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Free Tim McGraw Cologne Sample

McGraw Cologne

September 29th, 2008

111 Responses to “Free Tim McGraw Cologne Sample”

  1. Deverie

    ooh, I think i’m # 1…!

  2. Adrienne

    I’m first woo hoo! I’ll have my boyfriend try it. I’m still hungry from all that desert talk last night. I’ll deffinately be here Wednesday to see what Grimm is getting at with this big announcement. Love new recipes.

  3. Adrienne

    Oops sorry Deverie. I guess you’re first. Nothing wrong with second.

  4. Mo

    just what I want to smell like - a country music singer…. maybe next they will be giving away samples of Jack Daniels

  5. Oz

    Way to go Deverie! I put cologne samples in my “skivies” drawer. Is that TMI?

  6. Chellie

    I can’t wait for my hubby to smell like Tim McGraw!! ;) Oh yeah!!!!

  7. Chellie

    If he smells REALLY good, I’m gonna make those magic bars Julie gave me the recipe for!

  8. chozn13

    Oz, Oz, Oz……skivvies??? You brought back memories of my dads rants about my underwear drawer and uniformity…… “SKIVVIES ARE TO BE DRESS RIGHT DRESS YOUNG MAN!!!” lol

  9. Andrea

    It thanked me for signing up for the Tim McGraw newsletter but didn’t say anything about a free sample :o( Oh well. Good morning and good day everyone.

  10. Maddog

    HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Absolutely NO cookin’ for you tonight, ya hear? Mr. Julie is to take you out someplace nice. Tell him, if he doesn’t, a big, ol’ Texas Maddog will get an attitude! Then, we’ll have the Lizzard switch him with that horny tail of his, the OZ man will turn him into a nute, B-Bomb will teach him the word “explosion”, Chozn13 will put some military moves on him, Joe Blow and Wolf will team up together and do that huff and puff stuff and, last but not least, Grimm the almighty will, well, let’s not describe that ‘cuz this is a family place.
    Seriously, Girl, I had the Skins win that one for you! ;)
    By the way, crow is delicious battered and deep fried like chicken fried chicken! A little Pace Picante sauce and you’re on your way!

  11. Wolf

    HEE HAW!! Gonna gets me a Cowgirl. I have FAITH she just over the next HILL
    Hippie-Tie-One -On

  12. Wolf

    Does the birthday girl like spankings, precious?? Gollum Gollum

  13. MamaM

    Newsletter?? What about the sample? Oh, happy birthday Julie!

  14. Julie

    rofl, firstly, Mr. Julie is a trucker and he’s on the road right now, so no spankings, no food, no, um, other stuff, but he should be home this weekend, so we’ll seeee. Thanks for all the great birthday wishes, appreciste it. And Wolf, you’re about as transparent as saran wrap…lol.
    And Maddog, my precious friend, you had NOTHING to do with the Skins winning yesterday….HA!!!

  15. chozn13

    Newsletter???? Newsletter??? We don’t need no stinkin’ newsletter………lol

  16. Julie

    Oz, definitely TMI, but an interesting picture nonetheless.

  17. Maddog

    Well, you’re right there, Mrs. Julie, about the skins. But, I just had breakfast with Mr. Julie and you’re going to get your “birthday wish”! Ya know, the cheap one that costs him nothing but about 2 minutes. :) tee hee!
    Well, the Bills won and are now FOUR and ZIP!!!! After 4 consecutive losses in the Big Show, I’m not holding my breath. It’s a nice feeling, though.

  18. Regina

    what about some free samples of Tim McGraw?!?!?!? HELLO!!!!! But you can look but you can’t touch - some woman in the audience reached out and grabbed his “package” on the Soul 2 Soul tour, and Faith Hill came out and told her off…. it was on Youtube…. but I can’t blame her (Faith, that is!) - if that was MY man, I’d have the claws out, too!!!! And Happy birthday Julie! It’s my sister’s birthday today, too.

  19. chozn13

    Maddog…..are you a Bills fan????? Let me tell you a story about the 1990 Superbowl and a lil old team led by Hostetler that came a knockin’ on the Bills door……lol

  20. Julie

    2 minutes would be enough for me to kill him!!! Gotta be at least three….NOT!!!
    And Regina, happy birthday to your sister!!!

