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September 30th, 2008

82 Responses to “Free Schick Titanium Razor”

  1. sep

    I must be the first one today all that means is I am @ work

  2. Jujube

    Second is good! And my hubby could use a shave!

  3. sassybme

    ahhh second is okay and I,m getting ready for work

  4. Mark

    #3 yea! Will be all cleaned up in 4 to 6 weeks

  5. DEBBIE

    yea - free razor - shave my legs once and then give it to my husband.

  6. Tofudisan

    DEBBIE is gonna shave her legs and then “give it” to her husband? Are we talking about the razor or sex? o-O

  7. chozn13

    It seems as tho this is a repeat and I never received the first one……damn you Mr. Mailman!…….I will have my revenge………………………..

  8. MattConsumer

    This sounds too good to be true. I did receive my depakote pill box the other day. Now I just need to start taking depakote.

  9. chozn13

    Oz, Wolf, lizard…..where are you? lol Sounds like I’m looking for the zoo at the end of the yellow brick road……… :)

  10. Maddog

    Debbie, that is cruel and unusual punishment for your hubby! You shave your legs, the blade gets nicked, he uses it on his face and, before they can stop the bleeding, the life insurance dude is on his way with your check! OMG! I’m tellin’!!
    Hey, Chozn, at least your mail”person” looks real good from your last razor! Hey, who’s making breakfast and what’s it going to be? I’m still tasting that crow from yesterday. We could have frog legs. I was out running this morning and stepped on Mr. Toady. Gig ‘em!

  11. Maddog

    HAHAHAHA!!!! That was a good one, Chozn! :) :) :) :)

  12. Maddog

    Awwww, only put 2 of those smily faces at the end. I’m gonna have to work on that.

  13. chozn13

    Maddog you’re on a roll…….frogs legs sounds good with some hot sauce and fresh lemonade…………

  14. Maddog

    Chozn, I’ll supply the freshly “harvested” frog legs and you bring the lemonade. Already got the hot sauce!
    OK, here we go. Test #2… :) x :) y :) z :)
    There should be four (4) smily faces. If you see less than that, you haven’t had enough beer this morning. Get working on that!

  15. Mr.P

    Cool cool, finally more useful stuff, I got my rubber yesterday, not purple like I asked but tan is OK.
    Hahaha

  16. Chellie

    Debbie, I’ve had to ‘borrow’ my hubby’s razor before. He doesn’t mind as long as there are replacement blades around. Guys, all your ladies have done it. Maybe you just don’t know ;)

  17. Jess

    oooo, a good one!

  18. chozn13

    That is why I use an electric razor my dear Chellie………I always one up the missus lol
    I guess I have had enough beer Maddog………I see eight and they are all pink LOL

  19. lizard

    chozn, maddog, how can you be talking about frog legs this morning. can’t eat anyway, i’m going for my physical this morning.

  20. chozn13

    My motto is its Happy Hour somewhere…..so why not celebrate all the time? :)

  21. Chellie

    That’s funny chozn. I recently quit smoking after 10 yrs. & reg. soda & caffeine, so maybe I need to take up alcohol. Then I’ll celebrate Happy Hour with you!

  22. chozn13

    Nice….meet me at the corner of Good and Times………Maddog bring the snacks!!!!!
    WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO
    lol

  23. Maddog

    Chellie, super glad you gave up smoking!! Muchos congratos!! (<–Spanish for “Way ta go!”, or was it ancient Peruvian Chinese?) Mom-in-law is in the hospital as we type for complications of smoking for 68 years! Your body will recover. DON’T GO BACK!!
    Chozn, I think when we’re talking about frogs, they may be one of Lizzard’s cousins. Better keep it on the hush-hush.

  24. chozn13

    I thought the same thing Maddog……..no offense lizard. I meant soy frogs legs……….lol

  25. Chellie

    Thanks for the support, Maddog! I’ll keep your mom-in-law in my prayers. I was a pack a day or more user & quit COLD TURKEY :( 2 weeks ago & have never felt better!! I have cravings sometimes, but I resist.

