Mornin’, Y’all!! Here’s a good one to start y’all’s day!
Dad at the Mall
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked,’What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?’
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I wouldn’t choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
‘Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.’
I can’t wait until I’m his age.
April 25th, 2010 - 6:46 am
Woofing Good Deal! :-)
April 25th, 2010 - 8:46 am
Mornin’, Y’all!!
I must be barkin’ up the wrong tree because I just can’t get creative like y’all!!
April 25th, 2010 - 9:19 am
This sample looks Ruff.
April 25th, 2010 - 10:39 am
A Birthday shout-out to Tennessee!
All the way to you…from me!
Across the airwaves…across the land,
Let’s all give ‘BOMB’ one big hand !
Today’s his birthday! Today is good!
I’d give you a big hug! If only I could!
Live life CRAZY….Live life FAST!
Live life HAPPY …. & have a “Bomb” Blast !!!!!
(Happy b-day Bomb from your friend C/C )
;~)
April 25th, 2010 - 10:50 am
Happy Birthday “B”
April 25th, 2010 - 10:52 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOMB!
Have a ‘Bomb diggity’ day!
}~)
April 25th, 2010 - 2:50 pm
thanx for the b/d wishes everyone! c/c above and beyond with the rhyme! nice :)
April 26th, 2010 - 7:15 am
Happy b-day, b-bomb!!! Woohoo!!! 8*)
April 26th, 2010 - 8:41 am
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, BOMB!! Sorry I missed it!
WOW! You don’t look a day over….Hey, what a nice day outside today!
April 26th, 2010 - 11:10 am
hey chippy and mdog! survived another one! all u guys thanx tons….but what no presents????what the……….
April 26th, 2010 - 11:44 am
Joe took em all……:~(
April 26th, 2010 - 7:18 pm
Happy Birthday Bomb!!! ;)
April 26th, 2010 - 8:16 pm
Another sold out sample! WOW again.
April 27th, 2010 - 5:13 am
Happy Belated BD to you Bomb! Hope you had an explosively fun filled day! :-)
April 27th, 2010 - 6:45 am
Mornin’, Y’all!! Here’s a good one to start y’all’s day!
Dad at the Mall
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked,’What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?’
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I wouldn’t choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
‘Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.’
I can’t wait until I’m his age.
April 27th, 2010 - 6:51 am
LOL! Maddog Gotta love the quick words from the wise! :-)
April 27th, 2010 - 7:21 am
Mdog, did your Dad give that kid the bird? LOL!8*)
April 27th, 2010 - 9:48 am
Ha ha..good one m/d , man i cant wait to get old..lol
April 27th, 2010 - 11:30 am
wait? wink