OZ, Mark has a way of dealin’ with people who cut in line…step on their toes! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Got ya scared didn’t I? That was funny! The look on your face and how you stepped back so quickly! :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! THAT was even funnier!!! Wife even laughed at that too, Oz! Of course, her comment afterwards was, “Might as well. Isn’t any good anyway.” Wonder what she meant by that??? :(
Pam Never say Never! I never though thought Id get to be #1 either but here now its my second #1 spot! I just happened to be TFCing when This Freebie popped up on the page when i refreshed! I was definately in the right Crappy place at the right Crappy time! ( hope that was funny it was supposed to be!) lol Maddog…. Be nice to Oz! Hes in pain! Loved the short simple form…they should all be like this one!
I did not like that “…agree to the terms of use and privacy…” part without any way to read them. For all we know, by clicking “submit” we all have to give up the house, the spouse, Judy and Julie’s cooking, and the first born to the dog-god Sirius! I mean really!! Ox and Maddogt without their food
oh no … no 4 legged dogs allowed in my house….lol….landlord does not likey!!! Sirius……hmmm Thats the name of my street….omgosh hes already AT my house! lol
Judy, puts a whole new meaning on the phrase the wolf is at the door. pull a little red riding hood on him and send the woodsmen after him with the axe. ugh, i’m a little morbid today.
No, Wolf, the WOODsman would be made of “wood”! Sheesh! Gotta explain these things. Hey, Wolf, are we related? I mean, Bomb and Blow are. By the way Nay Sayers, I just got my TFC cookie!! That’s the good news. The bad news is that I now know where all the free stuff goes to for you folks that can’t find yours. The spouse takes it. Trust me on this one. I no longer got the dag burn mail into the house when the wife, with her piercing, beady, vulture like eyes spots the box wrapped within the other mail. Gone. Faster ‘n flies on … um…crap!
got my cookie the other day too, but where’s my other tfc? no wife, no huband, but wait….my roommate always gets the mail and when i offered her a bite of the cookie she said no thanks. hum. so she didn’t want any cookie but i bet the other stuff looked pretty good. i’m going to have to keep an eye on her.
Maddog, you might be onto something. My wife had chocolate chip residue (no pun here) at the corner of her lip the other day, and we don’t have any cookies in the house right now. Hmmm…I haven’t received my TFC cookie yet. Is there some conspiracy here?
I dont have a spouse to take my TFC… just my KIDS! both boys and they eat me out of house and home sometimes! lol Maddog and Wolf…You would be “Kin Crappers” being both in the canine family. Please play nice :)) hehehe
Lizard…. I left my red cape in Florida…sighs. Ill just leave it to you to handle for me! or i can sick my Demon Kitty on him…lol He might get licked to death! lol
Oz!! Help me out here….Maddog has chased a few more cars than would be considered prudent for an old dog….the joke was based on the TIN Woodsman. A woodsman is one who works in the woods…and the TIN woodsman was made from TIN like our cousin: Rin
good one wolf. and judy, my 6 month old kitty thinks he’s a dog and my legs are chew toys. the little devil gets me at night when i’m unaware. maybe he thinks he’s a tick the little blood sucker.
Tabasco Sauce.
My wife had a kitty that thought my toes were little pink Meeseletts and would attack at night. I know it sounds kinky, but i put Tabasco Sauce on them ONCE and that cat went wild for about 10 minutes but problem solved. Did the same thing for the puppies gnawing on the Dining Room chairs.
ok, y’all seriously, spaghetti sauce via mail?? Well, I guess I’ll let the kids use it, I won’t eat it, I make my ownnnnnnn. And we’re not having McPuke’s for supper, we’re going to the coffee shop for food and drinks…yummmmmm. And my little puppies out there, (Maddog and wolf), I still have some pulled pork I’ll set outside the door for you. Always thinkin’ of ya.
I don’t know wolf, maybe you should be afraid of the tinman. He doesn’t have a heart. I thought I had used tabasco on everything until I read your comment.
Julie? How can you be givin’ my beloved pulled pork to a couple of canines? It ain’t scraps yet! Fed Ex some my way will ya? Heck, badgers might beat ‘em to the bowls.
bomb, joe, what do you mean. don’t ya love us anymore? need a knock knock joke, or a mouse walked into a bar joke? don’t make me cry guys. where’s your sense of humor?
well it used to be funny and fresh but things have been alittle “stale” lately…but im sure bomb will be here for many years to come guys so no worries…peace to ya’ll…
wolf, i don’t know about that tabasco sauce idea. 1. tabasco should be for the hotwings and that and the blue cheese sauce would mess up the sheets. 2. what would happen to me if i wanted to lick my legs (after all us lizards have pretty long tongues. 3. the kitties the devil and tabasco sauce is probably not hot enough for him. 4. did that to the akita i use to have when he kept eating the cat food and he asked for seconds.