  26. Chellie

    Chozn, if you’re ever in Charlotte, NC let me know & we’ll hit up a few Happy Hours!! I don’t drink, but I love to be the sober one in a bar. It’s amusing.

  27. chozn13

    Not a problem Chellie……always best to have a designated driver.
    And I used to be stationed near there……in a little town called Fayette-Nam…….oh, the memories…….lol

  28. Chip

    Did someone mention Happy Hour? It’s always five o’clock somewhere in the world. Chozn, you set’em up, I’ll knock’em down!

  29. chozn13

    Gotcha Chip……whats your poison?

  30. Chip

    Right now a Bloody Mary sounds good…then I think I’ll slam down an ice cold Grolsch.

  31. Wolf

    They are making me make choices!!! Are they kidding????? Razor or a trimmer
    I KNOW how about both!!! Changed the email to confuse the computer. It’s friggin free crap.
    My luck will be that they realize I am trying a game here, and the packer will shave HIS legs and then send it to me.
    Sorry it took so long to get in here Chozn, but the full-time job got in the way. Seperation makes the heart grow fodder??? Something like that anyway

    Chellie! I was 3 packs of the high-test brands; switched to a regular tobacco pipe which I toked (if you understand that meaning) like a non-regular herbal — and went cold turkey also. Keep workin’ on it kiddo

  32. chozn13

    Nice…..I prefer anything Irish….give me a Guiness any day…..Maddog where are you hiding at?
    You are definitely missing out on this hops goodness………..lol

  33. chozn13

    Hey I have a full time job too……..I’m just good at what I do!!! lol Just kidding Wolf.
    Pull up a stool at the Ol Crappers Saloon!

  34. Wolf

    Thanx for the invite Chozn but Chellie and I are gonna disappear for a while. With this gang it looks like we will need more than one car. This old wolf knows what you’re thinking, and maybe, but I’m thinking we need to shop for plastic coverings for the seats and floor. We will get back to watch the show once it all gets rolling….or pouring (”Oh (S)He will regret THAT when someone tells this story…”)
    How you can drink any brew that requires a pair of sizzers at the end of the pull, is beyond me.

  35. Chellie

    Wolf, I requested a free sample of nicorette gum a week ago. Said it would come in 4-6 wks. Figured I’d drive my truck into a tree by then. Got an email saying it would be here in 3-5 days. Yay! Unless my mailman takes ‘em, I’ll keep ‘em for emergencies. I just keep myself occupied w/all you guys’ comments. Thanks to all for the help!

  36. Maddog

    Chozn, Dude, I’m hiding behind the bar!! Like, talk about Free Crap! I’ve been drinkin’ for an hour now. Whar’ve YOU been??? Lizard! Wolf man! Chip! Chellie! Get over here, too! Plenty of room. Watch your head on the sink pipes, though. There an “oucher” or a “&*(#$^@#%*&”, depending on how hard you nail ‘em. Someone bring the pretzels with you. I’m gettin’ the munchies. No sign of B-Bomb and Joe Blow down here. Julie’s ’round back cookin’ up some grit.

  37. Chellie

    Where we goin’ Wolf? I drive a S-10 pickup w/a Rhino liner in the back. We don’t need no plastic. :)

  38. Maddog

    Chellie, my mom-in-law started that patch thing. Was on Phase 2 of a 4 phase deal. I told her that as soon as she got into that ambulance, she immediately graduated to step 4! You just can’t smoke around that oxygen or the 4th of July cometh early. Just keep tellin’ yourself that YOU are SO much more important to this world!

  39. chozn13

    I am there Maddog…….pour me some good times!
    Forget pretzels……I’m ordering 100 buffalo wings and some White Castle Burgers………..I’m going all out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Word of advice……don’t sit or stand behind me!!!!!!!! LOL

  40. Chellie

    Thanks for the pep talk Maddog. I am also important to my 11 & 3 yr. old sons. Now ya see why I smoked? Only girl in a house w/3 guys! Just kiddin’. I don’t regret it one bit. And I’ll join ya behind the bar in a min. Gotta grab the diet coke & chips first!

