 - 8:50 am
The gift card was awesome, thank you!
Barbara, I am always glad to meet other people OWNED by skunks. lol
I had a third (actually he was my first) but he passed away 18 months ago.
Charlie and Trapper are busy searchin Amazon.com for this killer food dish they saw last week. hehehe
August 14th, 2008 - 9:35 am
hi,
the thing is not that you can do, but the thing is that what you have done for totally free Crap,
this website is really very very good, so I can say that what ever I can do is less for it,
I have agreat idea for it, that I will post an emails to all my friends who is not in US , and make a grat flag of it written Totally free crab.com and send to all my natives in India,
and I will suggest this idea to India goverment also to make this kind of website in India also so people can have there free gifts also
August 14th, 2008 - 12:46 pm
Way To Go Thoracias!!!!!!!
August 14th, 2008 - 6:02 pm
congrats thoracias, what kind of skunk are they? we only have the black and white in mn.
August 15th, 2008 - 3:55 am
sooooooooooo cute.
August 18th, 2008 - 5:26 pm
They are chocolate skunks (brown and white). I think the B/W are gorgeous but they are illegal here. Well, thanks to the new DNR guy, ALL skunks in Georgia have been outlawed as of this year. They grandfathered in current owners but after this, there are no more. =(
Thanks everyone for the congrads!