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  1. crispycritter

    WOW—- Numero Uno– i guess it pays to get home from work at 2 in the morning :-} Morning All……

  2. Coolcat

    Good morning Crispycritter! Good to hear from you ANY time!
    :~)

  3. Burk

    Good morning!! It’s ‘Umbrella Day’!!!

  4. Jace

    Good Morning to you, Burk! May a :-) be your umbrella! :-)
    Happy Day All! :-)
    WTG! crispycritter! :-)

    Umbrellas have a lot of up and down days! :-)

  5. Jace

    Party on, butterflies! Where will Disco? :-)

  6. Anne

    G’morning! WTG Crispycritter! It;s a good day to fly a kite here in Ga. VERY WINDY 33/22 and CCCOLD!

  7. Anne

    Disco disway or disco datway HHMMMMMM! LOL!!

  8. Chip

    You know I’ve got a wild hair! 8*)

  9. Burk

    HEY Chip!!! Oh we know!!! That’s what we like about you!!

  10. Maddog

    Mornin’, Y’all!!
    PLEASE be generous today, folks! PLEASE donate your make-up sample to “Let’s Make It a More Beautiful World” Foundation who will pass your sample along to Blow, Bomb and Chip. C’mon, Folks! Think of the rest of the world! Every sample helps fight against the “What the heck is that?” question on everybody’s mind as they pass any one of these poor, hard to look at guys! Dig deep!
    (How’s that for stirring the ol’ pot? Hey, Valentine’s Day is a few days away. We can do all that lovey dovey stuff then to wash out this crap!)

  11. Anne

    Chipster is TFC’s Wild Child!! We luv ya Chip!<3
    ;)

  12. Chip

    Yawooooooooooo! Feeling the power! Annie, I love you Guys, too! (I didn’t smudge my pancake make-up, did I?) Suhweeeeeeeeeeeeet! 8*)

  13. Jace

    Chip! Your such a Social Butterfly! Love Ya! :-) Swak Swak!

  14. Jace

    Maddog, I don’t have a problem what so ever giving them all the makeup we can muster up! BUT, will we then have to address them each as Madame Butterfly? LOL! :-) Oh where shall Disco? LOL!

  15. Matt

    I’m way too beautiful to use this make up.

  16. bomb

    dang it ,i sent mine to texas where all the ugly mutts reside! zing

  17. Matt

    http:// youtube.com/realannoyingorange

  18. Coolcat

    Ugly mutts? Oh… the one they call “Taco Bell” ….
    cause when they see his face, they run for the border!

    (Not you Maddog! We know you’re beautiful!) :~)

  19. Maddog

    Oooooooooooooooo! Caught that one right in the kisser, Bomb! Hmmmm…tastes good, too! Thanks, CC! Hey, since you are up in the Seatle (is it one “T” or 2??) area, shouldn’t CC stand for Caffine Cat? Just a thought. Bomb, I think we need to get Matt a new mirror. His, OBVIOUSLY, is broke!! (snicker, snicker)
    Oh, and Jace, thanks a whole lot to you, too! We’re supposed to get more of the “S” stuff tomorrow! This will be the 3rd time this winter!!! What gives???

  20. Coolcat

    Caught that one in the kisser??
    I guess now you can
    KISS and ‘MAKE-UP’!
    :~0

  21. bomb

    me and maddog have an “understanding” c/c… no need for smoochin just yet! ha!

  22. Joe Blow

    maddog and bomb sittin in a tree,,,, :)~

  23. bomb

    im gonna kill u blow!

  24. bomb

    what? you wanted me to send YOU the makeup???? you always tell me how pretty you are blow! been lying?

  25. Joe Blow

    Disco butterfly, wasnt that your drag name in the 70’s bomb ? woooo burn !!

  26. Coolcat

    Oh dint you hear? When Maddog saw him coming he chopped down that tree & high tailed it to the border too! Ohhhhhhh no….she dint! ;~0

  27. Coolcat

    yeah I remember him….puts on his make up with a spatula! :~)

  28. Burk

    How’d ‘disco’ so wrong?

  29. Joe Blow

    ha ha cc, burk very clever, whats with all this diapers and makeup stuff ? where’s the “manly” things at ?

  30. bomb

    why yes ,im flattered you remembered…..but dancing in the cage next to me,how could you forget “juicy fruits”? ha and come to think of it….wasnt maddog and chip doing the bump and grind on the bar???

  31. Coolcat

    Grimm must be keeping them all for himself!
    ;~)

  32. Joe Blow

    why i outta!!!

  33. Coolcat

    Yeah Bomb I do remember them dancin on the bar.
    It was at that place called……now what was it again?
    oh yeah… ‘Maddog Ugly’
    :~)

  34. Joe Blow

    woooo gang up on maddog day….my fav! that will teach that dawg to “stir the pot” hahahaha : )~

  35. bomb

    without the makeup its hard to tell if that was maddog or not…..chip,on the other hand i would know anywhere !!!

  36. Jace

    Disco fever has hit Crapperville! :-)

    Maddog, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    !!!!!!!!! :-)

    Joe Blow, Wii think you are the KING of Disco! LOL!:-)

  37. Joe Blow

    roller disco !! lol

  38. Burk

    The snow here, ‘disco’ down in history! Most snowfall in a season for my state! TURN IT OFF!!!!

  39. Maddog

    OK, I’m back. I’ve read all of your comments and I just have THIS to say, “I resemble those remarks!” I just LOVE stirrin’ the ol’ kettle every once in a while!!!! Bomb, I ain’t EVER gonna be smoochin’ with ya!! At least not until you buy me a real dinner. None of this $1 menu stuff at McD’s!!

  40. Joe Blow

    Well i didnt want to say bad things about you and or to you but someone made me…im not naming names or pointing fingers …..but the initials are “cc” : )~

  41. Coolcat

    …yeah thats right…
    blame the Cat !
    :~)

  42. Coolcat

    Ok, dis go over dare like dat.
    den dis go over dear, den ya rollerz it up.
    spark it up, then jo BLOW….

    Oh I get it now… it’s all coming to light!
    (tee hee)
    :~)

  43. bomb

    waz…she did, im a witness!

  44. Joe Blow

    be right there cc…wink wink….

  45. Chip

    The smoke gets in my eyes…8*)

  46. Burk

    Good morning!

  47. Jace

    Good morning to you, Burk!:-)
    Good Day Everyone! :-)

  48. Anne

    Good Morning Jace & Burk! ;) Have a Nice Day!!!

  49. Chip

    Good Morning, Ladies! Have a snow-free day! 8*)

  50. mary george

    hey generouse people !!!!

  51. sonya guntor

    please send me free samples@3239 southwest blvd spring hill florida 34606.thanks

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