why do all the comments revolve around who’s first? its really strange. i think if you take a step back away from it, you’ll agree with me. were all of you fierce competitors picked last for kickball in grade school?
Hey all, any word on how Oz is doing after his surgery? Not interested in the shirt and there’s no size asked, what if I weighed 459 pounds?? I don’t, thank God, but you never know!! Besides, it’s ugly. See y’all late tonight!! :)
Shanno, you HAD to bring up the “last picked for kickball” thing. Now, there is 10 years of intense therapy down the ol’ CRAPPER (got it in there) for Blow, Lizard and Chip (they were all graduating class of ‘96). Back to ground zero.
Chip, you’ve got the “AH”. Hear that everyone, the “AH” has been taken! You use it, you owe the Chipper 5 (cinco) cents!
Hey, what are y’all gettin’ for Julie’s B-Day present? I’m gettin’ her a Texas Hook ‘em Horns t-shirt because I know how much she’ll appreciate that since she lives in Razorback country!
Ka-CHING!!!!! The Chipster is cashing in! But, I don’t think Blow is giving the 5 cents without a fight. Hey, Blow, is that a gotee (however you spell it) on your smiley face? Cool. I’m going to grow one, too! ;)~ How’s that look? Got the one with the wink in it. Paid extra.
I too always got picked last for the kickball team, but I still want a free t-shirt! Even if I have to put it on my dog! You guys crack me up every day. Keep up the good work !
I have A;LWAYS been first))) hence the moniker I chose. Some time ago, I made a similar observation about being “first” on this list. Nobody said squat to me. Very few even acknowledge my existence. I wonder what I should take from this? I will get this shirt & give it to my 9 year old… he’ll be the envy of all the other homeschoolers.
I hope this one arrives. I have yet to receive any of the t-shirt offers. Will make a great gift for someone, depending upon size. Oz ,how are you feeling? Is your toe going to make it?
I am the One, sorry i missed the auspicious day, i deserve a flogging. Maddog, i’m a counselor so just give me the word and we’ll see if we can restore you to health (and for me it would be class of ‘83 if we’re talking high school). For Julie, i’m sending lots of xoxo cause i’m going to have to start paying off my student loans, thus the desire for as much tfc as possible.
for the record i’m not a kick ball bully. i was picked second to last. but apparently the effects aren’t as profound as dead last. all in good fun, i enjoy reading the banter.
sir chip, I noticed you spell definetly; definately. Do you know this is an error? I think ALL the shirts are one size fits every human. Probably extra big?
Chozn, it wasn’t MY fault!! Blame it on Blow! He had to grow that stupid go-te (gotea, gotee, goti, goux tee (for you Cajun folk), goe-T). “Doesn’t have a toe hold on the awake world…” HeYuk! HeYuk!! That was funny!
Lizard, there ain’t no hope for me! Class of ‘83??!!?? Am I the oldest fart here?? Class of ‘76 (that’s 1976, not 1776 for all of you about to make some smart @$$ comment). Any Crapper out there older than 50? Anyone? C’mon, SOMEbody?? (chirping sounds of crickets). Fine. Just fine.
Oz is following the yellow brick road right now.
Maybe we should play kickball at the tailgate party next Friday in Midland. We all get picked at once so nobody is dead last!!
Thanks for all the great early wishes, and Maddog, my true friend, I’m an Arkansas transplant do I don’t give a rats rear about the Razorbacks. And lizard, that’s the best gift, xxxooo’s are perfect, especially since hubby isn’t gonna be home *pout*. Poor Oz, all y’all, quit punnin’ on him….lol
Dang…..I’m class of ‘90 and I thought I was old today…..guess I got a new outlook on life. Thanks Maddog!!!!! I feel like a spring chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maddog, there’s always someone younger than us and when we become the oldest we ll probably have alzheimer’s and won’t remember anyway. Let me put on my southern accent, y’all gonna have sweet tea and that there party. if’n so y’all kin count me in.
Class of ‘90!!??!! Class of ‘82!!??!! Man, I’ve got underwear older than you two!! OK, Julie, I’ll give you the X’s and O’s too, but ya gotta promise me that you won’t ask the same questions the wife does…”Wadaya want?” or “What did you do?” Promise??
“The old crapper”…Maybe THAT’s what stinks? :O~ :O~ :O~ :O~ :O~
Hey guys! I missed you all! The surgery went well. They put a wire into my toe to keep it straight for awhile and will remove it in about four weeks. I have this plastic node stickin’ out of my toe which is attached to the end of the wire. Was groggy getting home so doze in and out on the couch. Special thanks to Rose, Julie, Chip, Lizard, Maddog, Judy, and Chozn for thinking of me. I’m glad you there was humor to be found in my ordeal. Not much you can do about it, but laugh which is the best medicine of all. Although, TFC is a close second! Class of ‘86. Which makes me the big 4 O.
