Mornin’, Y’all!!
Yeah, Coolcat! Still like those “Hook ‘em Horns”, too, but Texas Tech isn’t a bad choice either. Of course, it’s way out yonder but still in Texas!
Pack it up, Pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that’s a sin
I won’t tear the sack up
P— you better back up
Try & play the role & the whole crew will act up
Get up! Stand up! Come on!
Come on throw your hands up!
If you’ve got the feeling, jump across the ceiling.
I came to get down.
I came to get down.
So get out your seats & jump around!
Jump around!
Jump up Jump up & get down.
Wow, we have hit the jackpot with the freebies lately, thanks Crapper fairy. Gettin a pack to hit the sack while wraped in a snuggy like alttile buggy after zipping some dippins! whoa hoa!
Oh M/D, it’s a ‘hip hop’ song that you put in your ipod when you’re jogging. Very uplifting! And they play it @ weddings & everyone gets up and jumps up & down. Very funny! (And alot better than the old ‘Hokey Pokey’ & the ‘YMCA’ song.) It gets people movin & shakin!! :~)
Hey, Burky, isn’t a mole worth of tennis balls enough to cover the entire earth’s surface six feet deep? I remember in College Chemistry 2, we used the mole quite a bit. BIG NUMBER!!! Have a mole-ful of smiles!!! 8*)
Mornin’, Y’all!
Chip, I was a math/science major and can’t remember that mole thing. Thanks for makin’ me feel old and senile! Burk, you’re weird, too! :~)
Matt, I’m sendin’ ya some ammo but first you have to do me a favor. Tazor them for about an hour or so before you use the bullet! Or maybe some bleach in the eyes! Can you tell I don’t like them type of scum?
it is national stand on linoleum in your bare feet day! this action is said to cure cancer of the toe nail.
in the dictionary i have, there are 5 seperate defintions for mole. the one referencing chemistry is listed as a noun measuring the molecular weight of a substance expressed in grams… so there you have it. it is not a very large number, but an extremely small one. the molecular weight of a hydrogen molecule is 10 to the – 786354 power. a very small number indeed… your welcome))))))
CMDR- Have a nice weekend with your brother. I hope you see lots of big horn sheep running around in the wild. This is such a beautiful time of year! Have fun! :~)
In the meantime, I am working on making a pair of underwear/panties that airline pilots of either gender would have to wear, that is attached to a GPS device and will rudely awaken them when they get over a major city. It can only be deactivated by the control tower and ONLY when the pilot responds to an air traffic controller’s call the first hail.
Bomb, I do have those “connections”! They are very MOLEicious!
HA!
There, I finally thought of one and got mine in!
I just love how you weird folks pick up on something and run with it!
Wolf, I like the idea!
What we need is a big number – a huge number! That number is the mole. The mole is the scientific community’s baker’s dozen. One mole equals 6.02 x 1023 (also known as Avogadro’s number). A 6 followed by 23 zeros. Now that’s a pretty big number. But that’s all it is, a number. You can’t just have a mole, you have to have a mole of something. A mole of atoms. A mole of water molecules. A mole of pennies (which would make you richer than you can imagine). Why the mole? As it turns out, the mole has some interesting properties. One mole of hydrogen atoms (6.02 x 1023 H atoms) weighs 1 g. From the periodic table we know that an He atoms weighs 4 times as much as an H atom, so go figure, 1 mole of He atoms weighs 4 g. In fact, one mole of any element is equal to the atomic mass of that element (in grams).
Let’s think about that for a second. If we know the molar mass of an element, and we know how many elements make up a specific molecule, then you can calculate the molar mass of a compound by adding up the atomic weights. Huh? Take water for example. How much does a mole of water weigh? Well, one mole of water contains one mole of oxygen atoms and two moles of hydrogen atoms. A mole of hydrogen weighs 1 g and a mole of oxygen weighs 16 g (look at the atomic mass in the periodic table). So to calculate the weight of one mole of water:
(2 moles H * 1 g per mole) + (1 mole O * 16 g per mole) = 18 g
One mole of water weighs 18 grams!
Hey, Maddog, you want I should whack these Mole-ees?!!!
I am the one…it’s not just about the amount of grams, but the number of molecules! 6.02 x 10 to the 23rd (also known as Avogadro’s number). BIG BIG NUMBER!!
your welcome))))))
it is national stand on linoleum in your bare feet day! I’ve laid SO MANY square yards of linoleum over the years since I was a kid…and I’ve also ground up tons of the asbestos-impregnated back of that old “battle-ship” linoleum…I should be as lucky to walk on the old linoleum!!! God Bless Old Chip against mesothelioma and its detriments!!! But I’m still standing!!! Hell Yeah!!!!
October 22nd, 2009 - 5:24 am
Pack it up! Good Day Everyone! :-)
October 22nd, 2009 - 5:49 am
I’ll be ready for school next year, 1 less to buy.
