LOL! Thought I would throw in a cone in case you would make yours into coffee flavored ice-cream. Must of been thinking of the Darn Free offer from before. LOL! Hey, cone, scone, sal good, right? :-) Ya know I love my coffee!!!!!!!!! :-)
~~Good offer… love me some coffee bean juice~~
Did anyone see that when you go to get the samples they have a coffe break area…. you can take break and solve a puzzel…Nice~~~~
Wow Observer– If you’re sleeping with one eye open—–
might be time to switch to Decaf buddy! :~)
And thats not a beast in your closet—–
It’s Juan Valdez & his burro w/a cup of Joe!
But there is a chupacabra under your bed—-bummer!
(I think they originate from Texas. :~o)
Afternoon, Y’all! Had to run to a listing about 55 miles away! Whew! Glad to be back in Crapperville where the folks are WONDERFUL to talk to and hear from!
Blazemom- thanks for pointing out the puzzle section in this ad.
Even when I put it on the “low” difficulty scale, it still took me 5 minutes to put the puzzle together—and I live there!
Geeesh!
;~)
Mornin’, Y’all!!
Matt, I just got to read your post from yesterday and you MADE MY DAY!!! THANKS!!!!
Coolcat, it’s WONDERFUL to talk to y’all because you folks are down to earth natural! Had a bad day yesterday with one client ( I had to just smile), had to pick up trash in the front yard of a listing that included a used diaper (yes, I did say used) along with a few other things of the day. Well, it’s over. Just wonderin’ why I went to college, worked my @$$ off to graduate on the Dean’s list only to pick up used diapers as well as other crap I do. Hey, at least my student loan that took me 10 years to pay off is done!
MADDOG- You can always call me to come over & pick up candy wrappers & smashed pumpkins! I know you’ll have a better day today! Don’t let the turkeys in this world get you down. :~)
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL YOU GOBLINS AND GHOULIES!! ((*_*))
October 30th, 2009 - 7:23 am
Coffees on! Cone and get it! Good Day All! :-)
October 30th, 2009 - 7:23 am
Come and get it! LOL!
October 30th, 2009 - 7:55 am
Pour me a cup, too, Jace! 8*)
October 30th, 2009 - 7:57 am
Are Cones sorta like Scones? Similar to having Tea and Crumpets, American-Style! > : * |
October 30th, 2009 - 7:59 am
Consider it done, Chip! :-) And a big ol Pa. breakfast to go with it! YUMMY!!!!!!! :-)
October 30th, 2009 - 8:02 am
LOL! Thought I would throw in a cone in case you would make yours into coffee flavored ice-cream. Must of been thinking of the Darn Free offer from before. LOL! Hey, cone, scone, sal good, right? :-) Ya know I love my coffee!!!!!!!!! :-)
October 30th, 2009 - 8:04 am
Oh, yea…I think the Java’s flowin through our veins… 8*)
October 30th, 2009 - 9:53 am
in for 1!
October 30th, 2009 - 10:49 am
Wow—– it’s almost noon! Slept in late.
Havin sweet dreams………………………….
:~)
October 30th, 2009 - 11:24 am
must be nice…can’t remember the last time I got to do that. Darn kids! :-)
October 30th, 2009 - 11:32 am
Well thats an easy fix! Just have Mrs.Olsen
…………… or Mr. Coffee……………
or Maxwell House watch them for awhile!:~)
October 30th, 2009 - 11:56 am
~~Good offer… love me some coffee bean juice~~
Did anyone see that when you go to get the samples they have a coffe break area…. you can take break and solve a puzzel…Nice~~~~
October 30th, 2009 - 12:13 pm
“Say your prayers little one
Don’t forget my son
To include everyone
I’ll tuck you in
Walk within
Keep you free from Sin
Til the Sandman he comes……
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Hush little baby don’t say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It’s just the Beasts under your bed
In your closet & in your head
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand!
We’re off to never never land.”
}~)
October 30th, 2009 - 12:19 pm
~~The little boy in the bed shaking in fright~~~~
October 30th, 2009 - 12:26 pm
Wow Observer– If you’re sleeping with one eye open—–
might be time to switch to Decaf buddy! :~)
And thats not a beast in your closet—–
It’s Juan Valdez & his burro w/a cup of Joe!
But there is a chupacabra under your bed—-bummer!
(I think they originate from Texas. :~o)
October 30th, 2009 - 1:25 pm
Afternoon, Y’all! Had to run to a listing about 55 miles away! Whew! Glad to be back in Crapperville where the folks are WONDERFUL to talk to and hear from!
