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8 Responses to “Free Gray Ribbons”

1. Jace
   March 20th, 2010 - 7:37 am

   Good Day to you, Burk! :-)
   Good Day Everyone! :-)

2. Paul
   March 20th, 2010 - 9:09 am

   Donation required?

3. Joe Blow
   March 20th, 2010 - 11:43 am

   why ? what ? huh ? passed.

4. THE OBSERVER
   March 20th, 2010 - 1:42 pm

   Obviously gray matters!
   }~)

5. Paul
   March 20th, 2010 - 1:51 pm

   1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
   2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice!
   3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
   4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
   5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ‘ For Marijuana.
   6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
   7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
   8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.
   9. Sing Along At The Opera.
   10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
   11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
   12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
   13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’

   And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

   14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

6. Coolcat
   March 20th, 2010 - 8:25 pm

   BRAIN = Grey matter = good one OB !
   Here’s a piece of ‘grey’ trivia for all of you that watch Grey’s Anatomy.
   The Seattle-Grace Hospital doesn’t exist. The exterior shots are from the local TV station bldg downtown by the Space Needle. And when they are on that catwalk in the hospital, you can look out the window & see the Cascade Mountains. That is what I get to see every day! Absolutely beautiful! :~)

7. Chip
   March 22nd, 2010 - 6:42 am

   Gray = Grey, and that’s interesting! 8*)

8. Mooster
   July 26th, 2010 - 11:08 pm

   That was so funny coolcat – love it

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