Comments on: Free Arm & Hammer Toothpaste

By: Desiree

Desiree — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 18:26:23 +0000

whitening yes

By: Courtney

Courtney — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:34:59 +0000

um………..

By: BURP

BURP — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 10:03:14 +0000

}~)

By: THE OBSERVER

THE OBSERVER — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 06:26:46 +0000

}~)

By: Burk

Burk — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:13:52 +0000

Good morning!

By: Coolcat

Coolcat — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 03:18:27 +0000

….gently and don’t scream…..
My Grandpa sneezed once & his dentures went flying across the floor! It was the funniest dammmmm thing you ever saw….
:~)

By: Chip

Chip — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 02:41:14 +0000

Brush, brush, brush your teeth…8*)

By: Coolcat

Coolcat — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 02:14:11 +0000

Daniel… I don’t know…I think for some of the people, their teeth are like stars.(They always come out at night!)

Wait…I’d like to extract that last comment!
:~)

By: Coolcat

Coolcat — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 02:08:21 +0000

Misaljo…then I hope the only filling you have to get tomorrow… is for your gas tank!
:~)

By: misaljo

misaljo — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 01:14:56 +0000

This reminds me….I have to go to the dentist tomorrow. LOL

By: Daniel

Daniel — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 23:09:08 +0000

Shouldn’t it be TEETHPASTE not toothpaste. (for those of us that have more than one tooth that is)

By: BURP

BURP — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:13:20 +0000

Wallet, scissors and Gold Bond – got ‘em!

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:53:39 +0000

Here is a humorous list of toothpaste flavors that we don’t want to see at the grocery store.

There are a variety of toothpaste flavors that are available today. From mint to bubblegum, the flavors make it more desirable to brush your teeth. Here are some flavors of toothpaste that would never make the grade:

1. Brocolli flavor toothpaste would leave your teeth nice and green. Children would hate this flavor.
2. Wooden flavor toothpaste would give your breath an outdoor odor. It would taste awful and should be axed.
3. Horseradish flavor toothpaste would give you fire breath. It would increase your intake of fluids.
4. Smelly socks flavor toothpaste is too disgusting to even think about.
5. Onion and garlic flavor toothpaste would definitely affect your social life in a negative way.
6. Spam flavor toothpaste would gross you out after a single brushing.
7. Liver flavor toothpaste would cause your stomach to churn violently.
8. Cement flavor toothpaste would keep your mouth firmly shut.
9. Ear wax flavor toothpaste might be popular with witches but nobody else.
10. Sardine flavor toothpaste would taste horribly fishy, but it would also increase your Omega 3
.

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:48:44 +0000

Currently Toothpaste comes in 20 different flavors and available at Wal-Mart.

By: Coolcat

Coolcat — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:12:05 +0000

Bomb…sure M/D has some teeth left!
He just has more ‘BARK’ than ‘BITE’…
(tee hee) ;~)

By: Jace

Jace — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:41:28 +0000

Hey, jammin tooth brushes and 100 proof toothpaste. Wouldn’t need reminded to brush ever again I bet! LOL!

By: Jace

Jace — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:28:27 +0000

Maddog, have you seen the tooth brushes that play a tune to time how long you brush? LOL! Hey, how about whiskey flavor, rum flavor, beer flavor! Nawwwww, to many people would eat the paste. LOL! Here borrow my cane! Candy cane that is! :-)

By: Maddog

Maddog — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:12:39 +0000

Grimm is onto something! Actually, I think Crest has one. I know they have a cinnamon flavored one, a vanilla one and one that is in an orange box. I think they stole Grimm’s idea!!
(swooooooshhhhh!!!! WACK!!!!)
Got ya with my cane, Bomb!! Just when you weren’t looking!!! Not bad for an ol’ geeser! Rats, now my cane is broke.

By: Grimm

Grimm — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:25:50 +0000

They should make orange juice flavored toothpaste. That would solve the problem.

By: bomb

bomb — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:18:00 +0000

ha!