A dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play a practical joke their best friend on his wedding night.
“I’ll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he’s making love,” says the carpenter.
“I’ll hot wire his mattress so they’ll feel immense heat while making love,” says the electrician.
“Those are good ideas,” says the dentist. “But my contribution’s going to be a real surprise.”
The next day the new husband comes to the diner to meet his friends. He says “I congratulate you guys for making the bed heat up and collapse, but I’m gonna kill whichever one of you put Novocaine in the massage oil!”
Mornin’, Y’all! HAHAHA!! Makin’ me laugh! So early and y’all are sharp as a….a…..hmmmmm…(bright idea pops into Maddog’s head!)…sharp as a thorn on a rose bush! (HA…y’all thought it was going to be “knife”, didn’t you?) Loved the Novocaine joke, Paul!! Knew I hated dentists for a reason!!! Headin’ down to wacky Waco, TX for my son’s baseball tournament. Maybe pick up some wacky Waco waffles down yonder!
Sounds great, but alas… with the heat index at 110 degrees outside today and a heat advisory
for all the inland counties, heck, the whole state really…. it won’t be here! But if you could send some over, and help a girl out. That’d be great!
well i have no comment to all the cutting remarks about the knife…or is it cunning…see not so sharp today ….oohhh was that one? well i gave a laim stab at it…ding ding thats 2!! oh well ill cut it out…oh crap thats 3…ok later all….lol
“Happy Father’s Day”! Can someone please CUT me a slice of the Father’s Day cake. Let’s see those Big Ol :-)’s today Dad’s!!!! All others may :-) also!
Good Morning & Happy Father’s Day to all you dads!!! Hope you have a Great Day no matter now you slice it or how you dice it!!!!! Stay Cool!! First day of Summer too – Hot time summer in the city!! LOL!! :-):-)
June 20th, 2009 - 6:24 am
Now this is one sharp deal! :-)
June 20th, 2009 - 6:28 am
Morning Susie Q! It’s on the cutting edge for sure! :-)
June 20th, 2009 - 6:38 am
I’m going to take a stab at this deal.
June 20th, 2009 - 6:47 am
A dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play a practical joke their best friend on his wedding night.
“I’ll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he’s making love,” says the carpenter.
“I’ll hot wire his mattress so they’ll feel immense heat while making love,” says the electrician.
“Those are good ideas,” says the dentist. “But my contribution’s going to be a real surprise.”
The next day the new husband comes to the diner to meet his friends. He says “I congratulate you guys for making the bed heat up and collapse, but I’m gonna kill whichever one of you put Novocaine in the massage oil!”
June 20th, 2009 - 6:57 am
I hope it’s a cut above the rest :)
June 20th, 2009 - 7:00 am
Mornin’, Y’all! HAHAHA!! Makin’ me laugh! So early and y’all are sharp as a….a…..hmmmmm…(bright idea pops into Maddog’s head!)…sharp as a thorn on a rose bush! (HA…y’all thought it was going to be “knife”, didn’t you?) Loved the Novocaine joke, Paul!! Knew I hated dentists for a reason!!! Headin’ down to wacky Waco, TX for my son’s baseball tournament. Maybe pick up some wacky Waco waffles down yonder!
June 20th, 2009 - 7:09 am
This was a real cut up of a deal, I am going to have to sharpen my responses to keep up with ya’ll, if you get my point? Mmmm waffles….:~D
June 20th, 2009 - 8:22 am
Mornin’ Y’all….. Now all we need is free steaks. “Fire up the Grill!”
June 20th, 2009 - 8:27 am
Would that be gator steaks, gatorpaw? :-)
June 20th, 2009 - 9:18 am
Grilled gator tail is wonderful with BBQ sauce! Tastes like chicken! only better!
June 20th, 2009 - 9:38 am
Did someone say BBQ? Yummy!!!!!!!!! Bring it on !! Let’s have a cook-out!! :-)
June 20th, 2009 - 9:41 am
Enough of the cutting remarks!
June 20th, 2009 - 9:57 am
Sounds great, but alas… with the heat index at 110 degrees outside today and a heat advisory
for all the inland counties, heck, the whole state really…. it won’t be here! But if you could send some over, and help a girl out. That’d be great!
June 20th, 2009 - 10:24 am
Broken link??
June 20th, 2009 - 10:30 am
I got my free adult “dependale” ubderwear today I was so excited I had to change em right away! Oh well free is free!
June 20th, 2009 - 10:33 am
Wow, never new so many comedians.
June 20th, 2009 - 10:35 am
wow this knife is a slice of heaven ……………………(ok i tried) ha ha : )~
June 20th, 2009 - 10:41 am
David, got that last week. Yesterday coupon for candy bar came. Can you cut cheese with this knife?
June 20th, 2009 - 12:01 pm
Good question Burk, but I’ll bet you’ll at least be able to cut the mustard.
June 20th, 2009 - 1:25 pm
Cut it out yer killin me….LOL
June 20th, 2009 - 1:36 pm
No, that’s a 20-centimeter Henckels knife, but I AM happy to see you :~D
June 20th, 2009 - 2:56 pm
Hey Gatorpaw we could cook-out here but it’s just as HOT here as there!!!! LOL
June 20th, 2009 - 4:25 pm
I was feeling sorta edgy, but I get your point. (:o)
June 20th, 2009 - 5:38 pm
well i have no comment to all the cutting remarks about the knife…or is it cunning…see not so sharp today ….oohhh was that one? well i gave a laim stab at it…ding ding thats 2!! oh well ill cut it out…oh crap thats 3…ok later all….lol
June 21st, 2009 - 12:35 am
Sweet slice of life.
June 21st, 2009 - 3:08 am
Good morning. Think it may be dry today. Have a wonderful Father’s Day!
June 21st, 2009 - 3:36 am
Good morning….Happy Father’s Day!!!
June 21st, 2009 - 5:51 am
You can cut the tension in here. Happy Daddy’s day.
June 21st, 2009 - 6:17 am
Happy Day to all you DADS out there!
Now cut that out!
June 21st, 2009 - 6:21 am
“Happy Father’s Day”! Can someone please CUT me a slice of the Father’s Day cake. Let’s see those Big Ol :-)’s today Dad’s!!!! All others may :-) also!
June 21st, 2009 - 6:29 am
Good Morning & Happy Father’s Day to all you dads!!! Hope you have a Great Day no matter now you slice it or how you dice it!!!!! Stay Cool!! First day of Summer too – Hot time summer in the city!! LOL!! :-):-)
June 21st, 2009 - 6:31 am
Happy Father’s Day to all you great dad’s out there. We mom’s couldn’t have done it without you. Love y’all. :)
June 23rd, 2009 - 8:11 pm
and who says you guys and gals don’t have sharp wits?
August 27th, 2009 - 7:52 am
Dead Site!