In my estimation, the main reason the people who frequent pooperville is; we are all old farts. Old farts like free stuff and a place to anonymously voice/vent opinions. I was told the definition of an old fart is anyone 50 or older. I bet at least half here are of that age. I graduated h.s. in 1974…
oh yes, best wishes on your recovery oz. does this mean you are learning to walk on your hands? more probably… honey will you get the remote? baby, please fix me a sandwich? and so on
Oz, good to have you back! Baby that toe and don’t try to be a hero. That’s why you have pain meds. Good news, fellow crapsters: I got my Kashi cookie today! They weren’t kidding. It is LITTLE! Hubby will enjoy it, though. Incidentally, I’m a little younger than Maddog: h.s. class of ‘77. Next year will bring one of this birthdays ending in a zero. Beats the alternative…
Thanks ONE. You and lizard should do a tag team stand up comedy act! :-) A bionic toe, now that’s funny!
“Honey!? Will you go get me an extra hot/w foam and upside down whipped cream double blended ristretto venti nonfat organic chocolate brownie frappuccino? My toe hurts. (sniffle, sniffle)
Oz, I am so glad you’re doing ok!!! I made a big pork roast today and am pulling it to make bbq pulled pork sandwiches for supper, I’ll save you one, and your wife can make you your fancy coffee :) Love ya bro, see ya when I get on tonight….it’s been a super long day.
OH, and I’m NOT old, I just have a bunch of kids and like free stuff. mmmmmm, free stuff, but again, nothing today, but did I see my mailman eating a granola bar?? hmmmm
One, wow, I did spell that wrong…”definitely” is how it is spelled. I think you erred on the spelling, too! You spelled it “definetly”. I think we both need to go see Mr. Merriam Webster!
Oz, so glad to hear it all went well. I “toed” you it would be okay!
Now chips in on the act! How about “The One and only Lizard Chip?” Julie, I love pulled pork sandwiches! One of my favorites. I always sneak a shot of tabasco in there when no one’s lookin’. :-)
Picked Last? How nice that could of been. I wasn’t picked at all! The last team to choose would always say they would rather play with the handicap of one short.
Welcome back Oz old bean!
Maddog: Make it 6 Texans — Kingsville, just outside Corpus Christie was my original port of entry
and Rose, I’m Class of ‘76 H.S
I’m 50 going on 26
In H.S I got picked to be the baseball dugout janitor… we’re talkin’ chewing tobacco, snot rockets, sweat towels, sunflower seeds and gum. Just jokin’ actually was pretty good at soccer but that was a long, long time ago. Now I can field almost anything from the fridge with efficiency and precision.
“I “Toed” you so”? hahahahahaha!!!!!! We DO have a creative bunch here!! OZ, it just wasn’t the same without you. Goin’ thru the airport will be fun! Make them airport security dudes work for their money! Probably will wrestle your toe to the ground, put toe cuffs on and read it the Miranda rights!!
“You have the right to remain silent…”
“Dude, it’s a TOE. It can’t talk.”
“Shut up, Punk, or you’re goin’ with him.”
“Really?”
By the way, all, I’ve decided to move to Utah and marry BOTH Julie and Judy ‘cuz, from reading what I have, those gals can cook! What? They both have husbands already? sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Spam-a-lot for dinner tonight…again.
Thanks wolf. This beans been cookin’ a while… I’m good and tender. Beckham can’t even see the bend. At my age, I’m in it, looking around it, and seeing the best of my life ahead. Maddog, you’re hillarious! “You have the right to remain still, anything you smell of can be used against you. You have the right to an atoeknee…” I could use my toe like a quill pen and sign a consent toe search form.
Just cuz I’m married doesn’t mean I can’t cook for ya darlin’. And spam-a-lot, oh please, I don’t feed my dog that poo!!!! and I add tabasco, or just a drop or two of habenero to the bbq sauce for a wee bit of a kick. Just got home from church, can’t believe I’ve been going the way I have since six this morning, without a nap even, ooh, maybe I am getting old….lol.
I got my cookie yesterday and my 4-year-old tore into it! She hoards any packages that come in the mail and opens them all herself to check out what the mailman brought before I can see it. We got some cat food, “grown-up” underwear, a pen, and that cookie all in one day! Yeah for free crap! My daughter ate the cookie, mother in law got the diaper (she just had surgery in that area two days ago), Teddy (the 6-year-old) brought the cat food to school with him so that he can feed it to his grandma’s cats after he gets home from school and my husband took the pen! Almost every one got something last night! It was almost like Christmas in Louisiana!
