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  1. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    Eat your veggies with a :-)!

  2. J

    SusieQ – you are so right!! Happy day all.

  3. CMDR_Dave

    just to throw me off, heh! in for 1!

  4. CMDR_Dave

    this item “conveniently” shows up as I try to post first to the other one…sneaky! conspiracy!

  5. J

    Well CMDR Dave – at least you get Kudos for #1 on the “Farm” post :-))

  6. CMDR_Dave

    I feel like the “king of the world” as I stand atop my desk like Leo in Titanic

  7. J

    Well, if you’re Leo as Jack aka CMDR Dave then I must be Kate as Rose aka J….. ’cause it seems like there’s no one else in Crapperville today on either post. A little scary really. Hellllooooo, where
    is everyone???

  8. CMDR_Dave

    they must be “biting” their tongues?

  9. Burk

    J, don’t you get it cmdr dave, doesn’t like MayorSusieQ.

  10. misaljo

    Is anyone else old enough to remember Mulligan Stew from the 70s? It was a cartoon that taught us how to eat well and exercise. It was fantastic. I loved it.

  11. CMDR_Dave

    Never said that Burk, never will…that’s being “ugly” to some. I have simply made statements in the past that haven’t been agreed upon and were responded to in a “not so nice” way for which I had to defend myself.

  12. Burk

    Beg to differ cmdr dave, your name on previous occasions has led to sites that say “i hate susieq”.

  13. Joe Blow

    wow things are getting “heavy” in here and bomb and i didnt even start it ! woohoooo….

  14. CMDR_Dave

    that may have been an error on my part, but still, never “said” it nor will I. my apologies.

  15. Joe Blow

    Hey chipper where are ya ????

  16. Burk

    You’re “right” dave, you never “said” it.

  17. Joe Blow

    “said” you guys are killin me over here..ha ha ha…

  18. CMDR_Dave

    I “hear” ya ;-)

  19. Coolcat

    You guys are a riot this morning! :~)

  20. Anne

    Why can’t we all just get along?? Give peace a chance!!!! Life is way to short for such petty little digs about others. Don’t Worry, Be Happy!!! Now Smile & let’s all get along :0):0)

  21. Joe Blow

    what “fun” is that Anne ? : )~

  22. bomb

    who?…what is this talk about impeaching the mayor???? im in for one! ha i kid ! wink

  23. Joe Blow

    and then ill over throw dave and be the new mayor of crap ! wooohooooo

  24. bomb

    you mean co-mayor ha!

  25. matt

    Take a suck pill and chill out!

  26. Joe Blow

    ha.!.whats a “suck” pill ? and calm down matt dont get so excited..not that serious…ppffsst

  27. CMDR_Dave

    Assistant “to” the Mayor…hehe

  28. Wolf

    Chellie, Fire Angel, Maddog, I am the ONE, Off road, Judy, Grimm, Cheyenne, everyone!!! Hurry Hurry !! I have the popcorn and lawn chairs set up!! Looks like Blow & Bomb The ORIGINAL mayor and court jester of Pooperville – you decide which is which because they switched on the hour) are about to take it back !! This could be a GOOD show…best in a long time!

  29. Joe Blow

    ha ha wolf..you better hurry because tickets are going fast !

  30. bomb

    tickets!!! what tickets? im in for one ha! thats for you dave! ha

  31. bomb

    ps. wolf where ya been ??????

  32. Coolcat

    ….and its not even a full moon……..

  33. Stephanie

    you guys are always fighting?

  34. matt

    I’M HENRY THE VIII, I AM

    I’m Henry The Eighth, I am!
    Henry The Eighth I am, I am!
    I got married to the widow next door
    She’s been married seven times before
    And every one was an Henry (Henry)
    She wouldn’t have a Willie or a Sam (no Sam)
    I’m her eighth old man, I’m Henry
    Henry The Eighth I am!

    Second verse, same as the first!

    I’m Henry The Eighth, I am!
    Henry The Eighth I am, I am!
    I got married to the widow next door
    She’s been married seven times before
    And every one was an Henry (Henry)
    She wouldn’t have a Willie or a Sam (no Sam)
    I’m her eighth old man, I’m Henry
    Henry The Eighth I am!

    I’m Henry The Eighth, I am!
    Henry The Eighth I am, I am!
    I got married to the widow next door
    She’s been married seven times before
    And every one was an Henry (Henry)
    She wouldn’t have a Willie or a Sam (no Sam)
    I’m her eighth old man, I’m Henry
    Henry The Eighth I am!

    H – E – N – R – Y
    Henry (Henry)
    Henry (Henry)
    Henry The Eighth I am, I am!
    Henry The Eighth I am!

    Yeah!

