We are looking for other ways to state “getting free stuff”
what kind of ideas do you have?
“Free Crap”
“Complimentary stuff”
“Borrowing freebies with no plan to return them”
“Obtain merchandise without cost”
….. how many can we generate?
Looking for wit and humor.
September 2nd, 2008
September 2nd, 2008 - 4:38 pm
Getting things for my lovely wife without the wallet shock!
September 2nd, 2008 - 4:39 pm
Perfect example Chip…. beautiful :)
September 2nd, 2008 - 4:41 pm
way-cool-shwag
September 2nd, 2008 - 4:58 pm
gifts from generous people
September 2nd, 2008 - 5:33 pm
Five finger discounts, without the five fingers
September 2nd, 2008 - 5:36 pm
Always free but never cheap. Just as a lady should be.
September 2nd, 2008 - 5:54 pm
Sample crap
September 2nd, 2008 - 6:06 pm
Pro-bono. No loan-o
Complimentary Crap
Gratistuff
September 2nd, 2008 - 6:39 pm
Ultimate Freeces
September 2nd, 2008 - 6:53 pm
“Totally Free Crap. So easy, even a stoned man can do it.”
“It’s like rolling dice. Sometimes you get craps, sometimes you don’t”
or, as it would fit me:
“Finally, an answer to feeling someone loves and cares for you more than they do ‘current household’”
September 2nd, 2008 - 7:16 pm
Procuring miscellaneous items that I normally would not pay a thin dime for in a bajillion million years if my very own life depended highly upon it.
September 2nd, 2008 - 7:22 pm
Getting something for nothing.
September 2nd, 2008 - 7:24 pm
It’s the little things in life.
September 2nd, 2008 - 8:59 pm
Hey you guys are great at providing free crap. The only easier way to get free crap is to go to the horsebarn about 3 hours after they eat with a plastic bag. But I guess there are those who dont have that type of access and so then this would be the best way. No really though, you guys are great!
September 2nd, 2008 - 10:44 pm
Free poop, that’s it, right here, right now …how does it get better than non odiferous free poop?
September 3rd, 2008 - 12:30 am
stay at my friend’s place for the weekend, bring 6 loads of dirty clothes and use your laundry soap/washing machines, don’t bring any toothpaste or other toiletries so i use your’s, lay on your sofa while you wait on me hand and foot and watch your cable because i won’t pay for it myself, hogging the remote, and eatting all your food totally free crap.
September 3rd, 2008 - 8:43 am
crud-4-free
crap-4-free
September 3rd, 2008 - 9:21 am
“Great Stuff, Totally Free”
September 3rd, 2008 - 9:29 am
Why not call it…”It’s Free, Stupid. Come and Get It?”
September 3rd, 2008 - 10:48 am
Gratis
September 3rd, 2008 - 11:30 am
Items for which there is no fee.
September 3rd, 2008 - 12:03 pm
Things I receive that if they paid me, I would not take. That’s the greatness of free crap!
September 3rd, 2008 - 12:07 pm
You supply the fake email address, they supply the products.
Limited time offer, you make 0 easy payments of $0 dollars.
September 3rd, 2008 - 1:00 pm
FREE CRAP FOR YOU, YOU LUCKY SAP
September 3rd, 2008 - 1:06 pm
Separating rubes from their crap.
September 3rd, 2008 - 2:41 pm
a 3 letter word for free stuff…M-O-M!
September 3rd, 2008 - 2:45 pm
Nothing in life is free… EXCEPT FREEBIES!!
September 3rd, 2008 - 2:56 pm
Free to a good home!
(that is how I advertised horse manure for give away when I cleaned out the barn, It went fast)
or
More unwanted useless crap for the landfill! woooo whooo
September 3rd, 2008 - 4:17 pm
hannukkah shopping
;]
September 3rd, 2008 - 4:48 pm
“Payment Optional” stuff
September 3rd, 2008 - 5:41 pm
No-cost shopping
September 3rd, 2008 - 7:10 pm
no fee poopie
September 3rd, 2008 - 7:12 pm
auto fill, hit submit, get your shit
September 3rd, 2008 - 8:18 pm
trial samples
September 3rd, 2008 - 9:46 pm
Random Items that happen to be Free
September 3rd, 2008 - 11:26 pm
Safer than stolen…
Better than borrowed…
September 4th, 2008 - 1:27 am
Annoy a Republican. Get something for Free.
September 4th, 2008 - 6:46 am
Gratis Crapicus
September 4th, 2008 - 1:07 pm
Good thing we don’t have to steal this stuff! Those democrats hate competition!
