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57 Responses to “Free Wood Wise Kit”

  1. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    Have a wood der ful day ! :-)

  2. Chip

    You, too, SueQ! 8*)

  3. Grimm

    Good Day Everyone!
    There are about 1000 free items on this site.
    However some do not work any longer.
    If you would all help me find them.
    I would greatly appreciate it.
    Just comment on the item.
    Say “Dead Link”.
    or something.
    You Rock.
    Thanks.
    :)

  4. Chip

    Aye aye, Cap’n!

  5. crispycritter

    GOOD MORNING one and all…. So good to “see” the same wonderful folks are still keeping it all together…. Hope all is well with everyone.. Remember, without love in the dream, it’ll never come true….. Have a safe, wonderful, blessed day.

  6. matt

    Maine is all trees. What wood i do with this video?

  7. bomb

    got wood?

  8. Anne

    Good Morning ya’ll !!!! Hope everyone has a great day. Will do Grimmster! :0)

  9. CMDR_Dave

    bomb, I was thinking the same thing…lol

    In for 1! :-)

  10. Maddog

    Mornin’, Y’all!
    Hey, Bomb! WOOD this be a story about Chip’s ancestors?? You know, he IS a chip off the ol’ block!

    Grimm, my wife says I don’t “work” anymore. Does this mean that you’ll be givin’ me the ol’ cowboy boot?

  11. Mayor SusieQ :-)

    Todays mail brought, A sample of Scope Outlast, Oral B Floss Pic, and Crest sample. That should keep the :-) bright!
    And from Huggies pull up, $12.00 in coupons off! Good for the Grand babies! :-)

  12. David

    Good HAUL SusieQ I hope there’s something in my mail today
    I’ll LOG onto this site WOODn’t you know, I may not be able to see the TREES for the FOREST so it is possible I’ll LEAF this one alone. I’ll ask Mr. WOODchuck if he thinks he could! Does this strike a CORD with anyone? I think this must be a SPLINTER group for the National FOREST assoc. I had better stop or someone may wish I was in a PINE BOX!
    :~D

  13. Maddog

    Hmmm, David, let’s say we take a little “trip” ’round back. Nevermind that .45 Colt in my back pocket. It’s for…aaaaa…ummmm…shootin’ rabid rabbits. Yeah…that’s it. C’mon!

  14. Coolcat

    Gatorpaw- I got my “ugly” Shower curtain hooks along with the Janet Leigh “Psycho” shower curtain liner. Very funny! You might say it’s a scream…………:~)

  15. Joe Blow

    Hey c/c did you know when you get a new shower curtain you should leave it outside for a day or two because that smell is bad for your lungs and liver ? yeah true story…and i love that smell and i herd that news on “the doctors” the other day …..ug….cough cough…

  16. bomb

    ok you heard it…everyone to blows house to smell his shower curtain! or is that c/c’s house???

  17. gatorpaw

    Hi Crappers!
    Hey Coolcat, that’s great! But I didn’t say the HOOKS were ugly, just the curtains. LOL
    The hooks looked just fine, especially compared to the ones I have now. Did you have to buy a curtain to get the free hooks?… hope not!

  18. Joe Blow

    no bomb, to c/c ’s house we shall go..lol…you bring the crunchy pizza pie.. : )~

  19. Coolcat

    Gator- I only got the free hooks because I bought the curtain. OH NO JOE! I didn’t do that & leave it outside for a day…..oh no…..hack……hack….I’m coughing up a fur ball……:~0

  20. Maddog

    Hey, if we’re off to Coolcat’s house to smell her shower curtain to get lung and liver disease, I’m bringin’ some Marlboro cigs and some Shiner Bock from Shiner, TX. We might as well really kill the lungs and liver… AND have a smile on our faces!
    That WAS interesting though, Blow! They DO smell terribly!
    Let’s see, we have a mayor. We have a CMDR. We have a Wolf (wherever Wolf is these days). We have a Bomb (probably a stink bomb). We have a Crispycritter, whatever that is. We have a dog gone mad (moi). Now, we have a “Medical Information Senior Specialist” (M.I.S.S.) with M.I.S.S. Blow!! This is starting to look like a real community!

  21. Maddog

    Can we all sing? Let’s all sing now…together! Ah one-a and a two-a and a three-a…..
    Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa stole my road kill pizza……

  22. CMDR_Dave

    and I shoulda been gone…

  23. Maddog

    And you would have missed all this crap goin’ ons, CMDR!

