Hey, blow, forgedda ’bout it…you’re a good earner, so go out and bring me back a few “sandwiches”, O – K? Now get outta’ here, kid. Go make me some money…
Once there was a hermit who lived on a mountain.
He came down once every ten years to replenish his supplies.
On one visit, he got to thinking, and he asked the storekeeper,”Hey. Is there any women around here”?
The storekeeper replied,”NO. But we got ole’ Joe in the back”.
The hermit frowned and said, “Oh no! I don’t go for that shi*”.
Then the hermit returned to his home on the mountain, where he stayed for another ten years.
After his trip down and business with the storekeeper, the hermit asked him,”Do you have any women around here yet”?
The storekeeper told him,”No. But we still got ole’ Joe in the back”.
The hermit shook his head.
“I told you, I don’t go for that shi*”.
Dissapointed, the hermit climbed the mountain.
Ten years later he found himself at the storekeepers establishment.
When the time was right, the hermit asked once again,”Please tell me. Did you ever get any women around here”?
The storekeeper said, “No. But we STILL got ole’ Joe in the back”!
This time, the hermit thought about it a moment.
It had been thirty years.
Lowering his voice he leaned into the storekeeper.
“Now, if I go back there with ole’ Joe, who all is going to know about it”?
“Well, there’s you, and me, and ole’ Joe of course, and the two guys back there with him”.
“Two guys back there with him?
“Why are there two guys back there with him”?
” To hold him down. Ole’ Joe don’t go for that shi*” either”!
Thanks joe.
The author would like to comment that the persons named in the previous joke are purely fictional and have no reference or connections to persons living or dead.
(That should cover us joe!)
September 6th, 2009 - 8:11 am
I want the Money! Number 1
September 6th, 2009 - 8:27 am
Show me the money! :-) Thank You for the daily, something to smile about, matt! :-)
WTG! matt :-)
Great Day Everyone hope yours is filled with :-)’s!!!!!!!!
September 6th, 2009 - 8:31 am
In the low 80’s with a breeze here in Pa. today, Maddog! Lovin it for sure! :-) Let the cookout begin!
September 6th, 2009 - 8:43 am
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, “T-G-I-F.”
The man smiled back to her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank Goodness It’s Friday.’ Get it, duuhhh?”
The man answered, “‘S-H-I-T’ means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.’”
September 6th, 2009 - 10:36 am
Now I have to make a BIGGER money clip for that big stack of “sandwiches”…oh, whoa is me…
September 6th, 2009 - 12:39 pm
money money money!!!
September 6th, 2009 - 9:12 pm
money makes the world go round and round….oh and p.s…chip where is my money ??? pay or ill sic the b on yewwwww…….
September 6th, 2009 - 9:50 pm
Hey, blow, forgedda ’bout it…you’re a good earner, so go out and bring me back a few “sandwiches”, O – K? Now get outta’ here, kid. Go make me some money…
September 6th, 2009 - 11:04 pm
I want money. That’s what I want.That’s what. What I want.
That’s what I waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant.
September 6th, 2009 - 11:40 pm
Once there was a hermit who lived on a mountain.
He came down once every ten years to replenish his supplies.
On one visit, he got to thinking, and he asked the storekeeper,”Hey. Is there any women around here”?
The storekeeper replied,”NO. But we got ole’ Joe in the back”.
The hermit frowned and said, “Oh no! I don’t go for that shi*”.
Then the hermit returned to his home on the mountain, where he stayed for another ten years.
After his trip down and business with the storekeeper, the hermit asked him,”Do you have any women around here yet”?
The storekeeper told him,”No. But we still got ole’ Joe in the back”.
The hermit shook his head.
“I told you, I don’t go for that shi*”.
Dissapointed, the hermit climbed the mountain.
Ten years later he found himself at the storekeepers establishment.
When the time was right, the hermit asked once again,”Please tell me. Did you ever get any women around here”?
The storekeeper said, “No. But we STILL got ole’ Joe in the back”!
This time, the hermit thought about it a moment.
It had been thirty years.
Lowering his voice he leaned into the storekeeper.
“Now, if I go back there with ole’ Joe, who all is going to know about it”?
“Well, there’s you, and me, and ole’ Joe of course, and the two guys back there with him”.
“Two guys back there with him?
“Why are there two guys back there with him”?
” To hold him down. Ole’ Joe don’t go for that shi*” either”!
September 7th, 2009 - 1:16 am
Hey, I just bought a ticket for W.Virginia’s 3 million dollor lottory. If I win I get $3 a year for a million years! Hooty Who!
September 7th, 2009 - 9:07 am
Morning’, Y’all!
September 7th, 2009 - 9:43 am
Ginbug that joke had my laughing my azz off….good one…lol : )~
September 7th, 2009 - 8:13 pm
Thanks joe.
The author would like to comment that the persons named in the previous joke are purely fictional and have no reference or connections to persons living or dead.
(That should cover us joe!)
September 7th, 2009 - 8:15 pm
Good luck THE OBSERVER! A win is a win, I guess.
September 8th, 2009 - 12:44 am
Ginabug, I like your optomism!