  21. lizard

    happy b-day julie. i’ll take a little sample of tim g. but would prefer a sample of tody keith!

  22. I am the ONE

    Hi all,
    Firstly, happy b day for maam Julie! Is this # 29? May you be blessed with many more.
    If I use the cologne, does that mean I’ll have to learn how to talk funny? Finally, what is with the word defintely? Adrienne? I must claim a pet peeve here. If we are going to have discourse, let us have respect for our means of communication. Language. Defintely is NOT spelled with an ‘A’!

    om shanti

    who knows what om shanti means? and it what dialect?

  23. I am the ONE

    I should pay attention to my own advice.. should be ‘and IN what dialect… my apologies

  24. I am the ONE

    or two(2) ‘f’s

  25. I am the ONE

    does a person get extra points for numerous comments in a row?

  26. Wolf

    Julie…Your fangs are sharper than mine!! Ouch. If that big ol’ trucker dude is on the road on your birthday, he best be good for one loooooooong haul when he get’s home 10-4?

  27. I am the ONE

    I mean for example, similar to the race for the number 1 post? As long as thet repetitive comments make sense. In relation to each other? This rant CANNOT count for me because of the mistake ‘it what dialect?’ I will try again. I have a lot to say & no one that listens… save my wife & son. They tire of my raving. My boy wants lunch… so

    om shanti

  28. Raven

    Can I take a moment to say happy trails to Paul Newman? What a decent, beautiful man.

  29. Julie

    Wolf, he’ll be home sometime on the the 3rd and has to head back out on the 7th early morning, so we get him for three full days…….so if you don’t hear from me…..bwahahaha!!!
    Raven, I agree, prayer’s to Paul Newman’s family, tis a loss for humanity, thanks for pointing that out.

  30. Julie

    and One, it’s the big 29 for the eighth year, (37 for those of us who don’t like to count) Sorry for the double post, One can have my extra points :)

  31. Wolf

    Hey Maddog!!! Julie is a FOX!!!

    Now I need to research, has there ever been another MALE pin-up poster boy who sold more that Paul Newman, either in movies or racing? He was The Movies version of Old Blue Eyes.
    We should all go out a buy on Paul Newman Brand anything to give that charity a boost in memorial.

  32. Raven

    Great idea Wolf, count me in.

  33. Adrienne

    Ok “I am the One”. Didn’t mean to upset you. Boy…do I feel unwelcome. Oops…did I get that wrong too. I hope I didn’t get anyone else so upset. Just trying to exchange some friendly messages. My spelling leaves quite a bit to be desired. DEFINITELY will watch that in the future.

  34. Chellie

    I too think that’s a great idea. Not only was Paul Newman a great actor, he was a great humanitarian as well. And do any of the other ladies think he was ever as HOT as in “Cool Hand Luke”? That is one of my favorite movies! HAPPY B-DAY JULIE! Sorry the hubby’s out of town :( I’m sure he’s not happy to be gone on your BDay either.

  35. Mr.P

    Cool I like it. I got my first stuff Sat. a cookie and Bcomplex. This place is the best.
    I always shunned the free-beeees before because of the fill 3 offers to get a pencil or what ever.

  36. Adrienne

    I’m sorry Julie…Happy B-day. Let’s keep Joann Woodward and their 5 daughters in our thoughts and prayers.

  37. Chellie

    Don’t feel bad Adrienne, I definitely forget & sometimes put an “A” in there , too. It’s OK :)

  38. harvey

    I am the One. Don’t think you get extra points many posts in a row, but you may get extra points for being number 1 a**hole.

  39. Adrienne

    Thanks guys! xx

  40. Wolf

    Oh no, here we go again…..
    Last week some two of us got into a tiff (I even forgot who now because they kissed and made up).
    Harvey, look back at the posts and name-calling is a BIG No-No.
    We all deffinately knew that Adrienne would definite be around to hear Grimm’s announcement…and I missed this piece of written suspense; anyone wanna fill me in…?
    My dyslexia keeps my spelling interesting; with or without this bargain keyboard with it’s built in gremlins. Be aware that even spell-checker can mess up.
    Balls in your court One….do you have something to say to Adrienne?