September 4th, 2008 - 2:07 pm
Awesome stuff comes in my box.
Even though I paid no fees.
I think it might be fair and injust.
But man do I love stuff thats free!
:)
and
Free stuff makes my day.
And sometimes even my week.
I love it when I get a package.
Even though I had no money to seek!
September 4th, 2008 - 2:33 pm
Free Crap - Without flushing money down the drain!
September 4th, 2008 - 3:01 pm
Enabling Solicitous Giving!
Making Clark Howard Proud!
September 4th, 2008 - 4:09 pm
Lizard yours is the best ever !!!!! loves it.
September 4th, 2008 - 4:31 pm
this is by far the best free crap on line!!!! no chages needed. Maybe just more crap!!
September 4th, 2008 - 4:32 pm
changes……………gosh, i really CAN type.
September 4th, 2008 - 4:32 pm
ok I got it!!!! Free Crap, no Shit!
September 4th, 2008 - 11:27 pm
One man’s stuff is another Man’s Free Crap.
September 5th, 2008 - 12:20 am
“FREEBIE JEEBIES”
September 5th, 2008 - 8:55 am
Its like going shopping in your mom’s cabinets.
-or-
In the spirit of Halloween… “Totally Free Crap gives me the Freebie-Jeebies!”
September 5th, 2008 - 9:09 am
Craptacular stuff for pocket lint.
September 5th, 2008 - 10:14 am
thank you,always good crap!!!
September 5th, 2008 - 11:15 am
“Free to Good Home”
September 5th, 2008 - 1:19 pm
fecal matter delivered to your door…. without necessitating payment
September 5th, 2008 - 3:45 pm
guilt free 5 finger discount
stuff for less than cheap
stuff like Willey…free that is
once twice FREE Things for ladies
support Charity take…our free crap
September 5th, 2008 - 4:44 pm
stimulus without the check
September 5th, 2008 - 6:48 pm
Keep It Cheap….Ride the FREEway.
September 6th, 2008 - 1:07 am
Gotta take a crap…
September 6th, 2008 - 3:31 am
Mailbox Surprises!
Goodies,Treats & Fun!
All Free! No bills!
September 6th, 2008 - 8:45 am
everday gifts
September 6th, 2008 - 8:47 am
christmas everyday
September 6th, 2008 - 12:09 pm
Free Zone
Free “stuff”.com
September 7th, 2008 - 10:51 am
dayamm, look at all these comments!
September 7th, 2008 - 1:34 pm
Bummin’ on the Cyber Freeway
September 7th, 2008 - 2:55 pm
bomb, we’re all just a bunch of minnows swimming in a sea of crap!
September 7th, 2008 - 4:55 pm
stuff you won’t buy but will take.
September 7th, 2008 - 6:06 pm
Yours for the Takin’
September 9th, 2008 - 5:04 am
free stocking stuffers soon to be regifted back to you
September 10th, 2008 - 12:47 am
Free as a mail bird.
September 11th, 2008 - 1:58 am
mo sheet fo free
consumption of mass quantities at an affordable rate!
just another thing to sign up for without a credit card..yay!
uhh..its free..just take it
hey more crap to add to that shelve in your kitchen… thats right the crap drawer
ohhhhhhh….freeee
September 11th, 2008 - 3:19 am
will autofill for free items
September 12th, 2008 - 2:46 am
Complimentary Samples & Shmutz
September 12th, 2008 - 2:57 am
As free as the stuff you wrap up in a napkin and take home in your purse (or pants- but that can get ugly…enough said!)
September 13th, 2008 - 9:17 am
Receiving goods without reciprocal compensation
or
Free things with no cha-chings, no strings & no blings
September 13th, 2008 - 10:06 pm
Free Yard Sale Items! Completely Free For the taking!
September 15th, 2008 - 8:01 pm
Free spam
September 26th, 2008 - 7:12 pm
I love the title Totally Free Crap. Don’t change a thing.
September 29th, 2008 - 2:36 am
no cents excrements!
September 29th, 2008 - 10:07 pm
makeing crap so you dont have to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(the 1 is on purpuss)
October 4th, 2008 - 5:55 pm
non-monitarily procuring miscellania
October 16th, 2008 - 2:06 am
unwanted and useless items inexplicably sought after by many for unknown reasons in exchange for nothing
November 11th, 2008 - 1:03 am
the stuff you don’t want or need until it is free
December 2nd, 2008 - 2:51 am
Items you can buy at no cost to you…