October 30th, 2009 - 2:06 pm
WONDERFUL?
MADDOG —-You did get your rabies shot this year right?
;~)
October 30th, 2009 - 2:18 pm
Blazemom- thanks for pointing out the puzzle section in this ad.
Even when I put it on the “low” difficulty scale, it still took me 5 minutes to put the puzzle together—and I live there!
Geeesh!
;~)
October 30th, 2009 - 2:24 pm
Seattle in 53 seconds… :-)
October 30th, 2009 - 3:25 pm
CURSE YOU COMMANDER…CURSE YOU!
(tee hee….;~)
October 30th, 2009 - 4:20 pm
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher.
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He’s all right now.
Have you seen Quasimodo?
I have a hunch he’s back!
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
He turns into a bat every night.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.
What did mama cannibal said to baby cannibal when he told her that he really liked his grandfather?
“Would you like another piece?”
What did the cannibal do when he saw an “All you can eat” restaurant?
He had two waiters and a busboy.
What did the french fries dress up as for Halloween?
Masked potatoes.
What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
Tombstones.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
“Don’t spook until you’re spooken to.”
What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I’d like a beer and a mop!
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley?
I’m bone to be wild.
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
Boo-ties
What do ghosts and goblins drink on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid.
What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I Scream.
What do little ghosts drink?
Evaporated milk.
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin.
What do you call a little monster’s parents?
Mummy and deady.
What do you call a monster with no neck?
The Lost Neck Monster.
What do you call a roomful of ghosts?
A bunch of boo-boos.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand witch.
What do you call dead cows that come back to life?
Zombeef.
What do you do with a green monster?
Wait until it ripens.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A sour-puss.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius?
Pumpkin pi.
What do you give a skeleton for Valentine’s Day?
Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
What game do ghost like to play?
Peek-a-Boo.
What goes “Ha-ha-ha . . . THUD!”
A monster laughing his head off
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?
The actors get stage fright.
What instrument do skeletons play?
Trom-BONE.
What is a cannibal’s favorite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast.
What is a ghost’s favorite desert?
Iced Screams.
What is a ghost’s favorite oatmeal?
SCREAM of Wheat.
What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
His other fang.
What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
Decomposing.
What is Dracula’s favorite kind of dog?
A blood hound.
What is the tallest building in Transylvania?
The Vampire State Building.
What kind of key opens a casket?
A skeleton key
October 30th, 2009 - 4:42 pm
Matt- What kind of coffee do you drink?
October 30th, 2009 - 4:57 pm
Extra extra extra STRONG !!!
October 30th, 2009 - 5:01 pm
I love the Java Jive and it loves me!
:~D
October 30th, 2009 - 5:46 pm
What kind of Halloween Bees give milk?
Boo-Bees!!! 8*)
October 30th, 2009 - 5:50 pm
Where the kids telling that one at school, Chip! LOL! :-)
October 30th, 2009 - 5:58 pm
What happens to a ghost when he gets lost in the fog? He is mist!
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? At the Casketeria. :-)
October 30th, 2009 - 6:38 pm
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re so Wrapped Up in Themselves. HEEEHEEEHEEEE!!!!!
October 30th, 2009 - 6:54 pm
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!!!
October 31st, 2009 - 12:25 am
Scotland-2 hours, 24 minutes and 32 seconds. Johnny Walker was helping but he sure did slow me down!
}~)
October 31st, 2009 - 5:36 am
Happy Halloween
October 31st, 2009 - 5:41 am
Same to BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! :-)
Happy Halloween Day to All!!!!!!! Show me the CANDY!!!!!!! :-)
October 31st, 2009 - 7:11 am
Happy Halloween to all the Tricksters & Treaters in Crapperville!
October 31st, 2009 - 7:37 am
Mornin’, Y’all!!
Matt, I just got to read your post from yesterday and you MADE MY DAY!!! THANKS!!!!
Coolcat, it’s WONDERFUL to talk to y’all because you folks are down to earth natural! Had a bad day yesterday with one client ( I had to just smile), had to pick up trash in the front yard of a listing that included a used diaper (yes, I did say used) along with a few other things of the day. Well, it’s over. Just wonderin’ why I went to college, worked my @$$ off to graduate on the Dean’s list only to pick up used diapers as well as other crap I do. Hey, at least my student loan that took me 10 years to pay off is done!
October 31st, 2009 - 7:54 am
MADDOG- You can always call me to come over & pick up candy wrappers & smashed pumpkins! I know you’ll have a better day today! Don’t let the turkeys in this world get you down. :~)
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL YOU GOBLINS AND GHOULIES!! ((*_*))