  35. Coolcat

    Stephanie— no worries! It’s just good natured banter.

  36. Coolcat

    GEEZE……except Matt ! I don’t know whats up with him! LOL :~)

  37. matt

    Hey there goes one (BANG!)
    Hey you shot my cow!

    It’s the second week of deer camp
    I got a swollen head
    I’m lying with the dustballs
    Underneath the bed
    An icy breeze is blowing
    Into the tongue and groove
    My pants are frozen to the floor
    And I’m too sick to move
    I didn’t drink so many
    Just thirty cans of beer
    It musta been that last shot
    That put me under here

    CHORUS
    It’s the second week of deer camp
    And all the guys are here
    We drink, play cards and shoot the bull
    But never shoot no deer
    The only time we leave the camp
    Is when we go for beer
    The second week of deer camp
    Is the greatest time of year

    I remember playing poker
    That weasel must’ve won
    He’s wearing my new swampers
    And sleeping with my gun
    He’s snoring like a chainsaw
    The camp smells like a dump
    Someone’s dirty underwear
    Is hanging on the pump

    Mickey’s in the woodbox
    Weener’s on the stove
    His flannel shirt is smoking (sniff)
    I wonder if he knows (YEOW!)

    CHORUS

    Beadle’s crawling through the door
    I think he got frostbite
    He passed out in the outhouse
    And he’s been there since last night
    Goofus stumbled through the door
    He says he got a buck
    He was coming from the wayside
    And hit it with his truck
    Musty cracked a beer and said
    It’s time to celebrate
    Goofus got the first buck
    Since 1968

  38. bomb

    matty is ok in my book!

  39. Coolcat

    OK Matt– that was a lot better than Henry the VIII. :~)

  40. Joe Blow

    matt has alot of free time on his hands or maybe no friends ? whats up with that noise ?

  41. Joe Blow

    CoolCat your comments always crack me up, your to funny ! : )~

  42. Joe Blow

    Hey Bomb- ZING ! HA !!!

  43. bomb

    hey blow you running for mayor???? hahaha !

  44. bomb

    and dont think i didnt catch that blow!

  45. matt

    How come youre always such a fussy young man?
    Dont want no captain crunch, dont want no raison bran
    Well, dont you know that other kids are starving in japan
    So eat it, just eat it

    Dont want to argue, I dont want to debate
    Dont want to hear about what kind of food you hate
    You wont get no dessert till you clean off your plate
    So eat it

    Dont you tell me youre full
    Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
    Get yourself an egg and beat it
    Have some more chicken, have some more pie
    It doesnt matter if its boiled or fried
    Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
    Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

    Your table manners are some cryin shame
    Youre playin with your food, this aint some kind of game
    Now, if you starve to death, youll just have yourself to blame
    So eat it, just eat it

    You better listen, better do what youre told
    You havent even touched your tuna casserole
    You better chow down or its gonna get cold
    So eat it

    I dont care if youre full
    Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
    Open up your mouth and feed it
    Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
    It doesnt matter it its fresh or tanned
    Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
    Dont you make me repeate it
    Have a banana, have a whole bunch
    It doesnt matter what you had for lunch
    Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
    Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

    Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
    If its gettin cold, reheat it
    Have a big dinner, have a light snack
    If you dont like it, you cant send it back
    Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
    Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
    Have some more chicken, have some more pie
    It doesnt matter if its boiled or fried
    Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
    Dont you make me repeat it (oh no)
    Have a banana, have a whole bunch
    It doesnt matter what you had for lunch
    Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

  46. Coolcat

    Thanks Joe blow! And I like your devilish smiley face! :~)

  47. David

    Weight loss? If I lose anymore weight I’ll be in mortal danger of falling through the cracks in the linoleum! People are starting to call me Lindsay Lohan, if I stand sideways and stick out my tongue I look like a zipper, weight loss indeed! :~D

  48. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    Hoping for better days ahead! LOL! Would like to cancel this one for sure! LOL!

  49. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    Matter of fact, since I am the Mayor of Crapperville, I official cancel it! LOL! That is until you are elected officially Joe Blow! LOL! Or Bomb! LOL!

  50. Coolcat

    LOL :~)

  51. Chip

    Yo, Joe Blow…here I am! I was just waiting for you to help me with my mascara (stage thing.) Things got kinda’ heated up while I was in the attic today. I was REALLY HOT TODAY, TOO! Chill out, guys…it’s cooler! Did Mayor SueQ get impeached today? Wowza! Zang! Aha! Gnarly, kids!

  52. bomb

    can we elect ourselves like you did sue???

  53. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    I didn’t elect myself , bomb! But you can try it! No I’m still hear Chip! Gonna take more than this crew! LOL!