Guten morgan to you, Chozn, and to all! Louisiana Pam??!! Cool! I NEED some jambalaya (spelling) stat! Congrats on getting all that stuff! Raven, it shows you sent your text at 5:22 AM. As in MORNING! Gonna have to get you snooze crap.
Has anyone counted the number of posts for this t-shirt offer? 83 counting this one. I think I’m going to dial 1-800-GET-A-LIFE!
sir chip, I am glad you noticed my purposefully misspelling. I do not wish to seem arrogant or condesending so I thought if I offered a correction disguised as a mistake that you might be more receptive to my observation. It is all so pshycological… maybe pshycotic?
NEED jambalaya? Well, let me tell you, Julie might be a better bet at getting food from because I am trying to keep my stove as new as possible! I try to get out of cooking as much as possible, but I love to eat! I figured that there are soooo many people out there that love to cook, I’ll be a better sampler, than compete with them! It’s a good thing my in-laws live close by so the kids have something good to eat!
Fair ’nuff, Pam. So, lunch at Julie’s say, 11:30ish tomorrow??
Ahh, Julie, can you leave TFC for a bit to get that jambalaya cookin’? Pam and I are comin’ over ’bout 11:30ish on Friday. I’ll bring a chilled bottle of wine. Red? Rose? Boxed?
Ok, I’ll go hit the store in a few and I’ll see y’all tomorrow for lunch, but we’d better make it 12:30. And bring the red……NOT BOXED!!! blech, a little class if you please :)
And I think tonight we’re having McPuke’s, so I’m not the perfect cook by any means. It’s Survivor night…..some things are sacred……HA
I would love to get some good home cooked food tomorrow at 12:30! I’ll buy the wine too. But it’s been so long since I’ve indulged in such fine dining, any ideas on what kind of wine we should partake in? I wonder what she’ll cook for us.
Welcome back to the land of the awkened Oz! Maddog… Umm.. single in SC here! and come on by for a visit… Will cook up some good stuff for ya! Eric… Ill be nice… Welcome to the Crappers Guild….We DO get some of the stuff and others are duds…I DO recommend making a seperate email account because you WILL get a lot of SPAM. I love Jambalaya! and yes Maddog you spelled it correctly! I have the easiest recipie for Jambalay even PAM could cook it with out to much mess!
cook your favorite rice ( rice in a bag is easiest less mess!) some precooked Smoked sausage ( i like hillshire best) Some nice pre-peeled shrimp, salad size works best, get more for your money too, pre cooked frozen chicken breasts cut into chunks- sorry havent found a short cut for the chicken, that youll have to cook … mix it all together with a large can of V8 Picante juice and your Favorite Brand ( and heat) Salsa and wala! you have Jambalaya!
Hey, Judy!
After lunch in Arkansas, I think we all can make it to South Carolina for Jambalay for dinner! While I’m there, I’ll just marry you, too, and I don’t have to keep askin’ for the recipie! Pam, if you’re bringin’ the wine, I’ll do the dishes. Don’t want to leave Julie’s place a wreck. Used to be a dishwasher at a restaurant back in the Buffalo, NY area, so I come experienced. Judy, your place will be cleaned, too! I’m one of those “Trophy Husbands”!
I don’t mind helping out with the dishes, it makes me feel like I’m doing something useful. I’ll have to try out that recipe. Rice is easy to make with a rice cooker! And I think I can handle the chicken part. Lets see if the kids and hubby like it though.
I wish I had another one of those cookies right now!
BTW The next meal has to be at my house! I’d love to have someone cook AND clean my kitchen! Ha Ha!!!
All of us here on the TFC site are pretty cool people; we care about not only free crap, but we care about one another. And some of us can even cook like chefs. (I think I even gained a pound after reading about all this good cooking!) And Mr. One, you truly are the One. Psychological, psychotic or neurotic, it’s all good. Love and Peace.
Thanks mr. chip. I believe I am the ONE because I have been clinically dead TWICE. I was 7 & curious, I tried to ride a horse that did not want to be ridden( is that a word?). He kicked me in the head. My bodily functons ceased for about 85 seconds. The day b4 my 22 nd birthday, my motorcycle & I had a disagreement with a telephone pole. In the hospital for 13 months. Results of that event are like what a stroke does to people. Those are the two worst events. There are several more. I think I am part of THE plan.
