this one is for you JUDY. get 3 regular size sponges, cut them “length wise” (3 strips per sponge) then you stack them on top of each other. get one of those ty-rap things, tighten it around the center of the the sponges. and there you have it. a nerf toy!
ps. its true, i AM related to martha stewart!
Thank goodness that tomorrow is Sunday ‘cuz, well, I lied about using these before on the questionaire. There. I feel much better that I got that off my chest. Thought I was going to have to go into therapy for a while there. Whewwww! Bomb, I just put together that “nerf toy” thing that you described, only used duct tape. If you wind it too tightly and too much, it becomes hard. Hurts when you throw it at your kid and hit ‘em in the eye. Wife yells at you for that and tells you to grow up. But, great idea!!
I could have used one of these this morning! True story: I ran into a door frame this morning with my bare foot. My left pinky toe is literally sticking out to the side now. A doc in the box told me I had broken and disclocated it and should follow up with an ortho Monday. They gave me a walking boot but I bet with one of these ties I could get a shoe on! Owwwww, this thing hurts! Maybe the leg cramp medicine I got last week will help.
At least these won’t come damaged.
Today my Xcid Antacid (Aug.4, remember?) and the little pack had been smashed open inside the envelope and pink goo is oozing out. Like a 50’s horror film, in pink.
Cool, I can use these to close the top of the free dog food samples I got today (they smell like the dog already ate them). I did get my Lakota Indian note pads and dream catcher today too. That was a good freebie.
Lizard, 3 hail Mary’s?? Ohhhhhhhhhh, I get it!! Go long and I’ll hit ya for the TD with the “Hail Mary B-Bomb” gizmo!! Bomb, I think you kin make some cold hard cash on THIS idea! I’ll try Rose’s idea later. Wife is still upset with me, though.
This is why I don’t let my husband on free crap!!! he would totally take the football idea and then the conversation Maddog had going would be verbatim. Go Redskins!!! And Maddog, I think God will forgive you for lying on the questionaire darlin’. Laters!!
Maddog, I hear you got duct tape. My toe is still throbbing! Thanks for the tip Travis. The script I got said alcohol intensifies the effect…I’ll be right back…got to go to store for something.
OZ, GREEN duct tape on the way stat! Julie, Julie, Julie. I used to like you :), but, as you may know from previous comments, I live in Argyle, TEXAS which is just northwest of DALLAS where the mighty DALLAS COWBOYS rock the world of professional football. Those redskins from up yonder have never been, still are not and will never be like down in these parts. So, I must counter your “go redskins” comment with, “And now, AMERICA’S TEAM, GO COWBOYS!!!”
Of course, this is going to start a whole new flurry of comments and jabs on the world of Crap.
oh, the classic fight of good and evil. i may be a west coaster know but i started out east. GO REDSKINS. BOO COWBOYS! and that’s not just cause my brother would kick my butt.
Maddog, I still love you even though you’re WRONG!!! My twins, when they were two, used to run around the house yelling “Go Redskins, yucky Cowboys” And they still say it and they’re almost 15. Now I’m teaching another two year old to say it…lol. It’s all good brother, we’ll see who’s talking more crap at the end of the season. (reality check…..probably not me)
LOL!! Julie, send your twins and the 2 year old to me for a week. I’ll fix ‘em up AND get rid of that stain on the front of their shirts, too! The Boys always have trouble with the Skinnies, so I’m not sure who will be talkin’ more trash. Hey, Jo, go kick Lizard’s butt, OK?
I’ll bet you did not know: the swan is the only bird that has a penis. I think this is AMAZING! Wait, does this mean the swan is responsible for ALL ornithological procreation? What an awesome task!
September 20th, 2008 - 8:11 am
First – I must be the early riser. My company’s name is “none”.
September 20th, 2008 - 8:15 am
Oh mannnnn !!!! Missed it by THAAAAAAAAAAATTT Much!!! Congrats on First VL!
September 20th, 2008 - 9:04 am
Oh Boy, almost as good as duct tape!
September 20th, 2008 - 9:34 am
this one is for you JUDY. get 3 regular size sponges, cut them “length wise” (3 strips per sponge) then you stack them on top of each other. get one of those ty-rap things, tighten it around the center of the the sponges. and there you have it. a nerf toy!
ps. its true, i AM related to martha stewart!
September 20th, 2008 - 9:35 am
OOOOO, i can use these!! I know i have a bag of them around here somewhere… they’ll be easier to find in the mailbox!
September 20th, 2008 - 11:34 am
lame!!!! give us more beauty products.
September 20th, 2008 - 12:08 pm
Finally, something that I truely use.
September 20th, 2008 - 12:51 pm
Thank goodness that tomorrow is Sunday ‘cuz, well, I lied about using these before on the questionaire. There. I feel much better that I got that off my chest. Thought I was going to have to go into therapy for a while there. Whewwww! Bomb, I just put together that “nerf toy” thing that you described, only used duct tape. If you wind it too tightly and too much, it becomes hard. Hurts when you throw it at your kid and hit ‘em in the eye. Wife yells at you for that and tells you to grow up. But, great idea!!
September 20th, 2008 - 1:50 pm
Hey Maddog! You could use Bomb’s invention to scrape the melted crayons off of your dash. Probably make points w/ your wife, too!