  54. Chip

    President Chip here, bomb. Howzabout Master Sergeant b-bomb? Sounds good, eh?

  55. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    MAKE NICE KIDS! :-)

  56. Chip

    Fit be hittin the Shan here at TFC! What’s going on? Is it the heat? Back to school quivers? Darn! 8*(

  57. President Chip

    I pardon everyone, and declare a Peace Treaty! Right on! Zang! Aha!

  58. President Chip

    I pardon everyone, and declare a Peace Treaty! Right on! Zang! Aha! *President Chip has spoken*

  59. Chip

    I pardon everyone, and declare a Peace Treaty! Right on! Zang! Aha! *President Chip has spoken*

  60. Daniel

    Actually I really AM DANIEL the 8th. My family had this really long ongoing thing. So my son is the 9th. What a curse I know. But I get to sing :

    I’m Daniel the 8th I am >>>>>

  61. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    Might that be King Daniel the 8th! :-)

  62. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    Right on track there, President Chip! :-)

  63. Chip

    Absolutely, Mayor SueQ. I callzem as I seezum! 8*)

  64. President Chip

    Anyone hungry for tacos? 8 *)

  65. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    WOW, just price a full suit of armor, that stuff doesn’t come cheap. LOL! Guess I’ll just keep my old suit. LOL! Still works fine! TOUGH STUFF!!!!! :-)

  66. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    Hey Chip, how did they get up on the horses in that stuff? A lift? LOL!

  67. President Chip

    Hey, Mayor, “I’m “baked”, “not fried” like some chips! LOL!

  68. Chip

    Actually, I think someone “stepped in the horses”, if you get my lift! LOL!

  69. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    LOL! Yep I get it! But, do I want to keep it? LOL!

  70. Chip

    And your old suit of armor suits you fine. (I just happen to enjoy your birthday suit just as much! Oh, my! LOL!) : * D

  71. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    LOL! Chip! I just love you! Pleasant Dreams Sweet Prince! Until the morrow! :-)

  72. Chip

    Sleep with the Angels, SueQ. Good night and ’til the morrow doth bringeth a fresh day to live… 8 * )

  73. Chip

    I do so love you, too! Nighty night! 8 * )

  74. CMDR_Dave

    wow, busy day!

  75. bomb

    what fun aye dave?!

  76. Chip

    maybe too much fun, aye bomb?!

  77. Coolcat

    CMDR Dave–sure hope you got a chance to check out Darn Free today! :~)

  78. Coolcat

    OH YEAH CMDR….According to one of the many ‘rants’ on the other site, we are supposedly married!! Nice to meet you! Isn’t that a hoot? LOL & Laughing at more than this day for sure! ;~)

  79. J

    Night all!!!

  80. Burk

    Good morning! And congrats to all the new title holders.

  81. Anne

    Good Morning!! Hope this will be a peaceful day for EVERYONE!! Let’s remember what this site is all about. Have a HAPPY Thursday :0) :)~

  82. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    Another new day, something to :-) about! Good Day Everyone! :-)

  83. bomb

    chip, you know how this works, everyone takes the heat at some point…. everyone. its a deal or no deal situation! 95% of this bunch have a sense of humor and its all in fun. having read “darn free” makes me realize that this comment part is way more important to some…… i had no idea! but that’s how we roll!!!!!

  84. gatorpaw

    Morning Crappers! Looks like I missed a big day yesterday, being a bit under the weather, but today is another day and everything is looking good! Make it a great day everyone!

  85. Anne

    Good morning Gatorpaw! Sorry you’ve been under the weather. Glad to see ya back & feeling better!! :0)

  86. Chip

    Yea, bomb, you’re right. Well said. That’s how we roll!!!!!

  87. Wolf

    Hi Bomb…where’s the “B” be?
    You asked where I’ve been…I check in long enough request a free-bee then leave. I appreciate Grimm and what he’s set up[ here and at Darn Free.
    I called on a lot of the gang to come join me and watch the cats fight because I know most don’t bother to even look here anymore. “LOL” does not make a nasty, cutting statement a joke. Looking back in these comment section and the Darn sections and folks have made it a place to spit on one another, not tease. Things taken wrong are not corrected and apologized for like it used to be; grudges are carried over….
    What was once bugs bunny and daffy duck banter has become the Hatfields and McCoys….

  88. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    TFC Facebook is the place ya otta be! A lot of the old gang are there and we have a blast! :-) Fun Fun Fun til her daddy to the T-Bird away! :-)

  89. bomb

    wolf, lost my “b” in an accident! you’re doing the right thing…for you! you been around long enough to know how it is here. it’s only personal if you make/take it personal…thus the deal or no deal.trust me, grimm is NOT asleep at the wheel! wink!