September 24th, 2008 - 11:32 am
# 1,,,ahhhh feels so right ! Ha to you bomb !!!
September 24th, 2008 - 11:36 am
oh, so close….
September 24th, 2008 - 11:40 am
(*^%@*(@^$#(*&*^@!%#!!!!!! Uhhhhh….happy for you Joe. Truely. Really.
&*$^#*%^&%!*^&)(*$_)+L:VK)I$#*J
September 24th, 2008 - 11:43 am
Bomb, ya gonna take that “HA” from Blow?? Are ya? C’mon! (nudge, nudge)
September 24th, 2008 - 11:45 am
Down boy. Maddog, are you trying to insight a riot?
September 24th, 2008 - 12:18 pm
I think I’ll claim “AH!” as my own own, Maddog. Unless someone doth complain too much…
September 24th, 2008 - 12:18 pm
free clothes! how about some jeans next?
September 24th, 2008 - 12:19 pm
why do all the comments revolve around who’s first? its really strange. i think if you take a step back away from it, you’ll agree with me. were all of you fierce competitors picked last for kickball in grade school?
September 24th, 2008 - 12:21 pm
on the upside, some of you are probably soulmates and should consider entering a chatroom to explore the possibilities.
September 24th, 2008 - 12:23 pm
Never received the last T that was offered, so ain’t gonna’ get my hopes up.
September 24th, 2008 - 12:23 pm
AHA! Blow! You are the comeback kid today! Congrats!
September 24th, 2008 - 12:26 pm
shanno, we’re just funnin’ about. It’s all for fun and fun for all…
September 24th, 2008 - 12:28 pm
thanks chip ! shanno i cant talk for the rest of the group but i can say “yes i was always picked last” poor poor me… : )~
September 24th, 2008 - 12:29 pm
p.s. and shanno you have alittle something in your eye….oh wait..nevermind , it’s just jealousy !
September 24th, 2008 - 12:30 pm
me, too, blow…me, too…*eyes starting to water*
September 24th, 2008 - 12:31 pm
me too, i was picked last. but that’s ok i didn’t want to play anyway.lol
September 24th, 2008 - 12:45 pm
Anybody else checked out the free hat ad to the right, free my ass , you have to pay $5.99 s&h.
September 24th, 2008 - 12:49 pm
karma blow karma!:)
being related, blow can anytime use my ha!
September 24th, 2008 - 12:49 pm
i didnt even wanna play.
September 24th, 2008 - 1:39 pm
What exactly are “Advanced Ball Screw and Chucks”???? And what is this t-shirt going to have on it?
September 24th, 2008 - 1:40 pm
I don’t mean to be picky. I still want the free shirt, just curious!
September 24th, 2008 - 1:45 pm
Another Christmas gift…yay!
September 24th, 2008 - 1:48 pm
i’m staying away from any shirt that might have the words “ball” or “screw;” i’d never live it down.
September 24th, 2008 - 1:53 pm
Hey all, any word on how Oz is doing after his surgery? Not interested in the shirt and there’s no size asked, what if I weighed 459 pounds?? I don’t, thank God, but you never know!! Besides, it’s ugly. See y’all late tonight!! :)
September 24th, 2008 - 2:07 pm
Shanno, you HAD to bring up the “last picked for kickball” thing. Now, there is 10 years of intense therapy down the ol’ CRAPPER (got it in there) for Blow, Lizard and Chip (they were all graduating class of ‘96). Back to ground zero.
Chip, you’ve got the “AH”. Hear that everyone, the “AH” has been taken! You use it, you owe the Chipper 5 (cinco) cents!
Hey, what are y’all gettin’ for Julie’s B-Day present? I’m gettin’ her a Texas Hook ‘em Horns t-shirt because I know how much she’ll appreciate that since she lives in Razorback country!
September 24th, 2008 - 2:19 pm
AH ! (sue me) : )~
September 24th, 2008 - 2:29 pm
Ka-CHING!!!!! The Chipster is cashing in! But, I don’t think Blow is giving the 5 cents without a fight. Hey, Blow, is that a gotee (however you spell it) on your smiley face? Cool. I’m going to grow one, too! ;)~ How’s that look? Got the one with the wink in it. Paid extra.
September 24th, 2008 - 2:50 pm
very impressive !
September 24th, 2008 - 2:55 pm
<l:-)~……..I got a dunce cap for growing mine. You guys always get me in trouble!!!!! lol
September 24th, 2008 - 2:58 pm
<l:)~…..I grew one and I got put in the corner with a dunce cap…..:(….you guys always get me in trouble!!!!!!! lol
September 24th, 2008 - 3:02 pm
I too always got picked last for the kickball team, but I still want a free t-shirt! Even if I have to put it on my dog! You guys crack me up every day. Keep up the good work !
