Thank you, Anne! This 24oz. can of Budweiser that I’m sipping on right now is smelling pretty sweet, too! LOL! I’m starting the three day/Labor Day weekend this very moment! Hope you’re having fun also, Anne Baby! Rock out! 8*)
Morning Everyone!!!!! Smiles to you all :):):) I got my stickers yesterday too Mayor Q. Will be doing the same Chipster!! Enjoy the day & seize the moment. Stay safe!! :0)
Well Obama went down to Capitol Hall and he was looking for a bank or car manufacturer to steal
He was blind and out of his mind but willing to make a deal
When he come upon this illegal alien pushing a Taco cart and said boy let me tell you what
I guess you didn’t know it but I’m an illegal alien too and if you care to take a dare I’ll make a Marxist out of you!
Now you can steal American jobs pretty good ole boy but give Obama his due
I bet this government health care will steal your soul and make a Communist dependant out of you
The illegal said my names Juan and it might be a sin
But I’ll take your government health care and screw American taxpayers again
Juan fire up your Taco cart and push it really hard
Because hells broke loose in Washington D.C. an Obama’s the joker card
If you win you get to keep your job but if you lose Obama owns your soul
Obama opened up his bag of tricks and lies flew from his finger tips as his Pinocchio nose began to grow
And he told some lies about his health care plan and made an evil hiss then a band of demonic liberals joined in and it sounded something like this
(Insert Evil Music here)
When Obama finished Juan said you’re pretty evil old Commie
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how an illegal alien gets it done
Fire at the town halls run Dems run
Obama’s in the White House America’s done
The voters are starting to gnash their teeth
The Democratic Parties on the old ash heap
(Insert rippin music here)
Obama bowed his head cause he knew that he’d been beat
And he laid his shoddy health care scam on the ground at Juan’s feet
Juan said just come on back if you ever wanna try again
Because people don’t want communism all they want is to be a free
Hey! I AM AWAKE this morning! Blow, you and bomb put the $1000 dollars back into my wallet, okay? I knew it was you guys!!! 8*) Have a great 3-Day Weekend!
Mornin’, Y’all!!
MATT!!!!!!! TOOOOOOO good!!!!!!!!!!! I got the tune right away. Awesome! Sendin’ it ’round to my email folk! May even put it on FaceBook!
Quick Check for Alzheimers
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10.This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I betcha’ you cannot resist passing it on
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.
“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”
Mornin’, Y’all!
Over the last couple of days I’ve come to realize that Matt is a Republican! :~)
Have a great Sunday, Y’all! Sunny and a cool 90 here in Argyle, Texas!
GO RANGERS!!!
Economy? What’s economic about it? My only recourse is that I was already poor when all this came to a head. I was already lined up in the “system”(government benefits). So in many ways, my family is better off than others right now. We have simply learned to live with less. And most times, that’s just fine with me.:)
September 4th, 2009 - 7:08 pm
aha!
September 4th, 2009 - 7:09 pm
0 + 0 = what?
September 4th, 2009 - 7:09 pm
zang!
September 4th, 2009 - 7:13 pm
Free Fu Fu? How sweet! This’ll make you smell a whole lot better, blow! 8*)
September 4th, 2009 - 7:39 pm
WTG Chipster!!!!!! Going to be smelling sweet in Crapperville!!
September 4th, 2009 - 7:49 pm
Thank you, Anne! This 24oz. can of Budweiser that I’m sipping on right now is smelling pretty sweet, too! LOL! I’m starting the three day/Labor Day weekend this very moment! Hope you’re having fun also, Anne Baby! Rock out! 8*)
September 4th, 2009 - 8:40 pm
let’s see….what number am I? LOL
September 4th, 2009 - 9:06 pm
Well that zero is too cold for me!
I can smell the surf already weekend here I come!
:~D
September 4th, 2009 - 10:00 pm
Well, we’re gonna be smellin’ mighty good around here aren’t we. Yeah!
September 5th, 2009 - 12:09 am
Now I kin stank reel purdy.