Anything I can zap for dinner I’m all over it. I can’t imagine eating this sauce by itself on anything tho’. It took a long time (months) before I started getting crap, but once the crap started coming there’s been a sort of diahrrea affect, so there’s hope Roscoe. Stuff I don’t want my family to get I have sent to me here at the office, but you have to trust the office mail person! Hmmmmmm where’s MY cookie??
hey i got my bounce dryer sheets yesterdayand tried them this morning. wore the shirt all day i felt fresh all day,got my cookie day before,ate that with a nice cup of tea! have a good nite all
September 25th, 2008 - 1:26 pm
oh my goodness! first woot!
September 25th, 2008 - 1:35 pm
Did anybody else feel really suspicious about that page for the sauce??? Or is it just me and my paranoia talking here?
September 25th, 2008 - 1:41 pm
Way to go Judy!! I’m always suspicious of saucy pages.
September 25th, 2008 - 1:41 pm
3rd again! this is good, now if I could only get the truck poster.
September 25th, 2008 - 1:47 pm
I apologize for cuttin’ in line Mark. :-)
September 25th, 2008 - 1:49 pm
I don’t think it’s possible for someone who goes by “chozn13″ to be paranoid.
September 25th, 2008 - 1:54 pm
That was by far the shortest and easiest “form” to fill out for TFC.
September 25th, 2008 - 1:58 pm
OZ, Mark has a way of dealin’ with people who cut in line…step on their toes! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Got ya scared didn’t I? That was funny! The look on your face and how you stepped back so quickly! :)
September 25th, 2008 - 2:02 pm
#$*&! Maddog! I’m apt to pull your tail. Better yet… here doggy, doggy, doggy… time to go to the vet and get fixed. :-) Back to ya!
September 25th, 2008 - 2:16 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! THAT was even funnier!!! Wife even laughed at that too, Oz! Of course, her comment afterwards was, “Might as well. Isn’t any good anyway.” Wonder what she meant by that??? :(
September 25th, 2008 - 2:18 pm
I’ll never get to be #1! Look what happens when I go to lunch, they sneak another piece of crap in there! I think its a set up!
September 25th, 2008 - 2:34 pm
No 12! WooHoo!! :)
I agree, that was by far, the shortest form ever.
September 25th, 2008 - 2:36 pm
How come I never get any of this stuff? Do they ignore the mid west?
September 25th, 2008 - 2:41 pm
Pam Never say Never! I never though thought Id get to be #1 either but here now its my second #1 spot! I just happened to be TFCing when This Freebie popped up on the page when i refreshed! I was definately in the right Crappy place at the right Crappy time! ( hope that was funny it was supposed to be!) lol Maddog…. Be nice to Oz! Hes in pain! Loved the short simple form…they should all be like this one!
September 25th, 2008 - 2:47 pm
I did not like that “…agree to the terms of use and privacy…” part without any way to read them. For all we know, by clicking “submit” we all have to give up the house, the spouse, Judy and Julie’s cooking, and the first born to the dog-god Sirius! I mean really!! Ox and Maddogt without their food
September 25th, 2008 - 2:56 pm
oh no … no 4 legged dogs allowed in my house….lol….landlord does not likey!!! Sirius……hmmm Thats the name of my street….omgosh hes already AT my house! lol
September 25th, 2008 - 3:02 pm
Maddog, I like your wife. She is fuuuuunee! You’re a lucky man, enjoy it now before your wife AND Judy take you to the vet. — Thanks Judy, I owe ya.
September 25th, 2008 - 3:03 pm
Judy, puts a whole new meaning on the phrase the wolf is at the door. pull a little red riding hood on him and send the woodsmen after him with the axe. ugh, i’m a little morbid today.
September 25th, 2008 - 3:09 pm
Would that Woodsman be made of tin?
September 25th, 2008 - 3:24 pm
I get a ton of errors on this page when I try to submit. Also weird that they only have one line for the address.
September 25th, 2008 - 3:35 pm
No, Wolf, the WOODsman would be made of “wood”! Sheesh! Gotta explain these things. Hey, Wolf, are we related? I mean, Bomb and Blow are. By the way Nay Sayers, I just got my TFC cookie!! That’s the good news. The bad news is that I now know where all the free stuff goes to for you folks that can’t find yours. The spouse takes it. Trust me on this one. I no longer got the dag burn mail into the house when the wife, with her piercing, beady, vulture like eyes spots the box wrapped within the other mail. Gone. Faster ‘n flies on … um…crap!
September 25th, 2008 - 3:42 pm
got my cookie the other day too, but where’s my other tfc? no wife, no huband, but wait….my roommate always gets the mail and when i offered her a bite of the cookie she said no thanks. hum. so she didn’t want any cookie but i bet the other stuff looked pretty good. i’m going to have to keep an eye on her.
September 25th, 2008 - 3:49 pm
Maddog, you might be onto something. My wife had chocolate chip residue (no pun here) at the corner of her lip the other day, and we don’t have any cookies in the house right now. Hmmm…I haven’t received my TFC cookie yet. Is there some conspiracy here?
September 25th, 2008 - 3:51 pm
lizard, that’s the old, “No thanks, I got what I wanted” response. Keep both eyes on her.