  41. Chellie

    Wolf, I don’t know who you really are, but you crack me up. I bet you are a trip in real life. I’ve been reading these posts for a few months now, & I LOVE what you have to say. :)

  42. Wolf

    And if you scratch my belly, my leg moves…

  43. chozn13

    In memory of Mr. Newman…………
    “Shakin’ it ova here boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    Rest in peace

  44. Chellie

    Down boy, down. Heel. Good Wolfie!! HAHA. ;)

  45. Ham

    something tells me it is going to smell like the free crap that it is…

  46. chozn13

    Harvey…calm down. We have ways of dealing with people who go outside the lines………..so just use your free crayons to stay inside the lines ok? We are one big happy dysfunctional CRAPPY family. :)

  47. Wolf

    chozn13: Do you wonder if he walked up to the Pearly Gates with a cigar in his mouth acting drunk saying “Sorry I’m late, I was takin’ a crap”

  48. Adrienne

    I’m over it. Let’s move on. I know now that I should let comments like that just roll off my back. No biggie. If One can’t deal with my mistakes then when he sees my name he can scroll to the next post. That is all my friends.

  49. Shell

    Hey Wolf, here is what our fearless leader wrote —
    “Grimm September 28th, 2008 - 8:01 pm
    So you guys like recipes? Be ready on Wed. for an announcement, we are going to have some fun!!!”

    Announcement on Wed. and Chat on Thur.??? What is the big guy up to?? I’ll bring the pop corn!!

  50. Maddog

    Hey, Wolf! I know Julie is a FOX! I was over there for dinner late last week. Mr. Julie is cool, too. Showed me how to drive that U-Haul automatic! Still having trouble with the turning the key thing. Did you know that Mr. Julie is really a COWBOYS and BILLS fan?
    YoYo, Chozn! Yup, I’m still a Bills fan. Since the Jack Kemp and Cookie Gilcrest days. They used to do pre-season practice right down the road from my boyhood house. Mr. Kemp was real nice. Wow, I’m aging myself…again. Julie is catching up, though. :0
    BTW, are we dysfunctional? Wait ’till I tell my therapist that she’s not doing her job! Who IS my therapist anyway? DMOM!!!!!!!!
    Julie, when Mr. Julie is on the road, can you adopt me for your hubby so I can eat?

  51. chozn13

    I wonder Wolf…..I wonder…….lol

  52. harvey

    Taking a cue from Adrienne, I would like to apologize for the profanity.

  53. Wolf

    Good show Adrienne; everyone has a bad day. God put birds knees on backwards and apparently, that was the first instance of What’s Done Is Done because they were never turned around…God that must-a sucked!! HahahaheheheGget it?? “God that must-a sucked!! ” Let’s see someone get lower that THAT joke!

  54. chozn13

    They are my second choice but I am a diehard fan of the Big Blue….NY Giants. Still a NYC boy at heart. Even tho they play in Jersey. lol Where’s our big announcement???????? I only have 3 and 1/2 hours left of work then its back into the dungeon with me…….lol

  55. Wolf

    Harvey my man!!
    ONE appears to have left the building…so we will accept your apology on his behalf

  56. Wolf

    Bye everyone - I suddenly have to run
    Drive Careful Mr Julie; A fine lady is a-waiting you

  57. Maddog

    Does anyone know where in the world is B-Bomb and Joe Blow? Haven’t seen them ’round these parts lately.

  58. Maddog

    By the way, Chozn, “wide right” still gives me a headache and nausea. Great game, though.

  59. chozn13

    No clue Maddog…………….I’ve been wondering that myself all day………..

  60. chozn13

    hahahaha….you do remember!

  61. Oz

    Been out of pocket most of the day but before the day is through I just have to say,
    ” H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y J U L I E ! ! !”
    Maddog, you’re on a roll today. You must have had a second bowl of Kibbles ‘N Bits this morning. You suddenly have to “run.” That’s what dogs do isn’t it?

  62. Oz

    Hey Maddog and Wolf, a friend sent me a game via email today that I think the two of you would get a “howl” over. http://www.brandextract.com/catbowling/

  63. chozn13

    Oz you’re back……hows the ol footsy holding up?

