Mornin’, Y’all!!
Now, when they shout, “Smile! You’re on Candid Camera!”, I can!! Huh?? There is no more Candid Camera? No more Alan Funt? Show’s been cancelled a long, long time? Guess I’m showin’ my age! :~0
Grimm is onto something! Actually, I think Crest has one. I know they have a cinnamon flavored one, a vanilla one and one that is in an orange box. I think they stole Grimm’s idea!!
(swooooooshhhhh!!!! WACK!!!!)
Got ya with my cane, Bomb!! Just when you weren’t looking!!! Not bad for an ol’ geeser! Rats, now my cane is broke.
Maddog, have you seen the tooth brushes that play a tune to time how long you brush? LOL! Hey, how about whiskey flavor, rum flavor, beer flavor! Nawwwww, to many people would eat the paste. LOL! Here borrow my cane! Candy cane that is! :-)
Here is a humorous list of toothpaste flavors that we don’t want to see at the grocery store.
There are a variety of toothpaste flavors that are available today. From mint to bubblegum, the flavors make it more desirable to brush your teeth. Here are some flavors of toothpaste that would never make the grade:
1. Brocolli flavor toothpaste would leave your teeth nice and green. Children would hate this flavor.
2. Wooden flavor toothpaste would give your breath an outdoor odor. It would taste awful and should be axed.
3. Horseradish flavor toothpaste would give you fire breath. It would increase your intake of fluids.
4. Smelly socks flavor toothpaste is too disgusting to even think about.
5. Onion and garlic flavor toothpaste would definitely affect your social life in a negative way.
6. Spam flavor toothpaste would gross you out after a single brushing.
7. Liver flavor toothpaste would cause your stomach to churn violently.
8. Cement flavor toothpaste would keep your mouth firmly shut.
9. Ear wax flavor toothpaste might be popular with witches but nobody else.
10. Sardine flavor toothpaste would taste horribly fishy, but it would also increase your Omega 3
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February 1st, 2010 - 3:55 am
My arm nor hammer have no teeth!:-)
February 1st, 2010 - 4:59 am
Good morning! Hey Jace! That’s a good thing, right?
February 1st, 2010 - 5:19 am
Good morning to you, BURP! :-) Yepper tis a good thing!:-)
February 1st, 2010 - 7:55 am
Mornin’, Y’all!!
Now, when they shout, “Smile! You’re on Candid Camera!”, I can!! Huh?? There is no more Candid Camera? No more Alan Funt? Show’s been cancelled a long, long time? Guess I’m showin’ my age! :~0
February 1st, 2010 - 8:19 am
Just don’t drink any orange juice after you brush your teeth…it doesn’t taste good at all! 8*)
February 1st, 2010 - 8:40 am
candid camera? alan funt? does maddog have any teeth left chipy???
February 1st, 2010 - 8:55 am
I’m gonna beat you with my cane you young whipper snapper, Bomb! Come here! You know my walker doesn’t go that fast!
February 1st, 2010 - 9:18 am
ha!
February 1st, 2010 - 10:25 am
They should make orange juice flavored toothpaste. That would solve the problem.
February 1st, 2010 - 11:12 am
Grimm is onto something! Actually, I think Crest has one. I know they have a cinnamon flavored one, a vanilla one and one that is in an orange box. I think they stole Grimm’s idea!!
(swooooooshhhhh!!!! WACK!!!!)
Got ya with my cane, Bomb!! Just when you weren’t looking!!! Not bad for an ol’ geeser! Rats, now my cane is broke.
February 1st, 2010 - 11:28 am
Maddog, have you seen the tooth brushes that play a tune to time how long you brush? LOL! Hey, how about whiskey flavor, rum flavor, beer flavor! Nawwwww, to many people would eat the paste. LOL! Here borrow my cane! Candy cane that is! :-)
February 1st, 2010 - 11:41 am
Hey, jammin tooth brushes and 100 proof toothpaste. Wouldn’t need reminded to brush ever again I bet! LOL!
February 1st, 2010 - 12:12 pm
Bomb…sure M/D has some teeth left!
He just has more ‘BARK’ than ‘BITE’…
(tee hee) ;~)
February 1st, 2010 - 12:48 pm
Currently Toothpaste comes in 20 different flavors and available at Wal-Mart.
February 1st, 2010 - 12:53 pm
Here is a humorous list of toothpaste flavors that we don’t want to see at the grocery store.
There are a variety of toothpaste flavors that are available today. From mint to bubblegum, the flavors make it more desirable to brush your teeth. Here are some flavors of toothpaste that would never make the grade:
1. Brocolli flavor toothpaste would leave your teeth nice and green. Children would hate this flavor.
2. Wooden flavor toothpaste would give your breath an outdoor odor. It would taste awful and should be axed.
3. Horseradish flavor toothpaste would give you fire breath. It would increase your intake of fluids.
4. Smelly socks flavor toothpaste is too disgusting to even think about.
5. Onion and garlic flavor toothpaste would definitely affect your social life in a negative way.
6. Spam flavor toothpaste would gross you out after a single brushing.
7. Liver flavor toothpaste would cause your stomach to churn violently.
8. Cement flavor toothpaste would keep your mouth firmly shut.
9. Ear wax flavor toothpaste might be popular with witches but nobody else.
10. Sardine flavor toothpaste would taste horribly fishy, but it would also increase your Omega 3
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February 1st, 2010 - 2:13 pm
Wallet, scissors and Gold Bond – got ‘em!
February 1st, 2010 - 5:09 pm
Shouldn’t it be TEETHPASTE not toothpaste. (for those of us that have more than one tooth that is)
February 1st, 2010 - 7:14 pm
This reminds me….I have to go to the dentist tomorrow. LOL
February 1st, 2010 - 8:08 pm
Misaljo…then I hope the only filling you have to get tomorrow… is for your gas tank!
:~)
February 1st, 2010 - 8:14 pm
Daniel… I don’t know…I think for some of the people, their teeth are like stars.(They always come out at night!)
Wait…I’d like to extract that last comment!
:~)
February 1st, 2010 - 8:41 pm
Brush, brush, brush your teeth…8*)
February 1st, 2010 - 9:18 pm
….gently and don’t scream…..
My Grandpa sneezed once & his dentures went flying across the floor! It was the funniest dammmmm thing you ever saw….
:~)
February 1st, 2010 - 9:53 pm
…opps! Sure hope I didn’t strike a nerve with anyone…cause that would be in bad taste…..
Everyone must be asleep…& waitin for the tooth fairy….better turn this nitrous oxide off too.
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February 3rd, 2010 - 5:13 am
Good morning!
February 5th, 2010 - 12:26 am
}~)
February 5th, 2010 - 4:03 am
}~)
March 3rd, 2010 - 8:34 pm
um………..