September 24th, 2008 - 3:35 pm
I have A;LWAYS been first))) hence the moniker I chose. Some time ago, I made a similar observation about being “first” on this list. Nobody said squat to me. Very few even acknowledge my existence. I wonder what I should take from this? I will get this shirt & give it to my 9 year old… he’ll be the envy of all the other homeschoolers.
September 24th, 2008 - 3:36 pm
I hope this one arrives. I have yet to receive any of the t-shirt offers. Will make a great gift for someone, depending upon size. Oz ,how are you feeling? Is your toe going to make it?
September 24th, 2008 - 3:46 pm
I am the One, sorry i missed the auspicious day, i deserve a flogging. Maddog, i’m a counselor so just give me the word and we’ll see if we can restore you to health (and for me it would be class of ‘83 if we’re talking high school). For Julie, i’m sending lots of xoxo cause i’m going to have to start paying off my student loans, thus the desire for as much tfc as possible.
September 24th, 2008 - 3:48 pm
for the record i’m not a kick ball bully. i was picked second to last. but apparently the effects aren’t as profound as dead last. all in good fun, i enjoy reading the banter.
September 24th, 2008 - 3:50 pm
sir chip, I noticed you spell definetly; definately. Do you know this is an error? I think ALL the shirts are one size fits every human. Probably extra big?
September 24th, 2008 - 3:50 pm
oz, ozzzzzzzz! must still be coming out of anesthesia.
September 24th, 2008 - 3:59 pm
DOESN’T HAVE A TOE HOLD ON THE AWAKE WORLD YET……
September 24th, 2008 - 4:23 pm
Maybe someone “toed” oz’s vehicle and is still stuck at the hospital……….*ouch*
September 24th, 2008 - 4:29 pm
Chozn, it wasn’t MY fault!! Blame it on Blow! He had to grow that stupid go-te (gotea, gotee, goti, goux tee (for you Cajun folk), goe-T). “Doesn’t have a toe hold on the awake world…” HeYuk! HeYuk!! That was funny!
Lizard, there ain’t no hope for me! Class of ‘83??!!?? Am I the oldest fart here?? Class of ‘76 (that’s 1976, not 1776 for all of you about to make some smart @$$ comment). Any Crapper out there older than 50? Anyone? C’mon, SOMEbody?? (chirping sounds of crickets). Fine. Just fine.
Oz is following the yellow brick road right now.
Maybe we should play kickball at the tailgate party next Friday in Midland. We all get picked at once so nobody is dead last!!
September 24th, 2008 - 4:33 pm
Thanks for all the great early wishes, and Maddog, my true friend, I’m an Arkansas transplant do I don’t give a rats rear about the Razorbacks. And lizard, that’s the best gift, xxxooo’s are perfect, especially since hubby isn’t gonna be home *pout*. Poor Oz, all y’all, quit punnin’ on him….lol
September 24th, 2008 - 4:40 pm
Dang…..I’m class of ‘90 and I thought I was old today…..guess I got a new outlook on life. Thanks Maddog!!!!! I feel like a spring chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 24th, 2008 - 5:05 pm
Class of ‘82 here. Sorry Maddog, you be the old crapper around here!
September 24th, 2008 - 5:15 pm
Maddog, there’s always someone younger than us and when we become the oldest we ll probably have alzheimer’s and won’t remember anyway. Let me put on my southern accent, y’all gonna have sweet tea and that there party. if’n so y’all kin count me in.
September 24th, 2008 - 5:15 pm
Maddog, got you beat, class of “70, if I hadn’t quit in “69.
September 24th, 2008 - 5:18 pm
Class of ‘90!!??!! Class of ‘82!!??!! Man, I’ve got underwear older than you two!! OK, Julie, I’ll give you the X’s and O’s too, but ya gotta promise me that you won’t ask the same questions the wife does…”Wadaya want?” or “What did you do?” Promise??
“The old crapper”…Maybe THAT’s what stinks? :O~ :O~ :O~ :O~ :O~
September 24th, 2008 - 5:23 pm
I am one year after you Maddog. Guess the Texans are the most seasoned here! Hope your day is a good one all! :)
September 24th, 2008 - 5:29 pm
Harvey!! My Man!!! WaaaaaaaaaaaHoooooooooooooooo! I’m puttin’ the Geritol away…if your old enough to remember Geritol! Lizard, cool accent! Your IN!