October 22nd, 2009 - 5:52 am
Good morning everyone! Backpacks, I love backpacks!
October 22nd, 2009 - 6:00 am
Grimm- VERY NICE! Thanks!
:~)
October 22nd, 2009 - 6:09 am
MADDOG- Looks like this could be right up your alley for your ‘Texas’ kids huh?
:~)
October 22nd, 2009 - 7:14 am
Pass on this, too many questions.
October 22nd, 2009 - 7:16 am
Mornin’, Y’all!!
Yeah, Coolcat! Still like those “Hook ‘em Horns”, too, but Texas Tech isn’t a bad choice either. Of course, it’s way out yonder but still in Texas!
October 22nd, 2009 - 7:33 am
With my backpack on my back!
:~D
October 22nd, 2009 - 7:47 am
Lil’ Chipster will love this RED backpack!!! Yeah!!! 8*)
October 22nd, 2009 - 8:14 am
in for 1! TT
October 22nd, 2009 - 11:01 am
Pack it up, Pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that’s a sin
I won’t tear the sack up
P— you better back up
Try & play the role & the whole crew will act up
Get up! Stand up! Come on!
Come on throw your hands up!
If you’ve got the feeling, jump across the ceiling.
I came to get down.
I came to get down.
So get out your seats & jump around!
Jump around!
Jump up Jump up & get down.
“““““`House of Pain““““““`
}~)
October 22nd, 2009 - 11:09 am
Wow, we have hit the jackpot with the freebies lately, thanks Crapper fairy. Gettin a pack to hit the sack while wraped in a snuggy like alttile buggy after zipping some dippins! whoa hoa!
October 22nd, 2009 - 11:26 am
I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!! :~)
October 22nd, 2009 - 1:02 pm
Huh? Observer, have you been dippin’ in the ol’ gun powder, jalapeno laden, corn syrup caffine barrel down at the general store lately?
October 22nd, 2009 - 1:20 pm
Oh M/D, it’s a ‘hip hop’ song that you put in your ipod when you’re jogging. Very uplifting! And they play it @ weddings & everyone gets up and jumps up & down. Very funny! (And alot better than the old ‘Hokey Pokey’ & the ‘YMCA’ song.) It gets people movin & shakin!! :~)
October 22nd, 2009 - 2:19 pm
I can pack alot of ammo in these and be able to pop pedophiles all day. WOO HOOO !!!!
October 22nd, 2009 - 2:28 pm
omg Matt! You live by pedophiles? Might be time to move Buddy! :~)
October 23rd, 2009 - 2:51 am
Good morning!
October 23rd, 2009 - 2:54 am
Today is ‘National Mole Day’, was created to foster an interest in chemistry.
October 23rd, 2009 - 3:36 am
this is actually a diaper bag
October 23rd, 2009 - 4:25 am
Isn’t working.
October 23rd, 2009 - 6:26 am
Hey, Burky, isn’t a mole worth of tennis balls enough to cover the entire earth’s surface six feet deep? I remember in College Chemistry 2, we used the mole quite a bit. BIG NUMBER!!! Have a mole-ful of smiles!!! 8*)
October 23rd, 2009 - 6:37 am
Why yes Chipper, I think that’s true!!!!!? :^)
October 23rd, 2009 - 7:21 am
Mornin’, Y’all!
Chip, I was a math/science major and can’t remember that mole thing. Thanks for makin’ me feel old and senile! Burk, you’re weird, too! :~)
Matt, I’m sendin’ ya some ammo but first you have to do me a favor. Tazor them for about an hour or so before you use the bullet! Or maybe some bleach in the eyes! Can you tell I don’t like them type of scum?
October 23rd, 2009 - 7:28 am
Honk if you’re reloading!
:~D
October 23rd, 2009 - 8:19 am
Holy Moley! It’s Friday gang! :-)’s be you! :-) Feeling the Chemistry in Crapperville!
October 23rd, 2009 - 8:27 am
:-)’s be with you! LOL!
October 23rd, 2009 - 8:33 am
maddog i do believe you have “connections” with the wise guys!
October 23rd, 2009 - 9:35 am
it is national stand on linoleum in your bare feet day! this action is said to cure cancer of the toe nail.
in the dictionary i have, there are 5 seperate defintions for mole. the one referencing chemistry is listed as a noun measuring the molecular weight of a substance expressed in grams… so there you have it. it is not a very large number, but an extremely small one. the molecular weight of a hydrogen molecule is 10 to the – 786354 power. a very small number indeed… your welcome))))))
om shanti
October 23rd, 2009 - 10:09 am
I didn’t do chemicals
Well, maybe the ones in Phillip Morris’ products but that stopped in 1992
October 23rd, 2009 - 10:37 am
Isn’t a mole someone that ‘rats a person out’ ??
On 2nd thought…..forrgetttabouttit!
;~)
October 23rd, 2009 - 11:25 am
When I did do chemicals, I had a ‘mole’hawk.
