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34 Responses to “Free Knife”

  1. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    Now this is one sharp deal! :-)

  2. Anne

    Morning Susie Q! It’s on the cutting edge for sure! :-)

  3. Paul

    I’m going to take a stab at this deal.

  4. Paul

    A dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play a practical joke their best friend on his wedding night.

    “I’ll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he’s making love,” says the carpenter.

    “I’ll hot wire his mattress so they’ll feel immense heat while making love,” says the electrician.

    “Those are good ideas,” says the dentist. “But my contribution’s going to be a real surprise.”

    The next day the new husband comes to the diner to meet his friends. He says “I congratulate you guys for making the bed heat up and collapse, but I’m gonna kill whichever one of you put Novocaine in the massage oil!”

  5. cathy

    I hope it’s a cut above the rest :)

  6. Maddog

    Mornin’, Y’all! HAHAHA!! Makin’ me laugh! So early and y’all are sharp as a….a…..hmmmmm…(bright idea pops into Maddog’s head!)…sharp as a thorn on a rose bush! (HA…y’all thought it was going to be “knife”, didn’t you?) Loved the Novocaine joke, Paul!! Knew I hated dentists for a reason!!! Headin’ down to wacky Waco, TX for my son’s baseball tournament. Maybe pick up some wacky Waco waffles down yonder!

  7. David

    This was a real cut up of a deal, I am going to have to sharpen my responses to keep up with ya’ll, if you get my point? Mmmm waffles….:~D

  8. gatorpaw

    Mornin’ Y’all….. Now all we need is free steaks. “Fire up the Grill!”

  9. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    Would that be gator steaks, gatorpaw? :-)

  10. gatorpaw

    Grilled gator tail is wonderful with BBQ sauce! Tastes like chicken! only better!

  11. Anne

    Did someone say BBQ? Yummy!!!!!!!!! Bring it on !! Let’s have a cook-out!! :-)

  12. Hennypenny

    Enough of the cutting remarks!

  13. gatorpaw

    Sounds great, but alas… with the heat index at 110 degrees outside today and a heat advisory
    for all the inland counties, heck, the whole state really…. it won’t be here! But if you could send some over, and help a girl out. That’d be great!

  14. jeania

    Broken link??

  15. David

    I got my free adult “dependale” ubderwear today I was so excited I had to change em right away! Oh well free is free!

  16. Bones

    Wow, never new so many comedians.

  17. Joe Blow

    wow this knife is a slice of heaven ……………………(ok i tried) ha ha : )~

  18. Burk

    David, got that last week. Yesterday coupon for candy bar came. Can you cut cheese with this knife?

  19. gatorpaw

    Good question Burk, but I’ll bet you’ll at least be able to cut the mustard.

  20. David

    Cut it out yer killin me….LOL

  21. David

    No, that’s a 20-centimeter Henckels knife, but I AM happy to see you :~D

  22. Anne

    Hey Gatorpaw we could cook-out here but it’s just as HOT here as there!!!! LOL

  23. Chip

    I was feeling sorta edgy, but I get your point. (:o)

  24. copequ

    well i have no comment to all the cutting remarks about the knife…or is it cunning…see not so sharp today ….oohhh was that one? well i gave a laim stab at it…ding ding thats 2!! oh well ill cut it out…oh crap thats 3…ok later all….lol

  25. Deborah

    Sweet slice of life.

  26. Burk

    Good morning. Think it may be dry today. Have a wonderful Father’s Day!

  27. Sheyenne

    Good morning….Happy Father’s Day!!!

  28. Paul

    You can cut the tension in here. Happy Daddy’s day.

  29. gatorpaw

    Happy Day to all you DADS out there!
    Now cut that out!

  30. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    “Happy Father’s Day”! Can someone please CUT me a slice of the Father’s Day cake. Let’s see those Big Ol :-)’s today Dad’s!!!! All others may :-) also!

  31. Anne

    Good Morning & Happy Father’s Day to all you dads!!! Hope you have a Great Day no matter now you slice it or how you dice it!!!!! Stay Cool!! First day of Summer too – Hot time summer in the city!! LOL!! :-):-)

  32. Julie

    Happy Father’s Day to all you great dad’s out there. We mom’s couldn’t have done it without you. Love y’all. :)

  33. Daniel

    and who says you guys and gals don’t have sharp wits?

  34. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    Dead Site!

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