September 24th, 2008 - 5:31 pm
I am the senior member here, not that I’m happy ’bout that, but it is what it is. Come from Baltimore, home of the Maryland Blue Crab.
September 24th, 2008 - 5:31 pm
FOUR Texans in this group! We are taking over! Remember the…the…the…Hey, what’s for dinner?
September 24th, 2008 - 5:36 pm
Hey guys! I missed you all! The surgery went well. They put a wire into my toe to keep it straight for awhile and will remove it in about four weeks. I have this plastic node stickin’ out of my toe which is attached to the end of the wire. Was groggy getting home so doze in and out on the couch. Special thanks to Rose, Julie, Chip, Lizard, Maddog, Judy, and Chozn for thinking of me. I’m glad you there was humor to be found in my ordeal. Not much you can do about it, but laugh which is the best medicine of all. Although, TFC is a close second! Class of ‘86. Which makes me the big 4 O.
September 24th, 2008 - 5:39 pm
In my estimation, the main reason the people who frequent pooperville is; we are all old farts. Old farts like free stuff and a place to anonymously voice/vent opinions. I was told the definition of an old fart is anyone 50 or older. I bet at least half here are of that age. I graduated h.s. in 1974…
September 24th, 2008 - 5:41 pm
OZ! YOU’RE ALIVE! We missed you. so are you on the way to becoming the bionic man one toe at a time? HaHaHa. i crack myself up.
September 24th, 2008 - 5:43 pm
oh yes, best wishes on your recovery oz. does this mean you are learning to walk on your hands? more probably… honey will you get the remote? baby, please fix me a sandwich? and so on
September 24th, 2008 - 5:47 pm
Class of ‘78. Not 50 yet, but heading that direction every day.
September 24th, 2008 - 6:01 pm
Oz, good to have you back! Baby that toe and don’t try to be a hero. That’s why you have pain meds. Good news, fellow crapsters: I got my Kashi cookie today! They weren’t kidding. It is LITTLE! Hubby will enjoy it, though. Incidentally, I’m a little younger than Maddog: h.s. class of ‘77. Next year will bring one of this birthdays ending in a zero. Beats the alternative…
September 24th, 2008 - 6:10 pm
Sorry, “one of THOSE birthdays ending in a zero”.
September 24th, 2008 - 6:16 pm
Thanks ONE. You and lizard should do a tag team stand up comedy act! :-) A bionic toe, now that’s funny!
“Honey!? Will you go get me an extra hot/w foam and upside down whipped cream double blended ristretto venti nonfat organic chocolate brownie frappuccino? My toe hurts. (sniffle, sniffle)
Hoo hoo hoo, ha di ha ha, ho di ho!
September 24th, 2008 - 6:34 pm
Oz, I am so glad you’re doing ok!!! I made a big pork roast today and am pulling it to make bbq pulled pork sandwiches for supper, I’ll save you one, and your wife can make you your fancy coffee :) Love ya bro, see ya when I get on tonight….it’s been a super long day.
September 24th, 2008 - 6:35 pm
OH, and I’m NOT old, I just have a bunch of kids and like free stuff. mmmmmm, free stuff, but again, nothing today, but did I see my mailman eating a granola bar?? hmmmm
September 24th, 2008 - 6:41 pm
julie, you’re killing me. I am the One, What should we call the act? I am the One and only Lizard.
September 24th, 2008 - 6:44 pm
One, wow, I did spell that wrong…”definitely” is how it is spelled. I think you erred on the spelling, too! You spelled it “definetly”. I think we both need to go see Mr. Merriam Webster!
Oz, so glad to hear it all went well. I “toed” you it would be okay!
September 24th, 2008 - 6:48 pm
do you actually get these free items? or do they just sell the information? thanks for the help.
September 24th, 2008 - 6:50 pm
Now chips in on the act! How about “The One and only Lizard Chip?” Julie, I love pulled pork sandwiches! One of my favorites. I always sneak a shot of tabasco in there when no one’s lookin’. :-)
September 24th, 2008 - 6:55 pm
Picked Last? How nice that could of been. I wasn’t picked at all! The last team to choose would always say they would rather play with the handicap of one short.
September 24th, 2008 - 7:06 pm
ranter, insert violin music here.
September 24th, 2008 - 7:13 pm
Im last!!!
September 24th, 2008 - 7:14 pm
awwwww pooor poooor Ranter, you must super suck at sports as a kid… : )~
September 24th, 2008 - 7:24 pm
Welcome back Oz old bean!
Maddog: Make it 6 Texans — Kingsville, just outside Corpus Christie was my original port of entry
and Rose, I’m Class of ‘76 H.S
I’m 50 going on 26
September 24th, 2008 - 7:27 pm
Eric, we can’t speak with you until you have taken your first TOTALLY FREE CRAP. Don’t worry, the sites are quite gentle with you for your first time.