}~)
October 23rd, 2009 - 11:42 am
I guess when they made you……..
they really broke the mole! :~)
October 23rd, 2009 - 11:44 am
Hold on, my ‘mole’bile phone is ringing.
}~)
October 23rd, 2009 - 11:50 am
Oh yeah…..I see it!
It’s over there by your re*mole*te control!
:~)
October 23rd, 2009 - 12:02 pm
*M*A*S*H* just came on.
It’s Father *Mole*cahy.
(ok- that’s just bad!)
:~(
October 23rd, 2009 - 12:03 pm
I wouldnt hold your breath for this freebee, mmmkay…
October 23rd, 2009 - 12:10 pm
Why, that’s just ‘mole’arky! NYUK, NYUK, NYUK!
}~)
October 23rd, 2009 - 12:24 pm
Lets not make a mountain out of a *mole*hill
cause it will only turn you into moleasses.
(rebound-1 pt – score!)
:~)
October 23rd, 2009 - 12:30 pm
Cool Cat– It would be pretty dis’mole’ here without you!
}~)
October 23rd, 2009 - 12:33 pm
Get a room!
October 23rd, 2009 - 12:38 pm
CMDR- Have a nice weekend with your brother. I hope you see lots of big horn sheep running around in the wild. This is such a beautiful time of year! Have fun! :~)
October 23rd, 2009 - 1:14 pm
I will have a show-stopper in a moment, just let me mole this over for couple minutes
October 23rd, 2009 - 1:20 pm
In the meantime, I am working on making a pair of underwear/panties that airline pilots of either gender would have to wear, that is attached to a GPS device and will rudely awaken them when they get over a major city. It can only be deactivated by the control tower and ONLY when the pilot responds to an air traffic controller’s call the first hail.
Anybody good with electricity???
October 23rd, 2009 - 1:24 pm
Curel sample came today. Have a good weekend.
October 23rd, 2009 - 1:38 pm
Bomb, I do have those “connections”! They are very MOLEicious!
HA!
There, I finally thought of one and got mine in!
I just love how you weird folks pick up on something and run with it!
Wolf, I like the idea!
October 23rd, 2009 - 7:33 pm
What we need is a big number – a huge number! That number is the mole. The mole is the scientific community’s baker’s dozen. One mole equals 6.02 x 1023 (also known as Avogadro’s number). A 6 followed by 23 zeros. Now that’s a pretty big number. But that’s all it is, a number. You can’t just have a mole, you have to have a mole of something. A mole of atoms. A mole of water molecules. A mole of pennies (which would make you richer than you can imagine). Why the mole? As it turns out, the mole has some interesting properties. One mole of hydrogen atoms (6.02 x 1023 H atoms) weighs 1 g. From the periodic table we know that an He atoms weighs 4 times as much as an H atom, so go figure, 1 mole of He atoms weighs 4 g. In fact, one mole of any element is equal to the atomic mass of that element (in grams).
Let’s think about that for a second. If we know the molar mass of an element, and we know how many elements make up a specific molecule, then you can calculate the molar mass of a compound by adding up the atomic weights. Huh? Take water for example. How much does a mole of water weigh? Well, one mole of water contains one mole of oxygen atoms and two moles of hydrogen atoms. A mole of hydrogen weighs 1 g and a mole of oxygen weighs 16 g (look at the atomic mass in the periodic table). So to calculate the weight of one mole of water:
(2 moles H * 1 g per mole) + (1 mole O * 16 g per mole) = 18 g
One mole of water weighs 18 grams!
Hey, Maddog, you want I should whack these Mole-ees?!!!
October 23rd, 2009 - 8:01 pm
I am the one…it’s not just about the amount of grams, but the number of molecules! 6.02 x 10 to the 23rd (also known as Avogadro’s number). BIG BIG NUMBER!!
your welcome))))))
October 23rd, 2009 - 8:34 pm
it is national stand on linoleum in your bare feet day! I’ve laid SO MANY square yards of linoleum over the years since I was a kid…and I’ve also ground up tons of the asbestos-impregnated back of that old “battle-ship” linoleum…I should be as lucky to walk on the old linoleum!!! God Bless Old Chip against mesothelioma and its detriments!!! But I’m still standing!!! Hell Yeah!!!!
October 23rd, 2009 - 11:47 pm
How many moles are in a bowl of guaca’mole’?
}~)
October 24th, 2009 - 1:40 am
Chip!!!, you impregnated an old battle-ship? EEWWW!!!
October 24th, 2009 - 7:30 am
The Observer— That depends……is it made with
‘AVOGRADOS’ ???
(See Chip– You thought no one was paying attention!)
}~)
October 24th, 2009 - 8:10 am
Cool Cat– You stole my emoticon!!!!!
}~)
October 24th, 2009 - 8:22 am
I wanted to see if you were paying attention!
(plus it took me 1/2 an hour to find your eyebrows!)
:~)
October 29th, 2009 - 9:58 am
Could really use a new backpack for school… Thanks.