September 25th, 2008 - 4:02 pm
will do! inspector lizard on the case. hey maybe i should go into business and all of you could hire me to look into what happened to the tfc!
September 25th, 2008 - 4:17 pm
I dont have a spouse to take my TFC… just my KIDS! both boys and they eat me out of house and home sometimes! lol Maddog and Wolf…You would be “Kin Crappers” being both in the canine family. Please play nice :)) hehehe
Lizard…. I left my red cape in Florida…sighs. Ill just leave it to you to handle for me! or i can sick my Demon Kitty on him…lol He might get licked to death! lol
September 25th, 2008 - 4:18 pm
Oz!! Help me out here….Maddog has chased a few more cars than would be considered prudent for an old dog….the joke was based on the TIN Woodsman. A woodsman is one who works in the woods…and the TIN woodsman was made from TIN like our cousin: Rin
September 25th, 2008 - 4:38 pm
good one wolf. and judy, my 6 month old kitty thinks he’s a dog and my legs are chew toys. the little devil gets me at night when i’m unaware. maybe he thinks he’s a tick the little blood sucker.
September 25th, 2008 - 4:42 pm
snoring, where’s all the funny people at lately ?????
September 25th, 2008 - 4:43 pm
Tabasco Sauce.
My wife had a kitty that thought my toes were little pink Meeseletts and would attack at night. I know it sounds kinky, but i put Tabasco Sauce on them ONCE and that cat went wild for about 10 minutes but problem solved. Did the same thing for the puppies gnawing on the Dining Room chairs.
September 25th, 2008 - 4:46 pm
ok, y’all seriously, spaghetti sauce via mail?? Well, I guess I’ll let the kids use it, I won’t eat it, I make my ownnnnnnn. And we’re not having McPuke’s for supper, we’re going to the coffee shop for food and drinks…yummmmmm. And my little puppies out there, (Maddog and wolf), I still have some pulled pork I’ll set outside the door for you. Always thinkin’ of ya.
September 25th, 2008 - 4:46 pm
OH, and NO FREE STUFF, it’s been like a week, major suck, I’m starting to get a complex :(
September 25th, 2008 - 5:17 pm
Hey Roscoe i’m from the midwest & i got a cookie yesterday.not bad after 3 months,
September 25th, 2008 - 5:25 pm
yea that’s right 3months 1 F#@##$$%$$%G COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 25th, 2008 - 5:33 pm
I don’t know wolf, maybe you should be afraid of the tinman. He doesn’t have a heart. I thought I had used tabasco on everything until I read your comment.
Julie? How can you be givin’ my beloved pulled pork to a couple of canines? It ain’t scraps yet! Fed Ex some my way will ya? Heck, badgers might beat ‘em to the bowls.
September 25th, 2008 - 5:39 pm
here i am ha!
September 25th, 2008 - 5:47 pm
what has happened to this site? so sad :(
September 25th, 2008 - 6:14 pm
bomb, joe, what do you mean. don’t ya love us anymore? need a knock knock joke, or a mouse walked into a bar joke? don’t make me cry guys. where’s your sense of humor?
September 25th, 2008 - 6:18 pm
Joe and Bomb… you started it all. Don’t give up on us now.
September 25th, 2008 - 6:21 pm
well it used to be funny and fresh but things have been alittle “stale” lately…but im sure bomb will be here for many years to come guys so no worries…peace to ya’ll…
September 25th, 2008 - 6:28 pm
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September 25th, 2008 - 6:29 pm
Wow… u guys have WAY 2 much time on ur hands!
September 25th, 2008 - 6:33 pm
wolf, i don’t know about that tabasco sauce idea. 1. tabasco should be for the hotwings and that and the blue cheese sauce would mess up the sheets. 2. what would happen to me if i wanted to lick my legs (after all us lizards have pretty long tongues. 3. the kitties the devil and tabasco sauce is probably not hot enough for him. 4. did that to the akita i use to have when he kept eating the cat food and he asked for seconds.
September 25th, 2008 - 6:37 pm
Anything I can zap for dinner I’m all over it. I can’t imagine eating this sauce by itself on anything tho’. It took a long time (months) before I started getting crap, but once the crap started coming there’s been a sort of diahrrea affect, so there’s hope Roscoe. Stuff I don’t want my family to get I have sent to me here at the office, but you have to trust the office mail person! Hmmmmmm where’s MY cookie??
September 25th, 2008 - 6:40 pm
oops! who taught me how to spell……
September 25th, 2008 - 7:09 pm
hey i got my bounce dryer sheets yesterdayand tried them this morning. wore the shirt all day i felt fresh all day,got my cookie day before,ate that with a nice cup of tea! have a good nite all
September 25th, 2008 - 7:59 pm
Thank you for entering!
September 26th, 2008 - 1:10 pm
wow joe and blow harsh! come on what do you want from us? hmmmm i am thinking you two might benefit from some pamprin free samples??? lol
October 3rd, 2008 - 10:19 am
last try…..B-Bomb, can you answer my question on the the “cup” one?