  90. Wolf

    I remember that accident….
    I’d ask if you are, finally, 100%, but I figured you never were before!
    Hey Doc, will I ever be able to play the violin!!????

  91. bomb

    awww wolf you know me so well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WhOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  92. CMDR_Dave

    Thanks for the “heads up” Coolcat…very interesting convo over there…pride is the hardest pill to swallow sometimes eh? :-)

  93. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    Hit the jack pot again today! Blueberry pomegranate Total cereal, Febreze Freshness, and a sample of Splenda! Not thats what it’s all about ! LOL!

  94. Anne

    You did hit the jackpot Susie Q. My mailman left me an empty mailbox!! LOL!!

  95. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    I’m always willing to share Anne! LOL! Meant to say, Now thats what it’s all about! LOL! :-)

  96. J

    No TFC for a while now. 8>( …… still waiting on the stuff you just got SQ…. alas, perhaps today the mailbox will overflow with TFC… I shall wait patiently and be filled with joy once they begin to arrive.
    Have a great day all – filled with lots of 8>))))’s.

  97. J

    Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem.
    – W. Somerset Maugham

  98. David

    I hope my mail will bring me more TFC today, I’ll look but won’t give up if nothing is there! I hope I find something to smile about with my friends today as well… :~D

  99. CMDR_Dave

    I concur with Dave

  100. Anne

    Thanks for wanting to share Susie Q!! Who knows I might hit the jackpot tomorrow. I did get the Active 3 Body wash for my main squeeze yesterday..Sometimes they come in one at a time & other times they come in lots!!!! Hey David smiles coming your way :0):0) from Ga. Hey J may ya get lots of freebies today!! :0)

  101. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    Sometimes they take a while, but for the most part it all shows up! Lovin it all! :-)

  102. CMDR_Dave

    denied…by who…oh yes, the “moderator”…lol :-)

  103. Chellie

    I’m still around Wolfie, just not as much as I used to be. Just usually grab my freebie and go though. My boys keep me busy, busy lately. I haven’t forgotten about anyone though, and do hear from SusieQ often….

  104. Burk

    100 comments, been a long time since we hit that mark I think.

  105. Wolf

    Took a lunch break and found my HOT lil’ Chillie !!
    Say hey to Fire Angle if you see her too, and Lizard…dear Lizard…

  106. Me

    old gang? tonto? crispy critter? “duh”lilah?………… hmmmm

  107. matt

    Free crap!

  108. matt

    I get knocked down but I get up again
    You’re never going to keep me down
    I get knocked down but I get up again
    You’re never going to keep me down
    I get knocked down but I get up again
    You’re never going to keep me down

    Pissing the night away
    Pissing the night away

    He drinks a whisky drink
    He drinks a vodka drink
    He drinks a lager drink
    He drinks a cider drink
    He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
    He sings the songs that remind him of the better times:

    “Oh Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy…”

    I get knocked down but I get up again
    You’re never going to keep me down
    I get knocked down but I get up again
    You’re never going to keep me down
    I get knocked down but I get up again
    You’re never going to keep me down

    Pissing the night away
    Pissing the night away

    He drinks a whisky drink

    “Don’t cry for me, next door neighbour…”

    I get knocked down but I get up again
    You’re never going to keep me down
    I get knocked down but I get up again
    You’re never going to keep me down
    I get knocked down but I get up again
    You’re never going to keep me down

  109. Joe Blow

    can someone please turn off this guy ? : )~

  110. bomb

    not sure that blow, but know of SOMEONE who could turn him on! ha

  111. Joe Blow

    well it’s not me ….lol….must be you ….and or chipper ! double ZING…… : )~ dont make me sick coolcat on you cuz her/his name should be “hellfirecat” ha ha …..

  112. bomb

    well its not me either!!!! chip ? any comment on that? (92 to go)

  113. matt

    Knock me over rover. HAHA

  114. CMDR_Dave

    I concur with Joe…lol

  115. Joe Blow

    thanks cmdr dave…p.s. what does cmdr stand for ?

  116. Coolcat

    Joe- got that right! ;~)

  117. matt

    CMDR = Idiot

  118. Joe Blow

    it does ? : )~

  119. Chip

    Uh, er, uh…what? No comment, b-bomb… *Chip is speachless*

  120. CMDR_Dave

    it’s Commander…not what matt said. Again, more “not nice”ness…where’s that moderator?! :-)

  121. Coolcat

    I concur with the Commander……keep it nice Matt! :~)

  122. CMDR_Dave

    :-)

  123. bomb

    shhh. i want to be the last to post here! dont tell anyone wink!

  124. Chip

    move your elbow, bomb…you’re crushin’ my n… ouch wink!

  125. CMDR_Dave

    denied

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