  41. Adrienne

    Cheers everyone!! I’m up for tossing a few back. I do make some pretty kick ass nachos!!

  42. Wolf

    Maddog’s been drinking for an hour (or more) and can still feel the pipes on his head??? Barkeep!! The boys dehydrated for god sake; top off the mug for him!!!

    Chellie….that reference to the Rhino liner….are we still talking about this mission to save our friends from washing down a drain pipe; or something else? My Boogaloo Situation stands ready to hear some missing details. It’ll stay just between us.

  43. Chellie

    Sorry ’bout that Wolf, just got a little crazy for a sec. Won’t happen again. Don’t know what I was thinkin’. Gotta go make the chap a grilled cheese. Can I get anyone else anything while I’m in the kitchen? Another drink , maybe? ;)

  44. Wolf

    Phew!! I was worried about the alimony (I have 5 kids)(two 90 lb dogs)(two 15+lb Maine Coon-cats)(one bearded Dragon)(She would-a given me the bird).

    May I get some Paul Newman Salsa on my grilled cheese please?

  45. Wolf

    Oh, and a Dr. Pepper if I may?

  46. Wolf

    Oh-Oh If I’m not careful I might have 3 in a row—wait…damn!
    One, how did you break this terrible chain!!!!!!!!!

  47. Adrienne

    One is probablly busy nagging his wife on her grammer. (hehehe…I’m just teasing One)

  48. Wolf

    I agree. It’s not nice to pick on your wife’s Grandmother

  49. chozn13

    You beat me to the punch Wolf…..lol…..

  50. Adrienne

    LOL…Wolf you’re too much!!

  51. Oz

    Wow! I sleep in just a little bit and by the looks of things around here, I’ve done frittered the day away. Why is there a turning disco light going? You all aren’t going to start dancing are ya? And, please, no karaoke… it’s way to early for that. :-)

  52. Wolf

    Oz, everyone, but we two D-Drivers, are drinking down by the drain pipes with Maddog, so Karaoke will sound JUST FINE after you catch up to them. M’Dog says watch your head and you stoop to their level.

    When Chelli gets back from feeding her brood, we gonna go get disposable video cameras cuz YouTube just called…………

  53. Judy

    lol yall are a riot! thanks i so needed a good laugh after being sick the ENTIRE weekend! bummer :(
    On the high side i finally got My Kashi Cookie…. and my kids decided to split it…and i got a tiny lik hunk of a very tiny cookie…but it was realy yummy!!!!

    Chellie! You can do it girl! I did 3 years ago! cold turkey, no patch, no gum no nuttin. Havent had one in 3 years and aint looking back! ^5 for going 2 weeks! thats a great start!

    Did I see someone mention Nachos?????? I lIke Nachos! Ill pass on the Beer though..but a Nice Bacardi Razz sound mighty good about now!

    When yall finish in Texas head on over to SC… i got a new grill I need to break in! Anyone wanna help??

  54. Wolf

    Charcoal? Please say yes; I can’t be the last true BBQ left

  55. Chellie

    I’m back after lunch (yours is ready Wolf) & rasslin’ w/ a T-Rex toy that pinched my baby’s hand. Judy, where in SC are you? I’m in Rock Hill ( 20 mins. from Charlotte, NC) but was born & raised in Myrtle Beach. And I LOVE to grill out. Helps keep the kitchen clean.

  56. Chellie

    Charcoal is the ONLY way!!!!

  57. Oz

    Dang! You all partied so much, the electricity went out!

  58. Chellie

    Yay! It’s good to be back, but where are all my “crappy” friends? I miss ya’ll!

  59. Chellie

    Oz, my man, what happened to you? I thought something was wrong w/my dang computer. I had the TFC DT”s!! :)

  60. Oz

    Somone find the light switch. Where is everybody? Chellie, is that you?

