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26 Responses to “Free Book – The Purpose Of Christmas”

  1. matt

    Christmas already? What about Halloween? Thanksgiving? Let’s not rush things

  2. Coolcat

    What are you going to be for Halloween? :~)

  3. Mr.P

    To spend money. With a purpose. Morning all.

  4. Maddog

    Mornin’, Y’all! Don’t really get into the “H” holliday, Coolcat. We are invited to 2 parties, but I have to get dressed up. Rather stay at home and watch the Yanks and Phillies play ball. But, maybe I’ll go to the one ’round the corner. Mrs. Dog’s B-Day today!

  5. Michelle

    Maddog, wish the Mrs. a happy day from all us crappers. Let us get through the other holidays 1st..

  6. Jace

    Good Morning, Michelle! :-)
    Happy Birthday to Mrs. MD! Hope her day is filled with lots of :-)’s!
    Good Day Everyone! :-)

  7. Chip

    Good Morning Everyone! Hidy Ho Jace! Enjoy the day All! 8*)

  8. Jace

    And a Hidy Ho to you also, Chip! With a great big :-) to go with it!

  9. Wolf

    Maddog, Wish Mrs M’Dog a happy birthday for BOTH birthdays: The one for her real age; and the one for “What It Seems Like….” for living with you, you ol’ dog!!
    Dress up and get your tail out to the parties with her; Geeeez

    Matt. this is sick early; but here in Boston, the Diamond merchants began the “Show her how much you lover, with diamonds, this Holiday Season….” crap in July…….The Goos Samaritans Help-Line signs are all up on the tallest bridges too…no joke. Chri$tMa$$ is here (and, yes, “Holiday” is spelled chri$tma$$ don’t kid yourselves)

  10. David

    Hark the Herald y’all!
    Hope Mrs D’s Birthday is celebrated in style!!
    My lil’ girl’s ninth b-day is on the first day of November!
    My beautiful wife and I have a LOTof kids, so there is hardly a month of the year, that we don’t have someone or something to celebrate!
    That thought always bring me a smile! Hope everyone here has something to smile about as well!
    I think I’ll be a Zombie this year, ’cause I am the “adult” chaperone for a group of neighborhood kids that wanna spook up Halloween.
    VvvV
    :~D

  11. Wolf

    Crapperville question of the day:
    Is Trick 0r Treat dieing?
    Less kids that “Our Day” and lessening every year?

  12. blazemom

    ~~Big Monday morning Hello to all in Crapperville!~~
    I have a year-round Christmas store around the corner from me so it always seems like the Hoidays are here.
    Coolcat~ don’t plan on dressing up this year but if I did I would be a Spaceship Ballon!
    HBD wishes to Mrs. MD
    Wolf~~is does seem to me that there are far less kids going door to door nowadays. Times have changed.
    ~~Enjoy your day everyone~~even if you have the flu!!! 8-0

  13. Coolcat

    Not at my house Wolf. I get the same kids two or three times a night. I give out the full size bars. They go around the corner & trade key pieces of each others costumes then come back again. I call them out on their tricks….they look mortified….then I laugh & give them a treat. They learn.I’ve had some come back 15 years later w/their new babies & we all laugh!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCIA!!!!!!!!!!!
    :~)

  14. Coolcat

    Blazemom– That’s a great idea!! You could sew a bunch of mylar balloons together & stuff em with newspaper. Then the only thing you’d have to worry about is getting arrested!
    :~)

  15. blazemom

    ~~ He he, only if I hid a kid in my hat!!!~~~~~

  16. THE OBSERVER

    Blazemom, Does that mean that you have the flu? Is it “that flu”?

    Wolf–I don’t get any kids, I live on a ‘DEAD’ end street.
    }~)

  17. blazemom

    Hey, Observer~~ I don’t know what I have really~~running the gamit of all cold and flu symptoms. I am happy to say that I don’t have any unusual cravings for bacon!!~~~~

  18. THE OBSERVER

    B/M– Thats good to hear! Watch out if you start to snort or chortle it’s time to call the doctor.
    }~)

  19. blazemom

    Thanks Observer, um whats a chortle??? I’m scared~~~~ 8-)

  20. gatorpaw

    We don’t get as many trick or treaters as we used to when my kids were small. They used to come in droves and small herds. Now only a trickle. It’s all good, I hate to get up and answer the door anyway. I only enjoy it when one of my kids is home to answer to door. They love scaring the little gobblins!

  21. blazemom

    Ahhh I got it~~~ a blend of chuckle and snort~~~~ wow good one~~
    If I ~~hesnarf~~do~~ssnnnohhaa~~that~~~ I will~~~narfthha~~ see the~~ucklehee~~~DOCTOR!!!!!

  22. Daniel

    We get around 1200 kids on Halloween night. That’s a LOT of candy. It gets very very busy here in the Capitol City of PA and yes we dress up and put on quite a show for the evening. Spooky music, moving ghosts and even a halloween pumpkin that talks to the kids via my hidden mic. Scares them when a lighted pumpkin says “Hey you dropped a piece of candy” or “knock knock” who’s there? “BOO” Boo who? “AW don’t cry” See lots of fun. So what do vampires eat when they need a piece of candy? an all night sucker!

  23. bomb

    blow come to the south and visit my farm wink!

  24. Wolf

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  25. Maddog

    Mornin’, Y’all!

  26. blazemom

    Blow did go south~~~ didn’t you see him in the slop pen??

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