September 5th, 2009 - 5:51 am
WTG Chip!!!!!! Kashi, Kashi, excuse me, must be the perfume. :-)
Great Day to Everyone! :-)
The Sundiwear stickers arrived yesterday! :-)
September 5th, 2009 - 6:17 am
I think my mail man is stealing my free crap!
September 5th, 2009 - 7:29 am
Morning Everyone!!!!! Smiles to you all :):):) I got my stickers yesterday too Mayor Q. Will be doing the same Chipster!! Enjoy the day & seize the moment. Stay safe!! :0)
September 5th, 2009 - 7:57 am
Hi Everyone, I got my stickers yesterday too. Just in time for the end of Summer. Wow!
September 5th, 2009 - 10:16 am
Dont feel bad matt mines snags all my good shiz….grrrrrrr
September 5th, 2009 - 11:15 am
Obama Went Down to Capitol Hill
Well Obama went down to Capitol Hall and he was looking for a bank or car manufacturer to steal
He was blind and out of his mind but willing to make a deal
When he come upon this illegal alien pushing a Taco cart and said boy let me tell you what
I guess you didn’t know it but I’m an illegal alien too and if you care to take a dare I’ll make a Marxist out of you!
Now you can steal American jobs pretty good ole boy but give Obama his due
I bet this government health care will steal your soul and make a Communist dependant out of you
The illegal said my names Juan and it might be a sin
But I’ll take your government health care and screw American taxpayers again
Juan fire up your Taco cart and push it really hard
Because hells broke loose in Washington D.C. an Obama’s the joker card
If you win you get to keep your job but if you lose Obama owns your soul
Obama opened up his bag of tricks and lies flew from his finger tips as his Pinocchio nose began to grow
And he told some lies about his health care plan and made an evil hiss then a band of demonic liberals joined in and it sounded something like this
(Insert Evil Music here)
When Obama finished Juan said you’re pretty evil old Commie
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how an illegal alien gets it done
Fire at the town halls run Dems run
Obama’s in the White House America’s done
The voters are starting to gnash their teeth
The Democratic Parties on the old ash heap
(Insert rippin music here)
Obama bowed his head cause he knew that he’d been beat
And he laid his shoddy health care scam on the ground at Juan’s feet
Juan said just come on back if you ever wanna try again
Because people don’t want communism all they want is to be a free
September 5th, 2009 - 11:25 am
Hey! I AM AWAKE this morning! Blow, you and bomb put the $1000 dollars back into my wallet, okay? I knew it was you guys!!! 8*) Have a great 3-Day Weekend!
September 5th, 2009 - 11:43 am
Mornin’, Y’all!!
MATT!!!!!!! TOOOOOOO good!!!!!!!!!!! I got the tune right away. Awesome! Sendin’ it ’round to my email folk! May even put it on FaceBook!
September 5th, 2009 - 12:01 pm
Thanks Maddog.
September 5th, 2009 - 1:42 pm
Hi people, is this some kind of chat room?
September 5th, 2009 - 3:13 pm
sorry chipper snooze you lose…cha ching ! : )~
September 5th, 2009 - 6:41 pm
I also got my Sundiwear stickers the same day you all did.:)
September 5th, 2009 - 9:44 pm
ha i got mine also and was confused on what they were…lol
September 5th, 2009 - 10:44 pm
Quick Check for Alzheimers
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10.This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I betcha’ you cannot resist passing it on
September 6th, 2009 - 12:25 am
That’s pretty cool.
September 6th, 2009 - 7:04 am
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.
“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”
September 6th, 2009 - 7:29 am
Mornin’, Y’all!
Over the last couple of days I’ve come to realize that Matt is a Republican! :~)
Have a great Sunday, Y’all! Sunny and a cool 90 here in Argyle, Texas!
GO RANGERS!!!
September 6th, 2009 - 7:32 am
I am not a Republican, However i am waiting for someone to make sense of this economy
Before it is too late to turn it around.
September 6th, 2009 - 10:43 am
BBQ TIME! Let’s all go to the party…8*)
September 6th, 2009 - 11:55 pm
Economy? What’s economic about it? My only recourse is that I was already poor when all this came to a head. I was already lined up in the “system”(government benefits). So in many ways, my family is better off than others right now. We have simply learned to live with less. And most times, that’s just fine with me.:)