September 20th, 2008 - 1:53 pm
hmm, new bondage toys…
September 20th, 2008 - 2:23 pm
lame lame lame
September 20th, 2008 - 2:51 pm
maddog, 3 hail mary’s!
September 20th, 2008 - 2:57 pm
hum, radiation resistant. so they’ll still work when i’m glowing in the dark.
September 20th, 2008 - 3:48 pm
I could have used one of these this morning! True story: I ran into a door frame this morning with my bare foot. My left pinky toe is literally sticking out to the side now. A doc in the box told me I had broken and disclocated it and should follow up with an ortho Monday. They gave me a walking boot but I bet with one of these ties I could get a shoe on! Owwwww, this thing hurts! Maybe the leg cramp medicine I got last week will help.
September 20th, 2008 - 4:33 pm
At least these won’t come damaged.
Today my Xcid Antacid (Aug.4, remember?) and the little pack had been smashed open inside the envelope and pink goo is oozing out. Like a 50’s horror film, in pink.
September 20th, 2008 - 4:33 pm
Cool, I can use these to close the top of the free dog food samples I got today (they smell like the dog already ate them). I did get my Lakota Indian note pads and dream catcher today too. That was a good freebie.
September 20th, 2008 - 5:29 pm
Remember folks…. even those little ones are usefull… Just put someones hands behind their back and put a ty rap around their thumbs… Tada…
September 20th, 2008 - 6:02 pm
Lizard, 3 hail Mary’s?? Ohhhhhhhhhh, I get it!! Go long and I’ll hit ya for the TD with the “Hail Mary B-Bomb” gizmo!! Bomb, I think you kin make some cold hard cash on THIS idea! I’ll try Rose’s idea later. Wife is still upset with me, though.
September 20th, 2008 - 6:14 pm
Oz, you could probably use the duct tape, that Maddog isn’t using, to wrap your foot and get a shoe over that toe before heading to Ortho’s office.
September 20th, 2008 - 7:05 pm
This is why I don’t let my husband on free crap!!! he would totally take the football idea and then the conversation Maddog had going would be verbatim. Go Redskins!!! And Maddog, I think God will forgive you for lying on the questionaire darlin’. Laters!!
September 20th, 2008 - 7:53 pm
I use these as Panduit straps for flex ducting connections…they work great.
September 20th, 2008 - 9:35 pm
Maddog, I hear you got duct tape. My toe is still throbbing! Thanks for the tip Travis. The script I got said alcohol intensifies the effect…I’ll be right back…got to go to store for something.
September 20th, 2008 - 11:18 pm
OZ, GREEN duct tape on the way stat! Julie, Julie, Julie. I used to like you :), but, as you may know from previous comments, I live in Argyle, TEXAS which is just northwest of DALLAS where the mighty DALLAS COWBOYS rock the world of professional football. Those redskins from up yonder have never been, still are not and will never be like down in these parts. So, I must counter your “go redskins” comment with, “And now, AMERICA’S TEAM, GO COWBOYS!!!”
Of course, this is going to start a whole new flurry of comments and jabs on the world of Crap.
September 20th, 2008 - 11:43 pm
I concur! Go COWBOYS!!! We can use these Ty-Raps to finish the job on the Redskins!! :)
September 21st, 2008 - 4:34 am
oh, the classic fight of good and evil. i may be a west coaster know but i started out east. GO REDSKINS. BOO COWBOYS! and that’s not just cause my brother would kick my butt.
September 21st, 2008 - 8:18 am
Maddog, I still love you even though you’re WRONG!!! My twins, when they were two, used to run around the house yelling “Go Redskins, yucky Cowboys” And they still say it and they’re almost 15. Now I’m teaching another two year old to say it…lol. It’s all good brother, we’ll see who’s talking more crap at the end of the season. (reality check…..probably not me)
September 21st, 2008 - 8:55 am
LOL!! Julie, send your twins and the 2 year old to me for a week. I’ll fix ‘em up AND get rid of that stain on the front of their shirts, too! The Boys always have trouble with the Skinnies, so I’m not sure who will be talkin’ more trash. Hey, Jo, go kick Lizard’s butt, OK?
September 21st, 2008 - 11:54 am
I’ll bet you did not know: the swan is the only bird that has a penis. I think this is AMAZING! Wait, does this mean the swan is responsible for ALL ornithological procreation? What an awesome task!
September 21st, 2008 - 6:08 pm
Aren’t lizards the ones who lose their tails???? (kinda like the Skins) :)
September 21st, 2008 - 7:39 pm
the tail is still attached, just like i am the the skins!
September 21st, 2008 - 11:37 pm
Cowboys won. Please, no sore losers or gloating winners. To each, your time will come.
September 22nd, 2008 - 11:21 am
Aah yes, but the Redskins won too. Next Sunday is the big one, Cowbrats vs. Redskins….the day before my birthday!!! :)
September 22nd, 2008 - 7:33 pm
Tonto enjoy use these on Ranger in special way.
September 26th, 2008 - 3:18 pm
These keep Tonto and Ranger close. VERY close.
October 11th, 2008 - 11:21 am
Anybody get their sample yet? I have not….