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Digestive Advantage

October 7th, 2008

64 Responses to “Free Digestive Advantage Samples”

  1. Chellie

    ooooo. no tummy troubles here!

  2. Chellie

    is anyone sick because I’m 1st?

  3. Ham

    nasty

  4. Chellie

    was just kiddin’ man…now I’m sick …& cryin’ :(

  5. Mr.P

    Holy Crap i need this!

  6. jsvannorman

    Puts “TotallyFreeCrap.com” in a whole new light.

  7. chozn13

    Awwwww……what can I do to help Chellie?????? :(

  8. Pam

    I love this stuff!!! It really gets all of the gas out. I have to use it every day and it is very expensive.

  9. Oz

    I think it would take more than a spoonful of sugar to make this medicine go down.

  10. Chellie

    thanks chozn…I think you know what you can do ;)…checked mail & got vitamins & a potty training dvd yay! now I can potty train Wolf!! J/K big boy!!

  11. Fire Angel

    my mailbox got knocked down…i havent gotton mail in a week lol

  12. chozn13

    my mailman will rue the day he stold my crap……….revenge will be swift………lol

  13. dmom

    Nice freebie, I had a hard time deciding what my “problem” was. My mailman can keep this one!

  14. Judy

    IS keeping a watchful eye out for my postman….. havent gottn anything in a couple days.
    *huggs Chellie* Hams sorry honest. he didnt mean to be mean…. may hes just constipated and reallllly needs this to help him be his normal everyday self

  15. Pam

    If he’s constipated, this stuff will definately help!

  16. Chellie

    thanks for the hug Judy..and the laugh..I knew us peeps from SC are good folks!

  17. chozn13

    Oh how I miss Hilton Head…….. :(

  18. Chellie

    I grew up in Myrtle Beach…been to Hilton Head many times…it is gorgeous!! I love EVERYTHING about the SC coast! Charleston is a cool place, too.

  19. chozn13

    I was staioned in Savannah at the Army airfield by the mall so I used to go to Hilton Head religiously……

  20. Chellie

    Been to Savannah on vacation once..also a great place…stayed at an expensive place on the river! Was awesome!

  21. chozn13

    Yes…..I threw up into that river St. Patricks day of 2005……..oh the memories lol

  22. MamaM

    Is this freebie a jab at all of us ‘crappy’ people?

  23. Chellie

    chozn, isn’t that the river they dye green on St. Paddy’s Day? & were you drinking green beer? EEEWWW!! J/K :)

  24. Ham

    I mean the freebie was nasty, not Chellie!

  25. Ham

    Judy, I’m pretty regular. I can show ya any time.

  26. chozn13

    I was…..it was free with admission….drink and drown is never a good thing…..
    and yes they do dye it green so my contribution was not thoroughly appreciated lol

  27. Lynn

    My husband so needs something like this……………..If it come in the hard part will be getting him to take it….lol

  28. Chellie

    rofl..that’s funny…if I was there, I woulda held your hair back for you..or been laughing !!! ;)

  29. chozn13

    Very short hair…..military will do that to you….but funny story…..
    my glasses fell in the river…..not a good night……..I blame it on the turkey leg and funnel cakes……

  30. lizard

    chellie if chozn was enlisted at that time he would have any hair to hold. we could point and laugh though. lol. sorry chozn, you know i love ya.

  31. lizard

    digestive products, potty training kits, ……… grimm what are you trying to say?

  32. Chip

    Mr. Grimm knows that a true crapper needs this freebie…we are all full of it!

  33. Chellie

    i love ya too chozn…but if you were doing all that with a turkey leg… I’d laugh with lizard… & since there was no hair, I’d rub your back to make you feel better…sorry bout the glasses, though, what’d you do about that?

  34. chozn13

    had a spare in the car…….always have a back up plan.
    Military training at its finest……..although those frames cost me a lot lol.

  35. Judy

    OMG YALL ARE TOO FUNNY

  36. lizard

    chellie, he was already stumbling around blind so it was nothing new. we would just have to hold him up until we could get to the next bar.

  37. Chellie

    you’re right lizard…I’m just glad he didn’t go in after the glasses!

  38. Chellie

    we wouldn’t wanna ruin our cute outfits going in a nasty green river after chozn…he mighta thuoght we was at a wet t-shirt contest!