September 24th, 2008 - 7:36 pm
Still waiting on the other 2 -3 tshirts ive applied for! but still gotta try!
September 24th, 2008 - 7:42 pm
In H.S I got picked to be the baseball dugout janitor… we’re talkin’ chewing tobacco, snot rockets, sweat towels, sunflower seeds and gum. Just jokin’ actually was pretty good at soccer but that was a long, long time ago. Now I can field almost anything from the fridge with efficiency and precision.
September 24th, 2008 - 7:57 pm
Say G’Night Gracie
Til the AM
Oz, No Bend It Like Beckham for a week….
September 24th, 2008 - 7:58 pm
good to see that the meds are not dampering your sense of humor Oz.
September 24th, 2008 - 8:11 pm
“I “Toed” you so”? hahahahahaha!!!!!! We DO have a creative bunch here!! OZ, it just wasn’t the same without you. Goin’ thru the airport will be fun! Make them airport security dudes work for their money! Probably will wrestle your toe to the ground, put toe cuffs on and read it the Miranda rights!!
“You have the right to remain silent…”
“Dude, it’s a TOE. It can’t talk.”
“Shut up, Punk, or you’re goin’ with him.”
“Really?”
By the way, all, I’ve decided to move to Utah and marry BOTH Julie and Judy ‘cuz, from reading what I have, those gals can cook! What? They both have husbands already? sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Spam-a-lot for dinner tonight…again.
September 24th, 2008 - 8:37 pm
Thanks wolf. This beans been cookin’ a while… I’m good and tender. Beckham can’t even see the bend. At my age, I’m in it, looking around it, and seeing the best of my life ahead. Maddog, you’re hillarious! “You have the right to remain still, anything you smell of can be used against you. You have the right to an atoeknee…” I could use my toe like a quill pen and sign a consent toe search form.
September 24th, 2008 - 10:34 pm
Just cuz I’m married doesn’t mean I can’t cook for ya darlin’. And spam-a-lot, oh please, I don’t feed my dog that poo!!!! and I add tabasco, or just a drop or two of habenero to the bbq sauce for a wee bit of a kick. Just got home from church, can’t believe I’ve been going the way I have since six this morning, without a nap even, ooh, maybe I am getting old….lol.
September 25th, 2008 - 1:09 am
Sweet dreams, guys and dolls…
September 25th, 2008 - 5:22 am
Rise and SHINE!
September 25th, 2008 - 7:59 am
Yeah, WAKE UP. It’s 8am on this sunny east coast!!!!
September 25th, 2008 - 8:47 am
Oz great to read your back and doing well………guten morgan!!!!!!!!
September 25th, 2008 - 10:00 am
I got my cookie yesterday and my 4-year-old tore into it! She hoards any packages that come in the mail and opens them all herself to check out what the mailman brought before I can see it. We got some cat food, “grown-up” underwear, a pen, and that cookie all in one day! Yeah for free crap! My daughter ate the cookie, mother in law got the diaper (she just had surgery in that area two days ago), Teddy (the 6-year-old) brought the cat food to school with him so that he can feed it to his grandma’s cats after he gets home from school and my husband took the pen! Almost every one got something last night! It was almost like Christmas in Louisiana!
September 25th, 2008 - 10:13 am
Guten morgan to you, Chozn, and to all! Louisiana Pam??!! Cool! I NEED some jambalaya (spelling) stat! Congrats on getting all that stuff! Raven, it shows you sent your text at 5:22 AM. As in MORNING! Gonna have to get you snooze crap.
Has anyone counted the number of posts for this t-shirt offer? 83 counting this one. I think I’m going to dial 1-800-GET-A-LIFE!
September 25th, 2008 - 10:19 am
sir chip, I am glad you noticed my purposefully misspelling. I do not wish to seem arrogant or condesending so I thought if I offered a correction disguised as a mistake that you might be more receptive to my observation. It is all so pshycological… maybe pshycotic?
September 25th, 2008 - 10:35 am
Maddog, not fair!!! I have a life, kinda, sorta, well, ya know, um, nevermind.
Have a great day!!
September 25th, 2008 - 11:02 am
NEED jambalaya? Well, let me tell you, Julie might be a better bet at getting food from because I am trying to keep my stove as new as possible! I try to get out of cooking as much as possible, but I love to eat! I figured that there are soooo many people out there that love to cook, I’ll be a better sampler, than compete with them! It’s a good thing my in-laws live close by so the kids have something good to eat!
