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27 Responses to “Free Arm & Hammer Toothpaste”

  1. Jace

    My arm nor hammer have no teeth!:-)

  2. BURP

    Good morning! Hey Jace! That’s a good thing, right?

  3. Jace

    Good morning to you, BURP! :-) Yepper tis a good thing!:-)

  4. Maddog

    Mornin’, Y’all!!
    Now, when they shout, “Smile! You’re on Candid Camera!”, I can!! Huh?? There is no more Candid Camera? No more Alan Funt? Show’s been cancelled a long, long time? Guess I’m showin’ my age! :~0

  5. Chip

    Just don’t drink any orange juice after you brush your teeth…it doesn’t taste good at all! 8*)

  6. bomb

    candid camera? alan funt? does maddog have any teeth left chipy???

  7. Maddog

    I’m gonna beat you with my cane you young whipper snapper, Bomb! Come here! You know my walker doesn’t go that fast!

  8. bomb

    ha!

  9. Grimm

    They should make orange juice flavored toothpaste. That would solve the problem.

  10. Maddog

    Grimm is onto something! Actually, I think Crest has one. I know they have a cinnamon flavored one, a vanilla one and one that is in an orange box. I think they stole Grimm’s idea!!
    (swooooooshhhhh!!!! WACK!!!!)
    Got ya with my cane, Bomb!! Just when you weren’t looking!!! Not bad for an ol’ geeser! Rats, now my cane is broke.

  11. Jace

    Maddog, have you seen the tooth brushes that play a tune to time how long you brush? LOL! Hey, how about whiskey flavor, rum flavor, beer flavor! Nawwwww, to many people would eat the paste. LOL! Here borrow my cane! Candy cane that is! :-)

  12. Jace

    Hey, jammin tooth brushes and 100 proof toothpaste. Wouldn’t need reminded to brush ever again I bet! LOL!

  13. Coolcat

    Bomb…sure M/D has some teeth left!
    He just has more ‘BARK’ than ‘BITE’…
    (tee hee) ;~)

  14. Matt

    Currently Toothpaste comes in 20 different flavors and available at Wal-Mart.

  15. Matt

    Here is a humorous list of toothpaste flavors that we don’t want to see at the grocery store.

    There are a variety of toothpaste flavors that are available today. From mint to bubblegum, the flavors make it more desirable to brush your teeth. Here are some flavors of toothpaste that would never make the grade:

    1. Brocolli flavor toothpaste would leave your teeth nice and green. Children would hate this flavor.
    2. Wooden flavor toothpaste would give your breath an outdoor odor. It would taste awful and should be axed.
    3. Horseradish flavor toothpaste would give you fire breath. It would increase your intake of fluids.
    4. Smelly socks flavor toothpaste is too disgusting to even think about.
    5. Onion and garlic flavor toothpaste would definitely affect your social life in a negative way.
    6. Spam flavor toothpaste would gross you out after a single brushing.
    7. Liver flavor toothpaste would cause your stomach to churn violently.
    8. Cement flavor toothpaste would keep your mouth firmly shut.
    9. Ear wax flavor toothpaste might be popular with witches but nobody else.
    10. Sardine flavor toothpaste would taste horribly fishy, but it would also increase your Omega 3
    .

  16. BURP

    Wallet, scissors and Gold Bond – got ‘em!

  17. Daniel

    Shouldn’t it be TEETHPASTE not toothpaste. (for those of us that have more than one tooth that is)

  18. misaljo

    This reminds me….I have to go to the dentist tomorrow. LOL

  19. Coolcat

    Misaljo…then I hope the only filling you have to get tomorrow… is for your gas tank!
    :~)

  20. Coolcat

    Daniel… I don’t know…I think for some of the people, their teeth are like stars.(They always come out at night!)

    Wait…I’d like to extract that last comment!
    :~)

  21. Chip

    Brush, brush, brush your teeth…8*)

  22. Coolcat

    ….gently and don’t scream…..
    My Grandpa sneezed once & his dentures went flying across the floor! It was the funniest dammmmm thing you ever saw….
    :~)

  23. Coolcat

    …opps! Sure hope I didn’t strike a nerve with anyone…cause that would be in bad taste…..

    Everyone must be asleep…& waitin for the tooth fairy….better turn this nitrous oxide off too.
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  24. Burk

    Good morning!

  25. THE OBSERVER

    }~)

  26. BURP

    }~)

  27. Courtney

    um………..

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