  39. Chellie

    oops..can’t spell thought…

  40. chozn13

    Almost did…don’t remember too much about that night but my friends proceeded to put me on a mechanical bull after that and enjoyed the different colors I turned……..
    there was video but it was destroyed in a freak bleach accident……lol

  41. chozn13

    Hey….did somebody say wet t-shirt contest??????
    Woooooooooooo Hoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I’m definitley judging if Chellie and lizard are contestants…………….. ;)

  42. lizard

    chelle, i would worry so much about the green river as i would about what chozn was dumping in there. ok chozn, as long as we get to do the same to you.

  43. Chellie

    I don’t believe that accident was a freak one…you were destroying evidence…I’d pay $ to see that video…me & lizard would pool our cash to see you on a mechanical bull!!

  44. lizard

    Chozn lives in tx now so he’s practically a cowboy as it is. come on chozn it’s only 8 seconds. me and chellie will cheer you on.

  45. Chellie

    YEEHAAAA cowboy! I’m lookin’ on youtube for that video, in case a copy survived the “freak accident”. lizard…what should we look under?…chozn & the mech.bull, or chozn’s bad day?

  46. lizard

    probably too many bad days it would be like finding a needle in a haystack. cross reference chozn, green river, puke, and bull. maybe one of his army buddies has a bootleg copy for sale. we could set up a link on tfc and every one could sit down a an agreed upon time with popcorn and have a viewing.

  47. Chellie

    oh that is a GREAT idea..come on chozn…give up those buddies’ phone numbers! lizard and I won’t be denied!!

  48. chozn13

    hahahaha….meanies…….lol
    I gotta go…..if you find that video let me know so I can contact my lawyer lol
    love ya guys
    :)

  49. lizard

    cops is on, love those men in uniforms. chozn, still have you fatigues and those black boots? i’m getting all tingly.

  50. lizard

    chellie, he’s running away. get him.

  51. Lori

    It was a great freebie day. I got my Carhardt hat, by tote bag and executive pen (really nice pen) and astroglide. I’m so excited about the pen, that my husband may get lucky with the astroglide!

  52. Chellie

    I will get him…men in ANY uniform turns me on……

  53. lizard

    whew hu!

  54. lizard

    lori, cha-ching. nice hall. i’m going to have to kick my roommate down stairs to check the mail. that’s her job; i got the garbage.

  55. Rory

    I could actually use this! Only two of the samples I’ve signed up for ever showed up. I hope this one actually does. I’ve been looking for something like this.

  56. Oz

    Hey Chozn! Just saw your post from yesterday. Toe is doing fine. Haven’t bumped it yet! Have just under two weeks to go before the pin is removed. My bother who’s in town said it looks like a shish kebab.

  57. Oz

    Lizard, I have a repitlian joke for ‘ya. Did you hear about the tortoise that fell in love with a German War War I helmet? Yep, died of a broken heart.

  58. lizard

    lol!

  59. lizard

    good to “see” ya oz.

  60. Oz

    Glad you go the joke Lizard!! There have been a few that went, “Huh?!”
    I laugh to this day `bout your “frog leg” come back! All laugh when thinkin’ of what you would do to a munchkin. :-)

  61. lizard

    been collecting the wizard of oz dolls from mcdonald’s for my god-daughter so i have two held hostage until i give them to her for xmas. still need the flower munchkin and the tin man if anyone has them.

  62. chozn13

    hi everybody……good to hear Oz…..yum, shishkebab….is is lunch yet? lol
    Yes Chellie and lizard, I do still have my uniform……we can play dress up anytime lol
    I will try and email you guys a pic of me reenlisting in Saudi Arabia from about 11 years ago…..be on the lookout :)

  63. I am the ONE

    Hi all,
    Nice return oz! For those of you who like men in uniform, does being a cub scout count? I am fairly fetching in my cubmaster uniform… I am one of the cubmasters for our pack.)))

    How does one (pun intended) get the smily faces?

  64. Leitha

    We got this sample today. Ad said it’s an 8 day supply, actually it’s only 6 days. It’s 8 pills, you have to take 2 on day one and two, then take 1 on days 3-6. That’s okay though, it comes with a $4.00 coupon that I’m going to use tomorrow to buy a box from walmart. It says less than $0.35 per day so I’m guessing a box is around $11. A small price to pay for my hubby to be able to eat ice cream and drink milk without getting sick, if it works.

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