September 25th, 2008 - 12:21 pm
Fair ’nuff, Pam. So, lunch at Julie’s say, 11:30ish tomorrow??
Ahh, Julie, can you leave TFC for a bit to get that jambalaya cookin’? Pam and I are comin’ over ’bout 11:30ish on Friday. I’ll bring a chilled bottle of wine. Red? Rose? Boxed?
September 25th, 2008 - 12:32 pm
Ok, I’ll go hit the store in a few and I’ll see y’all tomorrow for lunch, but we’d better make it 12:30. And bring the red……NOT BOXED!!! blech, a little class if you please :)
And I think tonight we’re having McPuke’s, so I’m not the perfect cook by any means. It’s Survivor night…..some things are sacred……HA
September 25th, 2008 - 12:52 pm
I would love to get some good home cooked food tomorrow at 12:30! I’ll buy the wine too. But it’s been so long since I’ve indulged in such fine dining, any ideas on what kind of wine we should partake in? I wonder what she’ll cook for us.
September 25th, 2008 - 12:57 pm
YAY Survivor, I need things like that and this fasinating TFC chat to keep me entertained!!!
September 25th, 2008 - 1:24 pm
Welcome back to the land of the awkened Oz! Maddog… Umm.. single in SC here! and come on by for a visit… Will cook up some good stuff for ya! Eric… Ill be nice… Welcome to the Crappers Guild….We DO get some of the stuff and others are duds…I DO recommend making a seperate email account because you WILL get a lot of SPAM. I love Jambalaya! and yes Maddog you spelled it correctly! I have the easiest recipie for Jambalay even PAM could cook it with out to much mess!
cook your favorite rice ( rice in a bag is easiest less mess!) some precooked Smoked sausage ( i like hillshire best) Some nice pre-peeled shrimp, salad size works best, get more for your money too, pre cooked frozen chicken breasts cut into chunks- sorry havent found a short cut for the chicken, that youll have to cook … mix it all together with a large can of V8 Picante juice and your Favorite Brand ( and heat) Salsa and wala! you have Jambalaya!
September 25th, 2008 - 1:24 pm
oh forgot…you do have to heat all together and serve!
September 25th, 2008 - 2:09 pm
Hey, Judy!
After lunch in Arkansas, I think we all can make it to South Carolina for Jambalay for dinner! While I’m there, I’ll just marry you, too, and I don’t have to keep askin’ for the recipie! Pam, if you’re bringin’ the wine, I’ll do the dishes. Don’t want to leave Julie’s place a wreck. Used to be a dishwasher at a restaurant back in the Buffalo, NY area, so I come experienced. Judy, your place will be cleaned, too! I’m one of those “Trophy Husbands”!
September 25th, 2008 - 2:14 pm
I don’t mind helping out with the dishes, it makes me feel like I’m doing something useful. I’ll have to try out that recipe. Rice is easy to make with a rice cooker! And I think I can handle the chicken part. Lets see if the kids and hubby like it though.
I wish I had another one of those cookies right now!
BTW The next meal has to be at my house! I’d love to have someone cook AND clean my kitchen! Ha Ha!!!
September 25th, 2008 - 3:38 pm
All of us here on the TFC site are pretty cool people; we care about not only free crap, but we care about one another. And some of us can even cook like chefs. (I think I even gained a pound after reading about all this good cooking!) And Mr. One, you truly are the One. Psychological, psychotic or neurotic, it’s all good. Love and Peace.
September 25th, 2008 - 9:57 pm
holly poop…..95? ok, guess im the only one who works?
September 28th, 2008 - 12:31 am
Thanks mr. chip. I believe I am the ONE because I have been clinically dead TWICE. I was 7 & curious, I tried to ride a horse that did not want to be ridden( is that a word?). He kicked me in the head. My bodily functons ceased for about 85 seconds. The day b4 my 22 nd birthday, my motorcycle & I had a disagreement with a telephone pole. In the hospital for 13 months. Results of that event are like what a stroke does to people. Those are the two worst events. There are several more. I think I am part of THE plan.
om shanti
September 29th, 2008 - 4:11 pm
Dang, One! Now I know that you truly are part or THE plan! Thanks for sharing that with me. Now I really feel “Chipper” today. Love and Peace.
September 29th, 2008 - 4:22 pm
I’m wondering how the b-bomb is doing.
September 29th, 2008 - 4:25 pm
As an homage to bomb’s HA! and my AH! , I will say on this day, AHA! Hope you’re doing well bomb.
October 5th, 2008 - 3:12 pm
so cool when it will be near my home