OH CRAP. All my tomato plants died in this darn Florida Weather.
However after contacting the plant farm, They agreed to replace everyone free!
Now that’s what i call a free deal.
The teacher asks little Johnny “Four crows are sitting on a fence, The farmer shoots one how many crows are left?” Little Johnny says “None.” The teacher says “listen carefully, there are FOUR crows sitting on the fence the farmer shoots ONE, how many are left?” “None!” says Johnny. “How can that be?” Asks the teacher. “When the farmer shoots one the other crows fly away.” replies Johnny. The teacher smiles and says”That’s not the right answer but I like the way you think.” Johnny says, ” May I ask you a question? Three women are sitting in an ice cream parlor, one is licking, one is biting and one is sucking their ice cream cone, which one is married? The teacher says, “the one sucking I guess.” “No” says Johnny, “The one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think!”
12?? Hey Maddog, our chef/drummer boy made it to Austin Wed. nite & having a blast at the Chaos en tejas 4 day festival. Hope he’s in shape for the job search after that!! heehee
OK all Jersey, NY & PA folk come to Hackettstown Memorial Motor Madness 5/24.click on my name for details. Rain, rain stay away…..
busy busy boy Paul…… hopefully you don’t really use ANY of those lines…. of course, this one might actually work, especially considering our economic times “Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.” hahaha – then again you may just end up with one of those rejection phone #s. Hope everyone is enjoying this holiday weekend – remember our vets!
Paul, Thank you for your service. I come from a military family & married to a fine man with 22 yrs in the army now retired. God Bless all our Troops serving, those who have served & all the ones that have passed on! I’m proud of all our Guys & Gals. Happy Memorial Day to all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):)
Mornin’, Y’all!! Been at son’s baseball yesterday and again today. Paul, you are a HOOT!!
I, too, want to thank All of the service men and women, past, present and future who have given us their all with pride. There is never enough thanks for y’all! I just wish we could hug the ones that have gone before us and tell them, “Thank you so much.”
#24
Forever in our hearts, those who gave their all! What greater love is there than to lay down one’s life for a friend? Happy Memorial weekend to all you Brave and Free crapprville residents! Ooops, my true colors are showing (red, white and blue!)
bomb, just playing with you…guys. Semper Fidelis. To all Veterans, I salute you. Present Arms. Order Arms. :-)ing like I always do, SueQ! Enjoy this Sunday, SuperCrapperFriends!
Well said Burk!! Good Morning to you all!!! Rainy in Ga. may have to get a boat to travel in! LOL!!!!!!!!! Have a Wonderful Memorial Day with your family & friends and remember Our Troops Past, Present & the ones that sacrificed their lives. God Bless You all and Our Country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):):)
May 23rd, 2009 - 6:39 am
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May 23rd, 2009 - 8:06 am
OH CRAP. All my tomato plants died in this darn Florida Weather.
However after contacting the plant farm, They agreed to replace everyone free!
Now that’s what i call a free deal.
May 23rd, 2009 - 8:33 am
what? take a number?….hey chippy we needs to talk !
May 23rd, 2009 - 8:38 am
good morning all.
May 23rd, 2009 - 10:09 am
“11″ What’s Grimm up to? the tricky lil guy! :~D
May 23rd, 2009 - 10:14 am
The teacher asks little Johnny “Four crows are sitting on a fence, The farmer shoots one how many crows are left?” Little Johnny says “None.” The teacher says “listen carefully, there are FOUR crows sitting on the fence the farmer shoots ONE, how many are left?” “None!” says Johnny. “How can that be?” Asks the teacher. “When the farmer shoots one the other crows fly away.” replies Johnny. The teacher smiles and says”That’s not the right answer but I like the way you think.” Johnny says, ” May I ask you a question? Three women are sitting in an ice cream parlor, one is licking, one is biting and one is sucking their ice cream cone, which one is married? The teacher says, “the one sucking I guess.” “No” says Johnny, “The one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think!”
May 23rd, 2009 - 10:39 am
12?? Hey Maddog, our chef/drummer boy made it to Austin Wed. nite & having a blast at the Chaos en tejas 4 day festival. Hope he’s in shape for the job search after that!! heehee
OK all Jersey, NY & PA folk come to Hackettstown Memorial Motor Madness 5/24.click on my name for details. Rain, rain stay away…..
May 23rd, 2009 - 1:03 pm
hey bomb, the wrecking crew is here!
May 23rd, 2009 - 2:01 pm
what were you trying to say chippy? last nite, before your comment was pulled? hmmmmm????
May 23rd, 2009 - 2:05 pm
Pick up Lines
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less
beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
Did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You – “Did it hurt”. The other person will naturally say “Did what hurt?”, You – “When you fell from
heaven.”
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
May 23rd, 2009 - 3:04 pm
busy busy boy Paul…… hopefully you don’t really use ANY of those lines…. of course, this one might actually work, especially considering our economic times “Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.” hahaha – then again you may just end up with one of those rejection phone #s. Hope everyone is enjoying this holiday weekend – remember our vets!
May 23rd, 2009 - 4:41 pm
Yea, Happy memorial day from A vet with 32 years of service.
Resigned 2003.
Capt. N.A.T.O. Command
Ferris Barracks Germany
May 23rd, 2009 - 5:52 pm
Paul, Thank you for your service. I come from a military family & married to a fine man with 22 yrs in the army now retired. God Bless all our Troops serving, those who have served & all the ones that have passed on! I’m proud of all our Guys & Gals. Happy Memorial Day to all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):)
May 23rd, 2009 - 6:50 pm
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May 24th, 2009 - 2:52 am
Good morning.
May 24th, 2009 - 5:19 am
Good Morning! May the sun shine on you all!! :):)
May 24th, 2009 - 5:56 am
Mornin’, Y’all!! Been at son’s baseball yesterday and again today. Paul, you are a HOOT!!
I, too, want to thank All of the service men and women, past, present and future who have given us their all with pride. There is never enough thanks for y’all! I just wish we could hug the ones that have gone before us and tell them, “Thank you so much.”
#24
May 24th, 2009 - 7:29 am
Forever in our hearts, those who gave their all! What greater love is there than to lay down one’s life for a friend? Happy Memorial weekend to all you Brave and Free crapprville residents! Ooops, my true colors are showing (red, white and blue!)
May 24th, 2009 - 8:29 am
Blessed Sunday to Everyone! Keep :-) ing!
May 24th, 2009 - 2:14 pm
bomb, just playing with you…guys. Semper Fidelis. To all Veterans, I salute you. Present Arms. Order Arms. :-)ing like I always do, SueQ! Enjoy this Sunday, SuperCrapperFriends!
May 25th, 2009 - 4:01 am
Good morning all. Take some time to remember the true reason for this holiday and fly your flag.
May 25th, 2009 - 5:22 am
Well said Burk!! Good Morning to you all!!! Rainy in Ga. may have to get a boat to travel in! LOL!!!!!!!!! Have a Wonderful Memorial Day with your family & friends and remember Our Troops Past, Present & the ones that sacrificed their lives. God Bless You all and Our Country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):):)
June 20th, 2009 - 6:40 am
I received this last week. How do I get things into the ARRIVED section?