  61. Julie

    hello TFC friends!! Been busy all day, (my blond boyfriend, Jack Bauer, needed me) and I’ll be gone most of the day tomorrow too, but I’ll be thinkin’ of ya!!

  62. Chellie

    Julie, It was awful. No TFC since 1:30. Checked my email & when I went back to TFC, it was GONE. Life wasn’t the same. But at least I had my free cookie to eat while I was waiting. But at 130 calories per cookie, that made me even sadder!!! :(

  63. Chip

    Hiccup! Hey Maddog, another round for all of us here down here behind the bar…hiccup…

  64. Chip

    When I pulled that cord out of wall, did anything happen? Hic…hiccup…TFC got TKOed?

  65. Chellie

    Chip, Where did we leave Maddog & Wolf? I was supposed to be the Designated Driver!

  66. Chip

    Chellie, are we driving right now? OMG! I AM drunk!

  67. Chellie

    Chip, Oz was just here. Now where did we leave him? We’re losin’ friends right & left! Last time I go out with you guys! Just don’t YOU disappear!

  68. Chip

    I’m still here…I don’t want to lose you, either, ’cause you are the Designated Driver!

  69. Rose

    What happened to our TFC this afternoon/evening? Oz is right, you guys DID party awfully hard from the looks of it. Take it really easy tomorrow. Waking up may require more than a cup of coffee. ;-)

  70. Chellie

    Chip, It’s time for me to drop ya off at home. I took my nite-nite pill & it’s time for me to hit the sack. Gotta get my beauty rest & be ready for whatever Grimm has for us tomorrow. Oz, Wolf, Maddog, it was fun partying with you guys today. Goodnight all & see ya tomorrow!!!

  71. Oz

    Taxi!!! :-)

  72. Adrienne

    It’s been fun guys. Taking off to sunny FLA tomorrow. So I better catch a cab out of this party before I get too loopy. Gotta help my friend with her kids while her husband is out of town. A best friends work is never done. Sweet dreams all.

  73. I am the ONE

    Speaking of razors… has anyone tried the new razor sharpener thingamabobber on the tube? It advertises to be able to sharpen ANY razor. including disposables. any thoughts?
    lol Adrienne, I can take it also))) but, I don’t nag her, she is on my butt constantly. When you get here in Florida, stop by & say hello.
    As for my absence from pooperville, I actually have a life that requires my attention sometimes.
    Chellie, congrats on your victory over smoking. Stay the course… it will make you a better kisser)))

    om shanti

  74. Adrienne

    Hey One…I arrive bright and early 10:00 am. I’m leaving from Logan Airport in Boston. 7:00am flight. Gotta leave my house at 4:30am. Yuck!! Hopefully my insomnia will be raging and I’ll be good to go. Flying into West Palm but staying in Port St. Lucie. I’ll be checking in with you guys tomorrow when I touch down. Kinda nervous…mom was admitted into the hospital today…gall stones…ouch…docs still not letting us in on their game plan. But I digress. My brother will just have to take over and I’ll just to stalk them by cell phone while I’m away. Anyone had this problem or know someone who has?? I’m babbling…overtired.

  75. Adrienne

    BTW One…I’m glad we can have some good natured ribbing. ;)

  76. Julie

    how come I haven’t gotten a cookie yet :(

  77. lizard

    adrienne, my brother had to have his gallbladder removed this year and it was a piece of cake. three small cuts, one for the camera, one for the instruments, and one for the gas that they use to inflat the cavity so that they can look around without cutting you open. wasn’t able to hold done clear liquids the first day so i told him, when you can eat solids and the come out the other end they’ll let you go. sorry, gross i know, but that’s what happened. you can hardly see the scars. all my best to your mom and family.

  78. lizard

    missed out on the party today. see what happens when there is no adult supervision.

  79. Judy

    Chellie, Im in Aiken, SC about 2 hours SW of you! Stop in for a visit sometime!

  80. Chip

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *snoring loudly*

  81. John

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *snoring loudly

  82. Cheri

    My hubby really needs a new razor..I borrowed his and now it can never be used again..by a man..lol

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