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34 Responses to “Free Dog Food Sample”

  1. Jace

    The pups will love this! :-)

  2. Burk

    WTH!

  3. Jace

    Mahatma used his magic wand, shot us with the Dream water, and this is all a dream! Is the Dog Food Sample for real? LOL!

  4. Burk

    Give it a few seconds, we’ll find out! Hard to keep up, isn’t it?

  5. Jace

    Grimm is just messin with us to see if we’re on our toes! LOL!

  6. Grimm

    Or Paws

  7. Anne

    G’Morning Jace,Burk & Grimm! I saw those freebies they just left the building! LOL! Daisy will like this freebie for sure. Hope everyone has a Nice Day! ;);)

  8. Wolf

    Are there any attorneys in the room? “Sample will not be sent without a VALID PHONE NUMBER”. I normally pass on the freebies that require a phone (i use time/temp; never get the freebie) but this one goes one step further. VALID PHONE means some slob’s tonsil is actually gonna call. So, If I put Time/Temp phone number in, and I don’t get my free lunch (get it? Dog food:wolf…never mind) — is that a contractual violation? Define VALID? A phone number that works is a valid phone number, no?

  9. Burk

    Yes!

  10. Chip

    “Who Let the Dogs Out?! Who? Who? Who? 8*)

  11. Maddog

    Mornin’, Y’all!
    Wolf, put in the phone number that is on Blow’s speed dial. They’ll get a valid phone number AND phone sex!!! You’ll be sure to get your sample!!

  12. Burk

    Hey Chip!! All the canines are out this morning!

  13. Matt

    My dog is too picky. He only eats table scraps.

  14. Burk

    That’s not picky, that’s spoiled!

  15. Anne

    Hey Grimm, We already had this freebie on Jan. 28th and it turned up in the dead crap archive. Is it a go this time around?? ;0)

  16. Matt

    Maybe Burk, I have to cut up the food in small pieces and heat it up. Then he waits till we hand feed him.

  17. Anne

    Now that is the Treatment right there! What kind of dog do you have Matt?

  18. Burk

    I knew someone like that once. I kicked ‘em to the curb!

  19. Maddog

    Being the “dog” that I am, can I be adopted by you, Matt?? Huh? Can I? Fillet or strip, medium rare, trim the fat close, side of smashed taters and key lime pie to chase it afterwards please.

  20. Joe Blow

    I’ll adopt you maddog and then kick you and throw you outside, then take you to the pound, then re-adopt you,,,kick you again and take you back to the pound,,,how does that grab you ? : )~

  21. bomb

    isnt that your dating style too blow? ha! cept i know for a fact that you treat animals WAY better!

  22. Joe Blow

    not “mad-dogs” they bite and make up stories about my “dirty deeds done dirt cheap” lol…oh and they smell up the house…so kick kick kick em all the live long dayyyyyy. : )~

  23. bomb

    k i wanna play zerver today …”i know everything”! ha i kid zerver, you know that we iz tight !!

    but here’s a question: what tfc person would you adopt as a pet?

  24. Coolcat

    Do they call you ‘Bomb’ cause you can clear a room?
    I can actually hear crickets in here………
    i kid i kid
    :~)

  25. bomb

    ha! i know i was thinkin the same thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Coolcat

    Ok- I’ll be brave & answer…
    “He knows who he is!”
    (That way it could be just about anyone!)
    Ha
    :~)

  27. Burk

    That’s a hard question. Some aren’t housebroken, so that narrows it down a bit. Do I want a house pet or something I can chain up out in the yard? Decisions, decisions! I need more time!

  28. Matt

    We have a new Newfoundland for a dog. He weigh’s about 90 pounds.

  29. Anne

    Yikes!! Do you take him for a walk or does he take you!! LOL! ;) Pretty good size dog for sure!

  30. Joe Blow

    Bomb doesnt know what a “toastada” or “enchilada” is , does anyone else find that odd ?

  31. Chip

    ‘Tis Friday night! WooHoooooooooo! Three day weekend! Woot! Super Bowl XLIV Sunday! Owoooooo! I think that I’d adopt myself as a pet…I’m sooooooooo excitable! Yea! 8*)

  32. Matt

    My dog has cost me over 20 stitch’s in the him/ ER. Don’t piss him off.

  33. Daniel

    Who let the dogs out?

  34. Chip

    I think I did, Daniel! Bad Chippy! Bad Chippy! 8*)

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