  64. chozn13

    And before I forget……..
    FELIZ CUMPLEANOS JULIA!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. Julie

    Be careful what you say about Mr. Julie Maddog, or I may just give you cat slop!!! Thanks to Oz and everyone else for happy thoughts and gracias chozn13. Sadly, hubby hates football, so I’m on the couch with the remote asking for a beer…lol. And Maddog, (you ARE on a roll today!!!) those U-Haul automatics are tough!!! Good thing he knows how to drive one of those trucks with the stick thingie. hmmmm, speaking of stick thingie……..rats, he’s not home tonight!!! DAMN
    See y’all later tonight, gotta go work at a funeral today, is there anything better on your birthday to do than serve?? Seriously…..glad I can do it. Love y’all!!!

  66. Chip

    Wow! Tough crowd today! Name calling, spanking, and even spell checker police…I’m stepping back from this one. Happy Birthday, Julie.

  67. Adrienne

    Wow Julie…those are beautiful thoughts. You’re a good soul. Serve on sister.

  68. I am the ONE

    I had to go… i’m back for the moment. My sincerest apologies for stirring the pot. In relation to Adrienne, I was making reference to a discussion a few days ago that the group had about spelling.Spelling -defintely-, in paticular.If mr. harvey wants to think me an anal orifice, that is his choice. I try to be polite & respectful to all.
    Adrienne, if you were/are insulted or in any way harmed by my words, I’m sorry. I am a retired college teacher & I pick nits.
    Thank you wolf, but I don’t recognize that an apology to me has been made by mr. harvey. He apologized for his language. That is different. Anyway, as someone said b4 me, this is a done conversation.

    Did you get nice things for your creation day Julie?

    no one took my challenge… what does om shanti mean?

    om shanti

  69. chozn13

    From what I learned in the Middle East om has no meaning….it is considered to be the primal sound from which all sounds are formed. And Shanti means peace to most but to some in Iraq and Saudi Arabia it means the spirit in me greets the spirit in you……and its used in Yoga also. Good enough One? lol

  70. Jess

    One - there is no direct translation of om shanti, but some say it means peace.

  71. Jess

    Kinda hard to have a translation when you’re just a sound of the universe

  72. Jess

    Well not just a sound, but THE sound of the universe

  73. Chip

    Hey One, wasn’t it the Ol’ Chipporama that spelled “definitely” in an ungainly manner? I resemble that comment! Oh, well, there is always room for improvement, right?

  74. Jess

    There, now I’m the orifice w/ the most posts in a row. One your free to acquire a new “thing” to be known for.

  75. Chip

    Julie, there’s a dozen red roses on your computer today!

  76. harvey

    Very perceptive, One. PEACE.

  77. Oz

    Chozn, the doc took x-rays this morning a gave me a post-op velcro laden sandal. Go back in 3 weeks to have the pin removed. Now, it’s just the waiting game. Thanks for askin’.

    Hey One, did you drive a VW van during the 60’s? :-)

  78. chozn13

    Glad to hear that Oz. Its a pain…..I know. My ankle still isn’t the same and its been 5 years……..just want to make sure my Crapper family is ok. :)

  79. Rose

    I’ve been “out of pocket” for the weekend. I did receive my Ziplock sandwich bags and the antacid sample. Yee-hah! Oz: Keep babying that toe. Post-op velcro laden sandles are actually quite hot this season! Maddog: did you and Mrs. Maddog ever make up after last weekend? Wolf: Kingsville is a great place to come into the world. I wouldn’t mind living there if the job market was a little kinder. Also, nothing wrong w/ being dyslexic. In fact, we dyslexics should untie.. er.. unite. Oh $*!^! Slex this dysdamnia, anyway!!! Oh, and happy birthday, Julie! Thanks for the black bean and saugage recipe. I can’t find “Slap Yo Mama” seasoning. Is it okay to use Tony Chachere’s instead?

  80. Julie

    I think tony chachere’s will be ok. Mr. Julie picked some Slap ya Mama at a truck stop once and I get it online now, so if you want to you can google it and buy some. It’s the best cajun seasoning I’ve personally used. And thanks for the roses Chip!! I got a lull and was able to come home for a few but I’ll be gone in a little bit.

  81. Oz

    Thanks Chozn. My family has quite a few that have served in the military including my father. Most did brief stints, but my uncle recently retired as a chaplain and Colonel of the USAF. Nothin’ like God and Country.