  24. matt

    How much can a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck could chuck wood?????
    Who cares, Chuck me a log cabin or I’ll smash your Dam brains in,Gut you like a rabbit and fry yo butt in a pan you wittle bassid!

  25. Coolcat

    (cmdr)- …..after all your words of steel…
    oh- I must have been a dreamer……
    and I must’ve been someone else…

  26. Coolcat

    Maddog- Cmdr doesn’t miss too much. (They are lyrics from a Journey song) Did you get my house email? :~)

  27. Ginabug

    Maddog, don’t forget the Bug, please. People are always forgetting the bug. :(

  28. copequ

    ok so i wake up to see wood? i could have rolled over and looked at the hubby to see that…lol have a good day!!

  29. Joe Blow

    ha !!! copequ …your dity little dicens..lol…and maddog “MISS” joe blow i dont think soooo…now go grab a bone and go lay down like a good dog….ats a goood boyyyyyy, yeesssssss it isssssss..he’s a goood boyyyy…… yessss heeee isssssss : )~

  30. Joe Blow

    Hey how did grimm do that with his sentence ? i wanna do that !

  31. Chip

    Hey, Joe Blow, good to hear from you, sir. How have you been?
    It’s nice to know Ol’ Maddog is thinkin’ ’bout me,
    ’cause bein’ a chip-off-the-old-block is,
    what I like to call, just being me.
    Hey, bomb, I think I’ll just
    knock on wood for
    good luck! :)

  32. bomb

    impressive chip……… impressive!

  33. matt

    i
    don’t
    know about today.

  34. matt

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  35. Chip

    Wooden shoe know, matt!

  36. Chip

    thanks, b-bomb………thanks!

  37. CMDR_Dave

    Coolcat doesn’t miss much either…nice! :-)

  38. Maddog

    Mornin’, Y’all! Gave me a good mornin’ laugh, Blow!! (snicker snicker)!!
    Hey, Coolcat! Yup, I got yer email and responded. Hope ya got it. One more thing I thought of while I was out runnin’ this mornin’ in the beautiful TEXAS weather…
    Get a house inspector for various stages of your build. My wife strongly suggests that everyone considering a home should get an inspector. Especially on new builds. You wouldn’t believe how many things are skipped over! Well worth the money. It doesn’t bother the builder to get the problems fixed if they are caught early enough because he has the subs come back and fix it for free or they don’t get any more contracts with the builder. Something else to think about (as if you needed something else).

  39. Maddog

    Oh, and I put that out here in Crapperville about the inspector so everyone who is considering or knows of someone considering a home to know about that!

  40. Joe Blow

    so much wasted talent matt ! lol

  41. David

    I see we are still lost in the woods! Ah well have a free and happy day! Nice tree Matt,, and Maddog I don’t trust anybody with a shed!
    :~D

  42. CMDR_Dave

    WWWWWWWW WWW WWWWWWWWW
    WWWWWWWW WWW W . WWW
    WWWWWWWW WWW W WWW
    WWWWWWWW WWW WW WWW
    WWWWWWWW WWW WWW
    WWWWWWWW WWW WWW
    WWWWWWWW WWW
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  43. Maddog

    Ummmm…CMDR Dave…I…uhhh…well, to be tactful…I don’t get it. Wasit???

  44. Maddog

    Blow, Matt has WAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY too much time on his hands!! Quite the tallented dude he is!

  45. bomb

    matt sure does have alot of time on his hands…not like the commander at all ! dig it dave!

  46. Joe Blow

    well matt’s “art” is better then his songs ! no offence matty.. : )

  47. matt

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  48. Coolcat

    CMDR- are you just trying to make a small point?? :~)

  49. Coolcat

    Maddog- Again thank you so much! I will do just that! :~)

  50. CMDR_Dave

    :-)

    Was trying to put up my company logo as shown on our as400 logon screen, yes we still use green screens!

    It’s a big W, just didn’t translate as expected.

    Cheers! :-)

  51. gatorpaw

    Hey everyone!

  52. matt

    WWW WW WWW
    W W W
    W WW W
    W WWW W
    WW WW
    WWW
    . W.

  53. Chip

    The kids are havin’ fun! 8*)

  54. misaljo

    I “wood” be very “wise” to get this freebie. LOL

  55. bomb

    last!

  56. CMDR_Dave

    nope

  57. Ginabug

    You neither!

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