  82. chozn13

    True…so true. See you guys manana…..I got a commute to commence. As One would say…

    om shanti

  83. Oz

    Welcome back Rose!! Yeah, I would be “styling it” but they only gave me one but who knows, now a days I could start trend. And you’re absolutey right, there’s nothing wrong with dyslexics, one of my best friends believes in Dog. And no, that doesn’t mean you Maddog and Wolf. Don’t get big heads now. :-) I have that “Slap Ya Mama” seasoning in my cabinet Julie! It is some good stuff. Of course, I love all things spicy~

  84. Chip

    Oz, what did they expect you to with just one piece of footwear? Mix-and-match? Glad to hear all’s going well though.

  85. Oz

    Thanks Chip. Which reminds me, I got my free cookie today. I don’t eat much sweet, but when I showed it to my better half she said, “I just bought some of those this weekend!” Nothin’ like free crap that’s good. I like to think my wife has good taste that is. But hey, there goes me trying to be humble. :-)
    [I-|]

  86. Oz

    No one seem to have an idea where Joe and Bomb are but I have a sense they are lookin’ in on us from time to time but choosin’ not to chime in. They played in jester every day but when it comes down to it, they are just as human as we are. Sensitive. I think I speak for us all when I say, “Bomb, Joe, you are always welcome back.”

  87. Chellie

    Well, I’m [ l )]. Long day w/ the kids. Goodnight all. See ya tomorrow for more TFC!! [:D] Oz, love the new expressions!

  88. Ham

    free crap drama, I mean really.. You can’t buy this stuff..

  89. Ham

    The drama I mean…

  90. Ham

    Cause nobody would pay for it..

  91. lizard

    love the faces oz, i think we need to have a key on the side so we can remember them.

  92. Rose

    Way [8D], Oz!

  93. Chip

    No, you certainly can’t buy this kind of drHama, Ham. [I-|]

  94. Oz

    Good one Chip! 8D

  95. Michelle

    B Bomb, answer my question under the cup one please?

  96. I am the ONE

    It seems all is right in pooperville again…ahhhhhhh

    I believe it is correct to say there is no literal translation, in english, for om shanti. I was told, by the Swami that intoduced me to the ‘om’ concept, it means ‘peace for your heart’.Since then - Christmas 1985 - that is how I use the phrase and how I mean it here.

    om shanti

  97. Julie

    One final thank you all my TFC buddies, you have all helped it to be a lovely day and helped me feel not quite so lonely. So, thanks again, (I guess that IS my final one) and we’ll be seein’ you tamale.
    TTFN

  98. I am the ONE

    oz,
    you bet! It wasn’t a vdub though, it was a 1964 chevy van that I customjzed myself. But I wasn’t old enuf to drive until 1974. It was great! I had the required long hair & all the paraphenalia that goes with that time. Those were the days my friend…

    om shanti

  99. I am the ONE

    should be customized… I hope I break in these new fingers soon)))

  100. Oz

    99th comment….

  101. Oz

    100th COMMENT!!!! A recently acquired TFC record!!! Yeah, I feel better. Now I can go to sleep and wake up to more TFC. Sending the sandman to each of ya….

  102. Oz

    Couldn’t sleep. Decided to get a glass of milk and eat a whole package of cold hot dogs. :-) I’m just jokin’ but I know a guy who did that once. Cracked me up!

  103. Adrienne

    Can’t sleep you guys. One…like I said…no biggie. But I’ll tell you one thing…I’m super jealous of your 64 Chevy van. One of my high school dreams…traveling cross country in a big old honkin’ van with my friends. Now my goal is a big old honkin’ camper or RV to take out my friends and their kids. Any-hoo… goodnight all.

  104. Chip

    Sorry Oz, but I broke the 100th COMMENT TFC record earlier today at 4:25 PM on the “Free T-Shirt” post. But hey, “Oz” feelin’ pretty good about that!

  105. Adrienne

    Or good morning.

  106. Adrienne

    I need to get a life…or some Ambien…Lunesta…whatever

  107. lizard

    maybe this west coaster could get the last comment. chip? oh well, night all. smell ya later.

  108. Ham

    slick chip, you hit that right on the cookie.

  109. Judy

    wow! missed a lot by being sick for 3 days. Happy Belated Birthday Julie!!!!!!

  110. teresa

    heyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! whats up?

  111. Britney Craft

    for my husband.
    he loves tim mcgraw.

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